Today, I was at the mall. The escalator was broken, but instead of the sign saying "Sorry, escalator is out of service," it said "Sorry, escalator is temporarily stairs." MLIA
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who caught that. By the way, his candle holder joke was in Reader's Digest this month. In my opinion, this just reinforces his superiority as a comedian.
ok, i LOVE Mitch Hedberg and im really tired of people taking his material and calling it their own. i bet you could make more friends bringing up his name then plagiarizing his jokes.
I've been reading MLIA for a couple of weeks, and I had no desire to register and comment on anything until this post. That was definitely a Mitch Hedberg joke and credit should have been given to him seeing as how he was the best comedian EVER. I've heard his jokes so many times live and on CD and they still make me laugh every time. However, seeing someone post this joke as their own does not make me laugh. Instead, I grumble.
i dunno who this Mitch Hedberg person ur on about is(sounds like a comedian since u said. best comedian ever but dats not the point)
i can see were ur coming from but maybe when they copy wot he or even when people copy people it normaly means dat they wanna be like them so if i was Mitch? i would acturly be some wot happy to see it on a website it kinda shows that the person actuly like ya no likes Mitch or who ever !! but i c were ur coming from too and they shud at least give the rightful owner its credit but 2 be honest i would bother getting all worked up bout it if i were u !!
Nice to see so many people still remember Mitch - enough to use his quotes (and yell someone down for doing so :P). But shoehorning them into an MLIA post is a bit meh. Still, thanks for sparking the memory, must listen to his stuff again.
Well got a couple of favorites right now, not really decided which one I like the most. My lits in no particular order: Mark Knopfler, Dropkick Murphys, Alison Krauss & Union Station, Amon Tobin, Bonobo, Crooked Still, Rev. Gary Davis, R. L. Burnside, etc ;D
I listen to anything but country really, but by choice I listen to death metal. And I can't really say I have a favorite band because there's just too many of them that I want to list.
My top bands are probably All Shall Perish, Escape the Fate, A Day To Remember, With Blood Comes Cleansing, Impending Doom, Suicide Silence, Winds of Plague, Whitechapel.
Avenged Sevenfold, MegaDeth, Five Finger Death Punch, Shinedown, Iron Maiden, Korn, Dropkick Murphys, Offspring, Journey, Foreigner, Flight of the Conchords, Ozzy Osbourne, and Neil Diamond. Those are just a few.
NHS = National Honor Society. There are like 100 people in NHS and I had to take the picture from the balcony of DeChantal Hall while standing on a chair. It took twenty minutes.
Hannah-Bee... it actually seems vaguely familiar. Like those people you see around school all the time but you never really know them. *shakes hand* Pleased to meet you.
I'm single as well. My ex got in here head that I was cheating on her and dumped me. She's been trying to get back together with me, and I'm lonely. <insert some more random depressing shit about my relationships here>
Alright. I'll explain it in the most simple way possible. I forgot this wasn't Engadget. An algorithm is like a pattern that computers use to accomplish tasks. In this case, it would decide which stories get through, and which don't.
I was going for the Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men language, but ok. I had a furby. It was called Furbina. It woke up in the middle of the night and sang to me, so I put it in the attic.
Alright, we've all said something about there being no new post now. I think everyone gets it. But I have to ask: how has that affected what people say?
I mean a period of time when you couldn't post a comment. Not when you'd exceeded the rate limit, but when your 'comment couldn't be saved at this time' or whatever.
Oh I see. Well I haven't actually experienced that yet. I remember when MLIA comments broke and nobody could post for like... 2 or 3 days straight. >.>
Honestly I can't say I have a particular favorite game, but I do have a favorite style. Racing. I'm mostly interested in the Need For Speed series too. Fell in love with the series as soon as I got my hands on NFS: Underground back when the PS2 was the shit.
Here's the deal. I went to the vote for submissions site and copied the next potential post. I pasted it at the bottom. Take turns doining it and fuck MLIA.
Today, I was playing with my phone's touch screen. It's only supposed to activate when in contact with your finger. But because it's heat sensitive, sliding my hot tortilla across the screen worked. I have been experimenting with various warm foods for the last 30 minutes and I am now reading MLIA with a waffle. MLIA
I have never met anyone that worked at a recycling station and was NOT a prick. I understand that you're unhappy with your career choice. Please do not take it out on me.
I wonder if all the people who chose average instead of meh know that this is a mitch hedberg joke...if they don't they thought it was funny, so it is just great that Mitch is living on through mlia-or at least in these comments. :)
The person who posted it probably knew it was a Mitch joke.... EVERYBODY loves him. and if they don't know who he is, what the hell are they doing here?
HEY ADMINS! STOP BEING IGNORANT DUMBASSES AND BLOCK THESE FAKE AND PLAGIARIZING MLIA'S... I love the late Mitch Hedberg, but hate people taking credit for his comedic genius
I don't know why people are bashing the guy for using a Mitch Hedberg joke. Everyone makes references to movies/comedians all of the time in real life. That's average. And they don't have to cite their references all of the time--they're said in the hopes that people would already know what they were talking about. Lighten up people and enjoy a joke when you see it.
wow you're dumb if you think this is real. Mitch Hedberg is freakin awesome, he doesnt deserve for you to rip him off like this. this didnt happen to you dont take credit for it.
Way to rip off Mitch Hedberg. To ShiningKira, the bashing could also be due to the fact that this is an impossible story. It's a safety violation for a place to allow people to use faulty equipment, no matter if it can be used otherwise, and they wouldn't risk being sued if someone got hurt on it. Stupid poster.
Mitch Hedbert. RIP. The man who sees the world through rose colored glasses.... I'm glad this got posted because it made me think of the GOOD mitch jokes. =]
i immediately clicked comment when i read this post so i could file my input, and then realized that every other worthy mitch hedberg fan totally had my back. good job guys! :D
People dont get worked up if people copy it normaly means dat they admire who they are copying and wanna be like them so dont get worked up its easy to copy even if its not done on perpose
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