MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, my entire family went out to eat, bringing my best friend along. At one point, my dad's old teacher saw him and he introduced her to ourfamily. Everyone in my family has dark brown hair, and the teacher was saying how we all looked just like my dad. He pointed at my blonde friend and said, "Except for this daughter, and she looks just like the mailman, which has always concerned me." You should have seen the look of shock on his teacher's face.

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[ - ] MexicanWordOfTheDayGood: 9Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

Today's Mexican Word Of The Day is BENEDICT: "My Vieja made my ass sleep on the couch last night. It was my fault ese. I shouldn't have BENEDICT towards her."

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Screw you and your clever words.

[ - ] starspangledburgerGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Funny, but some people might find it too long.

[ - ] MexicanWordOfTheDayGood: 3Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

My vieja thinks it's just fine.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Thats what she said.

[ - ] doominator169Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

agreed :)

[ - ] hamsta_luvaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

tl;dr

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Beat me to it.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Beat me with it.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MLIA***

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 10Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*points* This stands for "My Life Is Fucking Annoying". The "Fucking" is silent.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But it's not fun if it's silent.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

True, but you get away with a lot more.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This phrase is applicable to many other things...

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*applauds and thinks that K-dubs is awesome* :D

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tips hat*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is wondering why she's always wearing a hat* ....

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is what I do.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wonders if she has a yahoo account*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do, but I forgot the password and can't be fucked to make a new one. :|

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is sad again* :(

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*snore* Huh? Sorry. Fell asleep after "entire".

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Don't tell me what I should and should not have seen, OP. Fuck you.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, fuck you, don't fuck with BCF, you fucking fucker!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Approves* Exactly.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I liked this story when I was finished reading it.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

If you like it, it must be good.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is true.

[ - ] XxdeathxXGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

This is pretty funny =)

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I will not kill you OP, because I do not think this is a repeat or that bad of a post.

[ - ] ShebloGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I blew up an elmo doll with a sparkler bomb one time. I laughed. But I also felt kind of like a did something terrible...

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 141 year, 11 months ago

I will not kill you OP, because I do not think this is a repeat or that bad of a post.

[ - ] tw9Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Summary?

[ - ] MexicanWordOfTheDayGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

A leetle girl has blonde hair and she look like mailman daughter, which mean wife has been sleeping around. But it just all joke! Teacher have weird face, people eat some beans and rice and all of bueno.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I laughed.

[ - ] tw9Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Sounds like a repeat, just in a different context. Sad face.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 7Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Family dinner. Dad implied friend is daughter and Mom fucked mailman. Teacher shocked.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks at bads* Somebody does not appreciate short summaries.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

An entire family was eating out some teacher. The father mentioned a threesome with the mailman. The blonde one got suspicious and tasered the teacher. (You should have seen the shock on her face,)

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just realized how out of context that was.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD WE HAVE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENTS AT MY SCHOOL! :D WOOHOOO! :D

[ - ] MexicanWordOfTheDayGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

But, do yhou have Messicans at chour escuela?! I bring free beans to everybody!

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I have too many beaner friends not to laugh at your typing accent.

[ - ] MexicanWordOfTheDayGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I find the term beaner offensive.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, mis amigos don't care. They call themselves that. To strangers...

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I speak a little japanese, say this to them "watashi no toele ga coewalate de usagi ga tonderu".

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*translates* "wash no toe cola in USA" Or something like that.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, it means "My toilet is broken and a bunny is hopping", I had my japanese friend help me learn.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. I was close.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Extreamly(!)

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*[!].

[ - ] headbangingtojazzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't forget extremely*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I speak German: "Die OP dauert es bis der Esel!"

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SUGOI DESU NE! [!]

[ - ] thecookiejarGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I've just about had enough of this new "mailman" phase.

[ - ] thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why the bads?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why not?

[ - ] thecookiejarGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't know why you have anything against me, but I'd rather not have any haters on this site. Sorry if anyone disagreed with me or whatever you had against my comment...?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...I don't have anything against you, it was just a response to your question.

[ - ] thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. Ok then. Apologies for any offensiveness...

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Is 'thecookiejar' just a euphemism for pussy?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How did you know?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Because I got my hand stuck in the cookie jar when I was little... You don't want to hear the rest of the story.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...No, I don't.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I hope so.

[ - ] thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's possible.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I find it assuming, not average though. Toodles everyone <3

[ - ] thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Goodbye, my waffle friend. :)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Peace out, crazy Australian wench!

[ - ] brokenstreetlightsGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

That is hilarious ;]

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I just raided my entire kitchen, and decided I'm not really that hungry.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Your life is average.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I just ate some waffles. :)

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm hungry, get me some!

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Im not your bitch, get your own WOMAN! :)

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hello

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No one has said hello to me.... D:

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hello.

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thank you saying hello.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hi. Your username bothers me because I read it as "punk snot dead 110".

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I did that too.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Same here. It's also got me wondering what kind of music this person listens to, actual punk or Green Day style "punk".

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ew I don't like greenday. I like the ramones, clash, sexpistols, misfits, stuff like that...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ah, actual punk. Good.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Good (wo)man. And you're welcome.

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yes. Good punk music.

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh dear... Thats "snot" good. Hehe...

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

And thank you for saying hi.

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm new and I've been told that I would get a welcome speech. Is this true?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

PERFECTLYpar isn't here, so no...?

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Aw okiedokie...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Heee! I like you. You say "okiedokie". YES! I FINALLY GET TO USE A SUPERNATURAL QUOTE!

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Okiedokie is a wonderful word. I'm glad I'm liked here.

[ - ] pigfartsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay, another SPN fan! <3 I am going to laugh so hard I fall off my chair if a MLIA ever mentions pudding...

[ - ] eztGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

i dont get it.....

[ - ] eztGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

i dont get it.....

[ - ] doominator169Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 8 months ago

neither do i except for the fact that i didnt read it again :P

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