MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bananaphone!

[ - ] cglock88Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DooDoo Buh DOOBA doop!

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ring ring ring!

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've got this feeling, so appealing...

[ - ] cglock88Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's the best! Beats the rest!

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

cellular, modular, interactivodular!

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MY MILKSHAKES BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

my milkshake bringeth all ye gentlefolk to the yard

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

r00nscap3

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Beiber brings all the girls to the yard, and their like can you even get hard!

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha okay well this is kind of funny.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Heh.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

One summer I was on vacation with my parents in South Padre. We pulled into a Denny's to get breakfast, and when we walked up to the entrance the sign was scratched off to say. "No hoes, no shirt, no service," My dad turned around and said. "Good thing I have my daughters here." MLIA

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, it's not horribly cliche, I'll give it that. *Stabs the unaverage*

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But now it has holes in it! *holds up Swiss cheese-looking MLIA* You might at well get rid of the whole thing.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hm... It actually looks better. The holes look like a smiley!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes picture* Wow..it really does.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It is a work of art! iStabber, you are an artist!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I aim to please.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

Well, it's not horribly cliche, I'll give it that. *Stabs the unaverage*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're not funny.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you mocking me?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.o What the...?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who's the n00b, again? :D

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Who's the n00b, again?:D

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not feeding the troll. Goodbye.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You missed a space after the ?...

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*smacks the dumbass fucking n00b* If you say this again, you'll be smacking yourself dumbass! �

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fancy being called a n00b mmbb? *hugs* I know who you really are =D

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs back* Thank you!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You are a real kill joy.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I smiled a little bit at this one. :)

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not terrible... How odd.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Does it leave you answered with a question mark?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is confused by your question* No, I don't think so...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a reference to Duran Duran's song "The Reflex"... you should know that. I'll give you a heads up: the first time I respond to one of your comments on a given day will most likely be a Duran Duran lyric.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*feels stupid, and is ashamed* I do know that. I wasn't thinking.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

Does it leave you answered with a question mark?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Grr* *bads*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mehbeh, but I'm just not too sure.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*glares*

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hisses*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*sexes*

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wonders who was just sexed*

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thrusts*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Everyone. 'Tis what I do.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nonny!<33

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*blows rape whistle*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

IHMU!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sexes*

[ - ] GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Love is all about...................................................whistlessssssssssssssssssss!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles*

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets naked*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*double-take*

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles*

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gawks*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cheer up chum!

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 1Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

*fucks*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

BACK THE HELL OFF MY FRIEND!!!!

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

But...he's so sexy...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm a girl.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

shhh, calm down. Don't feed the troll. Just repeatedly report him, and everything will be all right. *pats back soothingly*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just can't help it. *hangs head in shame*

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. Ew. I hate n00bs. When did this one arrive?

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

.

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

,

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

�

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

:

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

8&63&3A

[ - ] dand223Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

No comment...Oh wait, this is a comment isn't it?

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No.

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yes

[ - ] DarkfallGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is it?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Maybe.

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

possibly

[ - ] IAMJESUSGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

What?

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I fucked your mum.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Funny.

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I knew it!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You have stolen the Virgin Mary's V-card.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

?tahW

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No relevant comment.

[ - ] TehKrakinKrakkenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why was the OP's family wandering around with gardening tools?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thats what it was! I thought it was because OP's dad forgot to put a shirt on before leaving the house [!]

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

bada bing

[ - ] HavokaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I service hoes without a shirt on all the time.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is this a good thing?

[ - ] HavokaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It can be ;)

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think it is...

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm going to good this because I found it clever.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Quick! First word that comes to mind.

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pingo

[ - ] TehKrakinKrakkenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

esophagus

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wait, is pingo a word?

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

boob :D

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cantaloupe!

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Taco! :)

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be? Uhh.......MORE TIME FOR THINKING!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Poptart. I'm not all that creative.

[ - ] KerissaaaaaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I'm sooo sure your dad actually said that. -_-

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mine probably would, but he would be kidding of course. :)

[ - ] paolettethepandaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

lmfao. I think I've seen that sign before. My family walked in like nothing

[ - ] moony982Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i think its rather obvious that the "s" of shoes fell off... stupid people.

[ - ] dracofaerie2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, but this is South Padre, and I since I live there, I can tell you that sheer and utter stupidity runs wild. Kinda sad.

[ - ] lampslayerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

pretty sure if that was my dad i'd spend like three minutes desperately trying to explain why the sign was funny, he wouldn't get it at all, and would maybe laugh to save my pride and then continue to walk into the restaurant.

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