MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I gave into the Google vs. Yahoo battle. I searched "Why doesn't," and Yahoo gave me "Why doesn't he love me?" Google gave me "Why doesn't Hello Kitty have a mouth?" I've wondered the same thing before... MLIA

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[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Alright, well that battle is over.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

"Shut the fuck up, she said..."

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

It's a song!

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

It's a song!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*Stabs OP* That's enough out of you.

[ - ] copycatterGood: 1Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Hahahahahha!

[ - ] happysnailGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I thought of a dirty comment when I read this post.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I don't think you have, actually. Unless you were taking a break from WoW and MW2, and had already whacked off to pr0nz.

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... OP is a three year old girl.

[ - ] dand223Good: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING YAHOO VS GOOGLE BATTLES. >.<

[ - ] Ballet4638Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Usually I frown upon swearing, but I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!!!! >.<

[ - ] DarkfallGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My foot vs. the OP, who would win that? Would you like to find out OP?

[ - ] happysnailGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Red Foreman?

[ - ] DarkfallGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Of course.

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I saw Google and didn't read it. And who sits around wondering those things?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 4Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

I know why you've wondered this, OP. You want Hello Kitty to suck your dick. You fucking disgust me.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My father battled Google with a lance while riding a glowing steed. Sadly he lost.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

it's colled a LAAANCE!

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Colled ey?

[ - ] IAMJESUSGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Google was made from my mangina.

[ - ] KerissaaaaaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. My. Gosh. These are so annoying!!!!!! >:(

[ - ] TimeTurningChildGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why OP, why? You really think this is average. Wondering why Hello Kitty doesn't have a mouth?

[ - ] C0202309Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And HOW OLD ARE YOU OP?

[ - ] CabrioleGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Seems to me google's life is average too ;]

[ - ] WifeyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

blah.

[ - ] katiepatieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i thought we well and truly killed google vs yahoo?

[ - ] RiverweaselGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

you can't permanently kill what stupid and retarded OPs continue to successfully revive.

[ - ] IntothemoooonGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

First of all, in Japan where Kitty-chan is from people of all ages love her and indulge in KittyCulture. And just so you know, the reason there you can search this question on Google is because there is actually an official answer. The reason Kitty-chan has no mouth? It's because she speaks from her heart. No joke.

[ - ] IntothemoooonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I meant to say, "...the reason you can search this question..."

[ - ] Buttox46Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The battle is over. Let it GO!

[ - ] jalapeano1119Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

THATS WHY GOOGLE SUCKS. THEY GIVE ALL THIS CRAP NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT.

[ - ] kross11Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

hey these guys r rude. dont listen to them! i have a bf that loves hello kitty!!! yes..... were not as old as some of u guys.. but i think u may have a connection!!! lol

[ - ] typer2131Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/731420

[ - ] lampslayerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

it's cuz someone had to shut that bitch up. jk. could you imagine if i was actually like that?

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