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When I was little, I used to think that socks came in left and right pairs. I thought I was some kind of sock genius because every single time, without fail, I got both socks on the correct feet. MLIA
#736538 Comments: 37 Vote: average 6614meh 319Share 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
"sock genius"? Too easy. NEXT!
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hah..I read "spock genius*
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Live long and prosper.
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
*shoves OP in a closet with sock in mouth*
 
[ - ]  CreamxPuffsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Kinky.
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
O_o
 
[ - ]  bellanoche335Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Just wait until I bring out the whips and shackles.
 
[ - ]  rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*runs*
 
[ - ]  horseygymnastGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
me too!
 
[ - ]  babbyhat22Good: 1Bad: 261 year, 11 months ago
wut lol duznt matter where u put socks onnnn
 
[ - ]  babbyhat22Good: 1Bad: 201 year, 11 months ago
wuts with all the badS? everyones a grmmar freak? yall need to get some friends besides ur MLIA ones
 
[ - ]  beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Are you doing this on purpose now? Just because we happen to be slightly OCD on grammar, it doesn't mean we don't have friends. *mutters*
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Noooope. I think you should use Hooked on Phonics, babyasshat.
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I think you need to stop trolling and go to school.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
When I was little, I stabbed little OP. Somehow, he survived.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Then you didn't stab him/her hard enough.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You're the one to know when I do things hard enough.
 
[ - ]  llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You didn't have any experience at kiling OP's yet. It's alright.
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like sock puppets.
 
[ - ]  bellanoche335Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We do too, isn't the right Mr. Ingle? *gestures to sock puppet on hand*
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Aww, he's so cute!
 
[ - ]  NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
...That could be because socks don't HAVE left and rights. I knew that from the beginning. >.>
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is sober* Woah what happened...
 
[ - ]  IdontbelieveanyofthisGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I eat sock puppets
 
[ - ]  WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You dirty fiend.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hehe. You dirty rat... You killed my brudda! Forgot what movie that's from, though. *tries to think, head explodes*
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OP, be honest. You STILL think you're a genius for getting your socks on the right feet.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Personally, I put mine on the right AND the left, but that's just me.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Ha. Ha ha. Ha. *hangs head in shame*
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*tips hat* MLIWordplay
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*steals hat* MLIStealing stuff
 
[ - ]  iMunsterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
i did the same thing (:
 
[ - ]  TwiceTheSuperficialGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me too. I always asked my parents "is it the right foot now?" after putting them on, and was amazed when they always said yes, unlike when I put on my shoes.
 
[ - ]  FaithOKGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...I don't get it. *frowns*
 
[ - ]  TigerIrisGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
ME TOO! THAT'S THE FIRST PERSON WHO I'VE HEARD ALSO DID THAT! You DO NOT know I how excited I am.
 
[ - ]  candyslayerrGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I used to do that too !!
 
[ - ]  mikeaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
...they don't???..... crap.
 

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