MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Betcha still smell bad.

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Betcha she could still smell you, too.

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But... I just showered! Damn fungus...

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did you use soap...or mud?

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I thought it was soap.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hand signals not to ask more*

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And what all did you do with this "soap?"

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hand signals to listen to percy's advice*

[ - ] kevinsofttacoGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Please describe in detail, all you did with this soap. In your shower. Naked.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Side-Winder! <----- You like?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmmmm? Hit me with your best shot.

[ - ] MexicanWordOfTheDayGood: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Today's Mexican Word Of The Day is BEECHWOOD: "My suegra is staying with us for the weekend. I wish that BEECHWOOD go back home."

[ - ] CanYouHandleTheRandomGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks...

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Welcome!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have a bad feeling about you.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shows new green card and crosses border*

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. *Deports*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:( *is sad now* *hangs head and leaves*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cries* I just wanted to go home! *sobs*

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

PSSSSSST. Deportation time!

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Deports*

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I really hope you did that to MWOTD, and not me.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You cannot deport me, I helped you deport before, No double-crossing.

[ - ] DarkfallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Redneck work of the day.: BAHS-"If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, nice.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My redneck accent died and became Irish.

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 4Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

... I have nothing to say to this post. Other than I hate you, OP.

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sure.

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This made me giggle and, eventually, frown.

[ - ] iheartnerdsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well op IS a man...

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Men usually make me smile and blush... this one makes my middle finger have random spasms.

[ - ] iheartnerdsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pshhh...when have you ever blushed?

[ - ] greenibeaniGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh yeah, I forgot: I normally skip that part and go straight to hyperventilation. Damn you and your reminders, Em.

[ - ] iheartnerdsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's what i'm here for!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Smell-o-vision?

[ - ] CynicalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Emeril Live?

[ - ] cglock88Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Chuggachuggachuggachugga REPEAT!!!!!

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I SMELL ALL OF YOU. Who's that fishy smell?

[ - ] FoxplotMoneybagsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

my bad...

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Close your legs, please.

[ - ] FoxplotMoneybagsGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

uh... I'm a dude....

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Doesn't matter. Use stronger scented soap next time.

[ - ] FoxplotMoneybagsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

well... maybe you shouldn't smell me next time... nyeah

[ - ] attentionhogGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...How did someone get close enough to smell your crouch?

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That was a bu-urn.

[ - ] TimeTurningChildGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Smell your crouch? You mean crotch?

[ - ] FoxplotMoneybagsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And how do you know it was my crotch? It could have been my ass for all we know...

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That might be me.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Chicks who don't wash it.

[ - ] DarkfallGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry...

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...fishy? Like fungus fishy, or like me fishy?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Or maybe suspicious fishy. There's always that.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

FAIL. OP doesn't have a girlfriend.

[ - ] CrispyCrunchyClichesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*OP doesn't have a friend.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*OP hasn't met anyone but rats in the sewer.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Puh-lease. Rats in the sewer have more social skills than OP.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Maybe you should've showered. Nobody likes dirty, greasy people.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mmm, Snape.

[ - ] nothing_muchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

snape rules! go harry potter! wooohoo

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, really... In that case, I've got a neighbour you would probably love.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Op is a bit skeptical about smelling bad around their girlfriend....Even Though She CAN'T Smell You Through a Moniter!!!

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sniffs* Tacos, again?

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*smells self* Its not me!!

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*smells DYLT* No, it is.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

CSP, check my comment on your comment above, NOW! Or this whole place is going down.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's the fucking point.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I know...I was emphasizing it. :)

[ - ] TimeTurningChildGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I bet his 'girlfriend' was actually his mom.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

DIE DIE DIE

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HI HI HI ...?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DO RAY FA SO LA...oh, that's not what you were doing? Shit.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Do wap, do wap o wap. I think that's how that goes.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I <3 you.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I sometimes find myself brushing my hair before my boyfriend calls. I have no idea why I do it.

[ - ] TimeTurningChildGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Now, that's ok because you didn't post in on MLIA.

[ - ] mcrfanrules56Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So while video chatting did you tell your girlfriend to smell you?

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I feel unloved. I need some friends on here. Some non-n00b friends. Or lovers, I'll take them too.

[ - ] TimeTurningChildGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be a non-n00b friend. =D

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Me too.

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Me three.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Welcome to my world. Except I'm looking for cuddle-buddies. I know it's a weird word. Stop staring.

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Becomes your cuddle buddy* It's not weried at all.

[ - ] TimeTurningChildGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

cuddle-buddies is a very acceptable word.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, so I'm a cuddle-buddy now? :D

[ - ] TimeTurningChildGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you want to be a cuddle-buddy. =D

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey, if it works.

[ - ] nothing_muchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

cuddle buddies pwn all

[ - ] thecookiejarGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh! Pick me! But...just friends.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WTF AM I, THEN, CHOPPED LIVER?!

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You weren't talking to me! I ASSUMED WE WERE OVER! *bursts into tears*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ADGAGADGSDF DAMMIT WUMMAN!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be a non-n00b friend. I can't promise not to be a non-nerd friend though.

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The smell of cologne and perfume makes me sick.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, Liaba. You haven't been on here in a while. Your sister made an account, did you know that?

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I have been studying for my Bat'Mitzvah.

[ - ] flying_turtle_festivalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Really? Oh, I see.

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I just started doing well when my tut9r started bribing me with candy.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok, I know nothing about the Jewish faith, so please, explain this. You need to study for that? I thought it was like, just a really big birthday party?

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a day a girl is excepted into the jewish community as a woman, you have to read out of the torah and it is hard to read so you memorize it.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ahh. I see. Coolness. And congrats on the promotion!

[ - ] LianalooGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you, it's not until 3/19/11 though.

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This seems average to me.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eh. It's iffy.

[ - ] dand223Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*yawn*

[ - ] curbsideprophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I yawned because you wrote yawn. It is contagious.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dammit. I didn't yawn until you said that you yawned because dand223 yawned!

[ - ] nothing_muchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol i yawned too ;)

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*not sure how to enter the conversation because I just got on*

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi. :)

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How are you?

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Running on three hours of sleep, but other than that pretty good. You?

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SaltNPeppa! Hahaha :3

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*starts conversation with SNB because she too just got on here*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*abandons post* Onward!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"I've never met many straight guys that wear cologne." -Jordan Cox.

[ - ] thevirginGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is below average. *Mehs it*

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dances*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*see username*

[ - ] SlurricaneGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks, understands, but continues to dance maniacly*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well. As it turns out, I've not closed this site, but I have not been commenting for the last hour or so. >.> My bad.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eeep, Nommmie. <33

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:D Good evening. Or whatever time it is where you are.

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's Sleepy Time, shhh.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

o.o *quiets down*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

o.o *quiets down*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I got twice as quiet, apparently. That's the second time tonight. :o

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*waits for next post patiently*

[ - ] DROP_DEADGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Boyfriend.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

1.5

[ - ] K9lover93Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

She can't smell u dumbass!!!

[ - ] sellyxoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

haha, i love how you put that on even though she can't smell you through a computer. i think you still should put it on anyways, you dont want to be sttinnkkyyy :]

[ - ] soccer_chic_109Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahahaha, this seriously sounds like something my boyfriend would do. :D

[ - ] nothing_muchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol same!

[ - ] nothing_muchGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

lol same!

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