MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] southpaw097Good: 12Bad: 52 years, 8 months ago

you should have tried tag.

[ - ] AGayles12Good: 15Bad: 62 years, 8 months ago

i tried that, it doesnt work either

[ - ] Xactor201Good: 2Bad: 902 years, 2 months ago

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[ - ] rebo2130Good: 48Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

today, my boyfriend wore Axe body spray. i tackled him.

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 1Bad: 221 year, 11 months ago

wHaT?WhY uR gIvInG InTo Ur mAn

[ - ] gbowlgirlGood: 3Bad: 52 years ago

good. that crap doesnt work

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

awweee muffin its okay!

[ - ] simbaandgizmo1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

really i thought that always worked guess we were all wrong hahaha... :)

[ - ] simbaandgizmo1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

but really axe does not work and is smells so nasty and its crapy you might as well not ware colone smart ones...

[ - ] rosensamjGood: 2Bad: 1162 years, 8 months ago

YEA TAG GETS GIRLS. NOT THAT AXE SH*T. TAG IS THE MAN! TAG RULESS!!!!

[ - ] softballchick1313Good: 13Bad: 92 years, 1 month ago

Actually, I much prefer axe....

[ - ] bagofcheeseGood: 93Bad: 82 years, 8 months ago

But did you look like a piece of chocolate? Thats the thing that gets girls going

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Lol it does............so does straw berry floved dum dum works like a charm ;)

[ - ] CaptainColonGood: 9Bad: 52 years, 8 months ago

A common lament.

[ - ] ellieGood: 7Bad: 322 years, 7 months ago

i would of

[ - ] themoonisfallinGood: 41Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I would HAVE

[ - ] eastside-samuraiGood: 1Bad: 302 years, 7 months ago

I think you didnt get tackled because i think thats tag axe the girls just smell u sexually

[ - ] thecandyswiperGood: 3Bad: 112 years, 5 months ago

Wasn't there an Axe commercial where the family was having a Christmas get together with the family and the guy's girlfriend, and she jumped on him?

[ - ] abuserGood: 23Bad: 62 years, 7 months ago

Everything I know is a lie. Did you at least try to get the attention of a women's football team?

[ - ] ilovejuiceGood: 16Bad: 72 years, 6 months ago

if i smelled you i would have

[ - ] mjbgirl6192Good: 5Bad: 62 years, 6 months ago

aww

[ - ] soccertwinGood: 3Bad: 722 years, 5 months ago

you must be kinda ugly then cuz i get tackeld all the time

[ - ] RhethionGood: 22Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Perhapse if you are a football player.. And definitely not by women

[ - ] Cookiemonster978Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

lol i know right

[ - ] delightfullyaverageGood: 14Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

it will happen. next time wear a sign that tells people your wearing axe! i would watch that!

[ - ] panicgirl18Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

thats a shame...

[ - ] spaznmkGood: 16Bad: 132 years, 5 months ago

stuff is nasty. thats why you werent tackled sir.

[ - ] which1spink9Good: 13Bad: 122 years, 4 months ago

Seriously, is there a single woman in the world who isn't disgusted by that stuff? I know I sure am...

[ - ] redblanketGood: 6Bad: 132 years, 2 months ago

That stuff is gross! I hate it when it gets sprayed in public places!

[ - ] whattheheckisMLIAGood: 8Bad: 132 years, 4 months ago

I am. Mah bro wears it and whenever he sprays it everywhere to annoy me, I'm like "Put that shit away!"

[ - ] thatswhatshesaid1Good: 14Bad: 162 years, 5 months ago

I'm a girl and axe STINKS!! sorry but it does not smell good...=PP

[ - ] MalstGood: 24Bad: 82 years, 4 months ago

Thats funny because i wore axe and was tackled by 3 women

[ - ] SetsunaSeieiGood: 4Bad: 92 years, 4 months ago

You have to get Tag my friend. Tag

[ - ] idkmabffJillGood: 15Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

Aw...I would tackle you. I like the smell of Axe, and Old Spice!

[ - ] GingerBookwormGood: 6Bad: 102 years, 4 months ago

I'm not surprised, that stuff smells horrible.

