MyLifeIsAverage

How it works:

• Write a short story about what made your life average today.
• Try to keep them short- two or three sentences at most.
• Usually, a story should begin with 'Today,' but it doesn't have to.
• Stories should end with 'MyLifeIsAverage' or 'MLIA'.
• Stories will be published when they get enough votes.
• Don't submit repeat stories.
• It's possible to be funny without using the structure "I did (something that sounds outrageous at first) but that's okay because (something that makes the thing not outrageous)" It's getting old.