MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I went shopping for junk food after a break-up. At the supermarket there was a girl in a hooded one-piece teddy-bear costume. As I walked past I glanced in her trolley, it was full to the brim with honey. I don't feel so bad anymore. MLIA

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[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...God I am board out of my frigen mind... *lays down under tree*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Did you enjoy the wedding?

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*bored

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*lays beside* Work called me away from the reception.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

How's pregnancy treatin' you?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Hopefully I pop the little bastard out tomorrow. I'm gonna have a cesarean.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

IMMA BE A MOMMY! ...Again!

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Insanity.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

O.o

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My laptop is running out of batteries...

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

How does it feel to be married? :)

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

DAMN GOOD.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Gives KG a hug*

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't know you, but congratulations!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Holy shiiiiit, I missed it?! Ah, my computer died over the past week so I have't been able to get on! Are you mad at me? *sadface*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Should we call you KGhero now?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

YES. TO THIS. YES.

[ - ] MausGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Wait! I'm behind and a little stupid! Did you really get married?!?!

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

KG and antihero got married.

[ - ] MausGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Really?!?! I'm so confused! How did I miss this?!?!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... NURSE.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

...Weren't you supposed to be the MoH? Or do I have the wrong Heather?

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I think you may have the right Heather. I missed the freaking wedding, didn't I? FUCK.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, by, like...an hour. It was today.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Psst, K-dubs. Wanna do a duet? I'm playing Rhiannon for KG down there VV

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*grabs mic and heads down to bottom of post* 'course, sweets. Anything for you two. *winks*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's by Fleetwood Mac if you need lyrics.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Already on it, hun. *points*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

HEAAAATHER!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

DUSTY! And how are you today, m'dear? <33

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm rather good, thank you. How are you? <3333

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Eh, not bad. Finally got my computer up an running after it died on me last week *sigh*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

YOU MISSED MY WEDDING! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY! I'm a lousy MoH! *bursts into tears*

[ - ] InternetDumbGuyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ah, yes, the average teddy-bear-costume-wearing-girl in your local supermarket

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Winnie the Pooh girl.

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fatty.

[ - ] clamhappyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

your use of the word trolley amuses me.

[ - ] TheGuyOverThereGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

UK trolley = US shopping cart. US trolley = UK tram.

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

crap time to leave.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm hungry. :(

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This is completely average. I see people dressed like bears with carts full of honey every day. [!]

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Me too[!]

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*hooks up guitar, strums, and begins to sing* Rhiannon rings like a bell through the night, and wouldn't you love to love her? Takes to the sky like a bird in flight and who will be her lover?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*swoons* I love my hubby.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*steps up next to antihero, clears throat and starts to sing* All your life you've never seen a woman...taken by the wind...Would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win...?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*grins at KW and goes into long guitar solo, then picks up with next verse* She's like a cat in the dark and then she is the darkness...She rules her life like a fine skylark and when the sky is starless..

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*winks at antihero, holds mic and croons* All your life you've never seen...A woman--taken by the wind...Would you stay if she promised you heaven? Will you ever win...?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*joins in with the KW on the last part* Will you ever win? Will..you..ever..win? Rhiannon...Rhiannon...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lowers voice a bit and keeps singing* Dreams unwind...Love's a state of mind. Oh, now you know that your dreams unwind, love's a state of mind...

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*finishes* KW, we should take this on the road. *is proud and seeing dollar signs* I love you, KG.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Will it help me afford tuition? If so, fuck yes, let's do it.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you too, baby.

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*cries*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(I love this ^^)

[ - ] KGHeroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought you might.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This song is just so beautiful! I would comment up there, but I don't want to ruin the song.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

New account for both of you? :)

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Badding troll? GO AWAY! This is a post devoted to KGhero :)

[ - ] VistaKaiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You know... they sell full-hooded pedobear sweatshirts...

[ - ] mliawesomerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Trolley?

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