[ - ] xmeghanxGood: 15Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

ha, that happened to a friend of mine. he was pretty mad when he didnt turn into chocolate FALSE ADVERTIZEMENT!

[ - ] marshmallowfreakGood: 9Bad: 72 years, 4 months ago

we should have a vote on how many women think axe is absolutely DISGUSTING if majority hates it, we should put them out of buisness

[ - ] sweetgymnastGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 4 months ago

i'm a girl, axe stinks.

[ - ] ClaireGibbsGood: 4Bad: 32 years, 4 months ago

awww... youll get there one day hunnie...

[ - ] LionkingbabeGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 4 months ago

I would have tackled you ;) Axe is amazing but Old Spice is even more amazzing!!

[ - ] RhethionGood: 7Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

I wear old spice.. Thank you

[ - ] Nathan5370Good: 10Bad: 22 years, 4 months ago

hahaha were u tackled by any guys? lols

[ - ] sweetrose07Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I would have if it was the blue kind

[ - ] mikemonk25Good: 8Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

i use axe shampoo and NO girls tackle my head

[ - ] MLAvsFMLGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

lol the girls tackle your head with the shampoo, if your already using it, then they think your doing a good job. XD

[ - ] GabeSaportaGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

if you wore Old Spice, I would tackle you. :D

[ - ] invoke-riotGood: 10Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Axe is called Lynx in australia... jus thought id let you know.

[ - ] emmajenGood: 4Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

_> *tackles* :3

[ - ] WOWIER2Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

try again

[ - ] Victoriasimage18Good: 3Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago

I'm a girl, and me and all my friends love the smell:) We wouldn't wear it, but it does smell amazing (to me).

[ - ] elemenopee24Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 1 month ago

Haha, i don't wear it, but I spray it in my room. :)

[ - ] alig8r97Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

My guys friends get axed bombed at school and I smell them all day. :]

[ - ] allysoniaGood: 6Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago

no, that's because axe is thee single most revolting smell in the entire earth.

[ - ] orboknownGood: 8Bad: 32 years, 3 months ago

i like axe. if i wasn't a guy id tackle people who wear axe( axe haters beware ill tackle u to)

[ - ] mylifeiswackoGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

awwwe what a shame :( Coming from a girl, I have never takled any axe wearers, but maybe u sprayed too much and smelled like a skunk

[ - ] incomeflamesclairityGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago

additas ftw!

[ - ] anothravrgepersnGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I would of tackled you XD.

[ - ] thankyouverymuchGood: 3Bad: 172 years, 3 months ago

maybe your just not that hot....sorry

[ - ] MaddieGeorgiaGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

just send me your address, and wear axe on the first of november see you soon ;)

[ - ] countrygirl15Good: 6Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

i completely would have tackled you ;)

[ - ] meeschGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

you did not get tackled because axe smells like crap!!!

[ - ] xokay609Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

bummer.

[ - ] edfreemanGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

hm. was ur hair wet? cuz that always works. ur hair must be wet.

[ - ] uberfluteGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

i totally would've tackled u. i have to refrain myself from tackling guys who r wearing axe. ;)

[ - ] fieldhockeyace9Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

bummer for you

[ - ] kfergGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

aw man, these were the days of the good MLIA. wish we could get back to this.

[ - ] itis633pmandishouldbedoingmyhwGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 3 months ago

RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] bucksbunnyGood: 7Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

fyi... women hate axe...axe is for teenage boys who just started puberty

[ - ] RhethionGood: 3Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

I don't know how many of my friends I've tried to tell that to.. I'm glad somebody gets me.

[ - ] snowredGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

my brother sprays my room with it when he's pissed at me... I'll just leave it at that.

[ - ] VaniIIaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I wouldhave tackled...

[ - ] SIGMGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

really! axe is loooovly..

[ - ] cocopuffcraziGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I tried that but instead of cute girl attacking me my dog jumped me and started humping me... i can't look at him the same way again..

[ - ] RhethionGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

And there you have it!! Axe was meant not to attract women, but instead was meant for dogs.. That explains the horrid smell

[ - ] SFidgeonGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Here, in Ireland, Axe is called Lynx, but it it's still supposed to have the same effect. I put it on everyday only to be disappointed...

[ - ] sparklecityGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

haha! funny. i like the smell and im a girl. my brother wears it all the time haha...

[ - ] MyLIAsometimesGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

i'm sorry

[ - ] relentlessGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

I like axe's smell :(

[ - ] kingdomxoblivionxGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

I love Axe <3 I wear it all the time.

[ - ] twilightisjustbadGood: 1Bad: 02 years ago

SMURf

[ - ] omgitsgreenGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Depends on what smell of Axe you were wearing. It's all about the type. :)

[ - ] JamieXoXo1Good: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

this is beacuse it was not chocolate axe. mmmmmm i love me, my choclate axe

[ - ] elmarohnGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Axe smells good on guys! Just not when you are using it to cover up that gross sweaty gym sock kind of smell.

[ - ] brittneysmanGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Are you a woman????

[ - ] beauty23Good: 0Bad: 82 years, 1 month ago

maybe your ugly.......just saying.

[ - ] zomgwtfpwnedGood: 3Bad: 02 years ago

This made me laugh, but I still bad-ed you.

[ - ] animal_loverGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I don't like Axe...if you're a guy & hot I might have

[ - ] ebodGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

777 comment, suck it!

[ - ] GaarasGourdGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/491767

[ - ] nebraskagirl348Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

I am sorry but Axe is disgusting

[ - ] tnt62495Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

bowchickabowwow

[ - ] GuitarIsWickedGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755

[ - ] superuniqueGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago

I love axe! Was is the green kind?

[ - ] burnsGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

You would have received a good tackling from me! xD

[ - ] _1999kabMLIA_Good: 1Bad: 02 years ago

LOL

[ - ] yelloGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago

yea... when i wore Axe my girlfriend said she hated it. i honestly dont like it either but i just thought she would

[ - ] puppierockieGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

If I had seen you, I would have had to resist tackling you, but I would want to.

[ - ] twilightisjustbadGood: 0Bad: 02 years ago

i was tackled.... in football...by men

[ - ] livingintomorrowGood: 1Bad: 12 years ago

All guys out there: Axe is disgusting. It's just too strong.

[ - ] retartedGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago

haha

[ - ] nebraskagirl348Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 12 months ago

axe is REALLY gross!!!!

[ - ] keri823Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 12 months ago

well thats cause axe sucks

[ - ] alig8r97Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Does. Not.

[ - ] KisagiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I cant tell the difference between deod, so i dont even care

[ - ] pinkiehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If it's not the chocolate kind, it smells yummy. I would tackle you.

[ - ] IronAngelGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

if u wore phoenix i woulda tackled u

[ - ] MLIAstaffGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I got to 100th comment! Yay!

[ - ] SubparGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

One of my favorite stories on here. So very average.

[ - ] sweetbeans777Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

lol thats a fml

[ - ] TorikelaniGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i would have tackled you:) lmao

[ - ] thebeatles987Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

i think axe smell nasty it make me gag

[ - ] emmebelleGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Axe is definitely nasty. It's just gross.

[ - ] GeraldandPiggieGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

Are you a girl? Because that might explain it.

[ - ] KILLARpandaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

ur supposed to use tag smart one

[ - ] sweetgymnastGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

....haha well thats good news!!

[ - ] lolita64Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

im a girl and in my opinion axe smells awful in fact all colone does if i were u i would stick with deoderant

[ - ] surfrchick17Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 10 months ago

I love the smell and im a girl

[ - ] AmiomaruGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

Axe smells like shit.

[ - ] jkk19Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 10 months ago

if you were wearing axe and someone tackled you it may be because they thought they'd take you down a peg for being that stupid. yay.

[ - ] limekatie10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol now that is funny i dont kno y they say it would really happen cause it never do

[ - ] lolgal121Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

i like da smell of axe

[ - ] ToxicNachoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

BWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] MrsRyanRossGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 9 months ago

ooh i love dahh smell of axe <3

[ - ] blackraspberryGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

YUMM I love axe! I would so attack you!

[ - ] ximxalwaysxhere4youxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

*tackles* I &65 the smell of axe!!!

[ - ] blondeegirl96Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I would have tackled you.

[ - ] AnnAbAnnAna23Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

since ppl have been comminting on this for like A YEAR i decided to!!

[ - ] JuLoWaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

Dang it

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

This is one of the best posts on MLIA.

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