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Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA
#771 Comments: 64 Vote: average 62709meh 3661Share 
[ - ]  crdnilfanGood: 26Bad: 32 years, 8 months ago
I always do that! Haha, very average indeed.
 
[ - ]  sirmacdadGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago
haha this is great!
 
[ - ]  lifeislifeGood: 14Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago
I do that too :)
 
[ - ]  ADP101Good: 8Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago
omg i do this too much
 
[ - ]  WilsonGood: 55Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago
I spent all of my high school years proving it was the chair.
 
[ - ]  samGood: 45Bad: 12 years, 8 months ago
i always try to do this, but i can never get the sound again so everyone assumes it was me :(
 
[ - ]  indialeviGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago
HAHA i do this too! soo average
 
[ - ]  SpaztasticGood: 11Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago
i always try to do this, but i can never get the sound again so everyone assumes it was me :( samee wit me sam same wit me
 
[ - ]  PrincessPergamondGood: 12Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago
I can NEVER make it do it a second time! So a small part of my brain always whispers 'maybe it WAS you' :(
 
[ - ]  craazycarliitosGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 8 months ago
i always do that sometimes it works other times it doesnt its average(:
 
[ - ]  Michael01Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
i use that daily
 
[ - ]  CyberFibreGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 7 months ago
I do it aswell... Now I feel better about myself... lol...
 
[ - ]  BabyPuncher5000Good: 2Bad: 102 years, 7 months ago
even though everyone does it...I DO IT TOO OMG!!!
 
[ - ]  average-ashleyGood: 8Bad: 22 years, 6 months ago
i always do that even if it doesn't really sound that much like farting, just so people know just in case better safe than sorry
 
[ - ]  cryingfromlaughterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 6 months ago
I have to do that too often.
 
[ - ]  gracemargaretGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago
This list of comments makes me feel good; now I know that I am not the only one who does this.
 
[ - ]  misssammyolaGood: 2Bad: 02 years ago
i concur
 
[ - ]  extra7ordinaryGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago
i do that too.
 
[ - ]  WanksterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago
I do that too!
 
[ - ]  spaznmkGood: 10Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago
yes. but once the person next to me. it just happened to be my best friend...was doing that and after class she said one of them wasnt the chair...
 
[ - ]  lcdempseyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago
done it
 
[ - ]  0leahGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago
i've done it too. ;D
 
[ - ]  annamarieincbabyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago
Hahahahah I thought I was the only one that did this.
 
[ - ]  HockeyChikGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
Me too! It's good to know we're not the only ones :]
 
[ - ]  simplylizzy7Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago
xDD I always do that.. Sometimes I make my cheeks blow up like a puffer fish and then it makes that noise so I have to do it again in an obvious way c:
 
[ - ]  holleratthissiteGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
hahaha im not alone
 
[ - ]  mudkipz12Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I always do that
 
[ - ]  SHinoGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
LMFAO. I thought I was the only weird one that thought it necessary to prove my classmates thoughts wrong. Good to know I'm not alone. ;)
 
[ - ]  singohmuseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I do that too! I'm glad I'm not alone. haha.
 
[ - ]  shannonryanGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
my favourite mlia. ever. kudos for you ^.^
 
[ - ]  HulaDuckGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one that does this.
 
[ - ]  alliefleaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
ahaha story of my life
 
[ - ]  gawdimjustsoaverageGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago
omg again, i do this on a daily basis!
 
[ - ]  rockthemike2Good: 0Bad: 72 years, 3 months ago
shit.
 
[ - ]  ItzAlwaysColdOutThereGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
hahahhaha
 
[ - ]  redishcatGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I can never get the sound again.
 
[ - ]  braddleyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
lol i did that once then got in trouble for disrupting class XD
 
[ - ]  justtooaveargeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
i did that, and then i looked at the person nxt 2 me with a confused expression....nobody suspected anything...
 
[ - ]  Dinasaur14Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
i do that even when it's not made from the chair. Like when i unintentionally make a funny noise with my mouth.
 
[ - ]  lupitaGood: 0Bad: 62 years, 3 months ago
tommy ?!!?? dats not funny
 
[ - ]  Mento6Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
i often actually fart then look for something i can do to imitate a fart noise so people will think the actual fart was just a noise made from my shoes rubbing together or against the floor
 
[ - ]  averagejente96Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
lol, me too, also when my shoe makes a farting sound
 
[ - ]  xokay609Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
Hahah is there anyone in the world who hasnt done this Or anyone who hasnt made a noise similar to a fart to try to cover up thier real fart
 
[ - ]  diagonxdreamaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
that happens to me all the time, lmao.
 
[ - ]  SkyscrapedkneeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I always do that lol
 
[ - ]  theoneandonlyninjaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I hate when the chair makes a fart noise, than you try to cover it up but it makes no noise. akward.
 
[ - ]  EchoingDuckGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago
I always do this!
 
[ - ]  freakkGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago
i really think i wrote this one as well before i created an account but again i might have dreamt it ... damn you stupid memory! |:
 
[ - ]  IllathraelGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I do that all the time :] I was in the middle of the SAT once and my shoe made that noise on the floor so I did it again, but I still think they thought I farted :(
 
[ - ]  Lolo50Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
the worst is when you try to do it again to prove it was the chair and no noise happens.
 
[ - ]  joejoeGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
i do that all the time too...but most of the time its an actual fart
 
[ - ]  perkyteaGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
LOLLLLLLLLL
 
[ - ]  iLikeWagonsGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
hahahhah! i do that too!
 
[ - ]  whataperfectionistGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
very average :) me likey
 
[ - ]  MediocrisKidGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
Cool! I thought I was the only one who did that! Very average indeed!
 
[ - ]  shma612Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
haha apparently everyone does that too! very average, nice.
 
[ - ]  usmc215Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 12 months ago
HAHA true story
 
[ - ]  killer_gerbilsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
lol i do that all the time
 
[ - ]  summerpartyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I can totally relate!!
 
[ - ]  phantom000Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
i want to vote average but... it's on 44000 votes so i think i'll just leave it this way.
 
[ - ]  maggie505714Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I do that all the time so people won't think I tooted! hahaha
 
[ - ]  LifelaughloveGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I do this:)
 
[ - ]  overtoneGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago
I use this tactic. My brother, however, usually just blames his farts on me.
 
[ - ]  gizbit99Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago
This reminds me of an Awkward Zombie comic. NOW NO ONE WILL THINK I'M WEIRD.
 

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