MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, i got pulled over for going 54 in a 35. I had a hat on because it was cold outside. When the cop came up to the window, he started off by saying "Listen man, you were...oh I am sorry." He thought I was a guy. In other situations I would have been mortified, in this situation I asked for a warning. He dropped the fine. MLIA

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[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm glad to see that you're back, but this isn't cliche. It's just lame.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thanks, but being forgiven by cops is just as cliche as getting full credit from teachers. Agreed, this post is also lame.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

True. . .I would have given it a three or four, but it's not my job. Carry on!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Was this worth gooding? *shrug* I like it.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

True. . .I would have given it a three or four, but it's not my job. Carry on!

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

is 1 no cliche and 10 lots of cliche?

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It doesn't matter if 7 always stands for lame.

[ - ] ilovektibbsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i don't see the averageness in this at all. quite frankly i don't even understand it.

[ - ] this_kidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

love your name! hope op doesn't kill any one her speeding.

[ - ] this_kidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*with her speeding.

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

? i dont get it... Is it a girl or a guy

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

both?

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Both

[ - ] happysnailGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP is Lady GaGa.

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Shman GaGa.

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP missed English classes

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Epic hypocrisy.

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

on purpose

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Yet you still haven't corrected yourself.

[ - ] theatrefanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ugh fine. *OP, please attend your English classes so you can write sentences that the reader can make sense of.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your boyfriend thought so, too.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Was the hat on your erect penis?

[ - ] NonagonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Giggity.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Giggity.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goo

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goo!

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goo.

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bippity boppity boo.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You should sing jazz.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yuck.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, I met another gender-confused man. We have a date on Friday. MLIA

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...OP is a tranie!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*I. You're fucking welcome, OP.

[ - ] IAMJESUSGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I would have given you an extra ticket, just for confusing me.

[ - ] vroooomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I would have licked OP's face.

[ - ] CrutonGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

You, are not Jesus. Howxprfound, now that's Jesus.

[ - ] NonagonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^^ Troof.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My pillow is Jesus, too. According to my friend, anyway.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alright...MLIA seems quiet right now.. I don't know why.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Post aside, how are you all this *searches for suitable adjective that would make sense worldwide* day?

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Does anyone know why cobaeda is angry with me? They just keep following me around saying *is mad at percy_jackson*.

[ - ] TheSchwabGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Try giving them a cookie. It helps.

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think they left.

[ - ] GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'Cause you thought she was a guy?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because you look like a man.

[ - ] ilovektibbsGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

i dont see the averageness in this at all. quite frankly i dont even understand it.

[ - ] LutheGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your hideousness has saved you from a ticket. Congratulations.

[ - ] tokyokisshuGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wait..if the cop thought you were a man, and said 'Listen man..' then why would he apoligize? I'm going to rewrite it. Today, I, a respectable female of society, was driving 54 in a 35 wearing a manly hat. A police man pulls me over and says, 'Listen MAN/DUDE/BRO/SIR..ah shit, I stuffed up gender-wise, so sorry..!' Then I said '...uh.'. Then the police man said 'Kthnks I'ma just gonna give you a ticket right.' Then I said, 'Yeah, cool, wicked.' MLIA.

[ - ] LolaBunny123Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

thank you for making this post make so much more sense.

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