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Today, I hit the voice command button on my navigation system, my music turned off than I said, "Go home." and then my music turned back on and the lyrics were, "We're going home." MLIA

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[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ew, were you listening to that Daughtry song?

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Daughtry sucked my...you know how that ends.

[ - ] roccaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, you'd like Chris to do that

[ - ] eenxsoonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No it wasn't the daughtry song. it was an owl city song.

[ - ] roccaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's wrong with Daughtry? I think they're awesome. And the correct lyrics are ''I'm going home''!

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah? So?

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You and you're dad went home.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And played with the kayak paddle.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

your*

[ - ] greeenangelGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*then You're telling what happened next, not comparing things.

[ - ] ticksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Than/then is the worst mistake anyone can ever make. THEY AREN'T EVEN HOMOPHONES.

[ - ] BorderPatrolGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Today, I hit the voice command button on my navigation system, my music turned off and then I said "Fuck you." The navigation system proceeded to rape me. MLIA

[ - ] happysnailGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gurgle

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gurgi

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

That was random, and not funny. It was... ironic? Almost, dare I say, almost average.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No.

[ - ] happysnailGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes to your no.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...no.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OOOHHH BABYYYY. *jizzes*

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh yeah. Bring on the ranch!

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That is a no

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let's see how many more ways we can put "no" in a sentence, guys[!]

[ - ] CrutonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FUCK. THIS IS NOT AN EXAMPLE OF IRONY. Coincidental. Yes, big word. I know.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Holy shit. Cruton swore. That never happens. *stares*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Irony would be more like if they told the GPS they wanted to go home, and it showed them the way to the mall. Then again, OP lives at the mall, and various trunks of cars.

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Woah. I never said it was average. It was almost average; this happens about 65% of the times I try to use my voice commands for GPS. No need to get you pants in a bunch.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*read three times* Not only was that a waste of time, but it's still hard to understand. Learn basic grammar, OP.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*walks into room* Hmmm. This post sucks. *walks out*

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Are you sure you weren't coming out of the closet? Get it?! Get it?! Like..gay, right? Ha!

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*awkward silence as I point out there is no closet*

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The grammar of this post is so bad it hurts.

[ - ] iLoveLittleRascalGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

You hurt so good...

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ooooh baby make it hurt so good! Sometimes love don't feel like it should. Oh yeah, hurts so good.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

WOW. Your a little perv.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a song.

[ - ] this_is_my_screen_nameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, good. Good.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've had stuff like this happen to me before. However, I still fucking hate you, OP.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How did the music manage to turn in any direction at all?

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This confuses me a little bit.. :/

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Indeed, I do like tacos--hard shell mostly.

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*licks* That should confuse you even more.

[ - ] DoyouliketacosGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You have succeeded. 0_o

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh my fucking goodness! If OP had any writing ability, this would have seemed average!

[ - ] imapervGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh my fucking goodness! If you had any wit, this would have been a good comment!

[ - ] AveragekellbellGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You! Yeah, you there! With the shitty username! Yeah! Shut the fuck up!

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Stupid COD making my little brother have a sailor mouth. Damn you xbox!

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This was not necessary.

[ - ] ForThoseWhoHaveHeartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Seriously, how did this post get through screening?

[ - ] tkrowell9Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Paul, i don't quite understand this one, i guess its funny?

[ - ] eenxsoonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LOL TREVOR I hit my navigation.. My navigation shut off my music and made a beep sound telling me to say a command. I said, "Go home." My navigation set it to go home. Then my music turned back on.. and the lyrics that were sang were, "We're going home."

[ - ] Kaya526Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

Maybe it is the Beatle song "Two of Us"

[ - ] eenxsoonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

I said it was an owl city song..

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