MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

I don't like this post. *punches OP*

[ - ] averageman18Good: 5Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

*hands brass knuckle* try this.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

*encases Phil's hand in cement* Okay, now try.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

Your "best friend" likes the plant better than you, OP.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

OP, you and your friend are the skidmark of the underpants of this society.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I need something to feel important.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Come stand by me. Anyone hanging out with someone as cool as I am looks important.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, stand next to him, you'll look important. Just stay away from me, I'll make you look fat.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 3Bad: 82 years, 2 months ago

*steals virginity* Now you lost your virginity over the internet. That's a conversation-starter.

[ - ] CreeperlolGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

You scare me.

[ - ] PerfectenpointeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Bleep.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

He scares me too, but in a somewhat turned on manner. AWKWARD TURTLE.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Oh, no you don't. I took yours and mine and locked them away. Maybe you'll get them someday..

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 3Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

Um, I said something. Way to include me OP, you fucking bastard.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

How many times has this post been repeated?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

3.14159

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Isnt that pi?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510 5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679

[ - ] tw9Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Google?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

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[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

WRONG! 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196 Have a nice day! 200 Digits all memorized!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Darn, it cut off.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I feel this is average some how.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

It would be fine if it wasn't the 9th time it had been repeated.

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Don't you think it's a little sad that watering a plant makes him feel important?

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 0Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

I think, he has 'special needs' if you get my drift...

[ - ] RileyRoxGood: 1Bad: 122 years, 2 months ago

seriously....its kinda....GAY!!!

[ - ] TheScareCrowGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

VAGINASFS!?!?!?!!!

[ - ] LianalooGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Please don't use "gay" as an insult.

[ - ] LianalooGood: 3Bad: 102 years, 2 months ago

________________________________________________________________________

[ - ] LianalooGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Sorry, just testing something.

[ - ] iLikewafflesGood: 2Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

^ Sign here?

[ - ] kiskaGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

No, you make fun of him behind his back and then write a story about it to humiliate him even further. I am glad I don't have an ass like you as my friend.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Donkeys are very nice thank you very much.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

If I own one day, I will verify your comment.

[ - ] LianalooGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I do not like your username.

[ - ] deathtoelmoGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Elmo traumatised my childhood. But if you like him, I accept that.

[ - ] LianalooGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Thank you. what did he do?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

So your best friend is a moron, and you're going to keep on letting himself humiliate himself? Wow, what a great friend. [!]

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Or this works too <3

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I love you.