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I was getting really angry at this candle that wouldn't blow out. Then my mom walked into the room and asked me what I was doing. The candle was battery operated. MLIA

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[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'M DRUNK!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You just got married on the same day as Chuck Norris' 70th birthday.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A day to dismember. Er, remember.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pffffttt. Chuck Norris just had his 70th Birthday on the day I got married.

[ - ] pajamasGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is confused* Married?!?

[ - ] chilloutGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Chuck Norris doesnt have a 70th birhtday, birthday has a 70th Chuck Norris

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Idiot.

[ - ] runblondyrunGood: 0Bad: 171 year, 11 months ago

first comment!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

First bad!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods* *places higher on list* I think I love you.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*bads* Stupid comment in its self, but it wasn't even the first. : /

[ - ] jstlykthtGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FAIL !!!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Are you freaking kidding me...?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your mom is battery operated, OP. I know just how to turn her on. ;)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bam!

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:O Are you Emeril Lagasse?!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

....What? O.O

[ - ] chilloutGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think you mean Boom...

[ - ] InternetDumbGuyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

try blowing out your brains, that ought to do it

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tunes guitar*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cannot comment on previous post anymore, waits patiently*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ohh, is it almost time for my song?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, is Rhiannon by Fleetwood Mac acceptable? Girl of AI last night did a brilliant version, and I've been learning it today.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aww, that's perfect darlin.

[ - ] heatherrawrieeGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

A battery operated candle? Say whaaaaaat?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Party up in hiyah? Who the DJ?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pauly D couldn't make it.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP's a numpty.

[ - ] GailTheWeatherGirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, my God.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. OP fails.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How can you not notice that the candle was battery operated?

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