MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] iStabberGood: 16Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

They probably thought you were with the Special Olympics.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

That's mean.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I take it you're new here?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hell no.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, actually, my usual comment is far more sophisticated. I just simply resort to "that's mean" if there's no other way to assert my feelings without getting into complications. Have you seen the replies to comments saying "That's gay"?

[ - ] YumYumFeliciosoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Welcome to the real world.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shit happens.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dies inside*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Unbelievable...this is shit. The morons who voted this through are shit too.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 1Bad: 181 year, 11 months ago

Maybe you're the only shit around here.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*poops* No. Just that.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, that is a good possibility

[ - ] terminoobGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MC. Donalds? MC Hammers long-lost cousin?

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This made me lol.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

In a closet, far, far away. . .MC's OTHER brother. . .

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's nice. Thanks for sharing.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

They probably thought you were with the Special Olympics.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^ up, top comment

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Close, no medal awarded.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.o You and iStabber said the same thing.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

o.O I just noticed that.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.o

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.O

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

o.e

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

x.x

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eye twitch?

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

=^.^= -bites rape limit-

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O_o

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Biter.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm calling you a biter.

[ - ] happysnailGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Biter of the swagger.

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

We probably think you were in the Special Olympics.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*resists urge to make short bus joke*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Use the shorts, Non.

[ - ] imapervGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*resists urge to be even more of a dick* *fails* Look, we both know you just couldn't think of a comeback. So admit it like a big boy.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why, do I need a comeback when everybody already thinks you're a douche?

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Just because some people are ignorant doesn't mean everybody thinks I'm a douche.

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes we do.

[ - ] SporkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MLIFreeFatFoods.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 13Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Today a couple friends and I found some fake condoms. We had group sex. We ended up getting pregnant. MLIFucked.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 8Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Don't bad me, bastard. *Awaits bads*

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*gives good*

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haha, same.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was not intended to get goods.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

. . . *goods*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you. <3

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods too*

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Why does badding and gooding matter to people so much around here? I never even notice if anyone has badded me unless it's an obscene amount, and don't care either way. So... why?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why the fuck not? The buttons are there for a reason.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, but why do people care so much that some random dude/chick on the internet doesn't like their comment that much?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Agreed. I don't like idiots who abuse them because they think they're funny (badding every comment for the hell of it), but other than that I don't really mind goods or bads.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't give a flying fuck if someone likes my comment or not. I just occasionally like to call my badders names. (I am overusing "fuck" tonight, by the way.)

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah... it seems like if anyone gets more than one bad, they get all upset. Weird, huh?

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How did McDonalds trick people into think Olympic competitors eat there? It's like saying they train for the Olympics by watching T.V.

[ - ] PurplePlayDohGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Right so does this mean every other person does this every day? I don't think so. Not even close to average. This isn't even true.

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Come on! Could we at least have a decent post?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. We won't be able to have a decent post for another two months. *shoots OP*

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

this is horrible.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Today a couple friends and I found some dildos. We went to McDonalds for hand jobs and ran in like we just jizzed ourselves. We ended up getting multiple orgasms. MLIA.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why would you want a hand job if you had dildos?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wanders back onto MLIA* Wow...That was a great wedding/reception. *reminices* Are KG and antihero on their honeymoon?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*chills at the bottom of the post and waits to see how long it will take for people to notice me*

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*Notices* What a n00b.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks up to above post by you* Look who's talking :D

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Me. I'm talking, motherfucker.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've been here 5 fucking minutes and you are already grinding my gears!! Watch yourself n00b, I'm coming for you.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The kid who's username is mmbb9964?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whose*

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. 'iLLR' who got badded into oblivion multiple times up there.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Just kidding, I'm sorry. ONCE. For calling Kiska shit. Fuck the rape limit!!!!!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, just kidding again. Twice.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-fails to notice- Uhh, what?

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-chokes on rice-

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*preforms heimlich*

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey! Wandering hands!

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Chokes with penis*

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Yawns* ONE new post please.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

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