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Today in English, we got to write an alternative ending to Romeo and Juliet. While my whole class wrote versions where they didn't commit suicide, I wrote a version where Juliet wakes up in her families tomb and her brain gets eaten by Tybalt, who turns into a zombie. I feel good about myself. MLIA.
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[ - ]  iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
When I feel myself, then I feel about myself good.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
Nah, she'd kill it with something probably. OP, you know nothing.
 
[ - ]  cglock88Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
That's a stupid ending for a play.
 
[ - ]  gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...Ew...
 
[ - ]  GeneralObviousGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
This sounds like a book I didn't read.
 
[ - ]  dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...
 
[ - ]  thehealeroftruGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
That's.... stupid
 
[ - ]  monkeyzrule13Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Awesome. It's like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. ;D
 
[ - ]  IAMJESUSGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Oh, good for you!
 
[ - ]  geicocavemanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
should have given them all cell phones. that would make for a refreshingly brief Shakespeare play
 
[ - ]  mickygooseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
there's a house on top of a tree...
 
[ - ]  ohtinydangerous1Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I did that too!!!! When I rewrote it I made it to where Juliet wakes up and stops Romeo and they proceed to hug and then Juliet gets bitten by a zombie and then a zombie invasion destroys Verona!!!!! YAY!!!!
 
[ - ]  eatsOPGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
One guy in my English class pointed out that it would have been hilarious if Juliet woke up before Romeo died, but after he had taken the poison. Juliet: Romeo I'm alive! Romeo: Aw crap! *dies*
 
[ - ]  wildrosesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
yeah i believe that happens in some movie versions...
 

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