MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

awesome sauce.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*prods* I'm gonna call you Ellienemonie now.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

mmbb!

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SNB!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's been so long!

[ - ] thatonegirlfromthatthingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damnit SNB, I have to go somewhere, so hurry up and say hi so I can go, gosh. First you kill me, now this?

[ - ] thatonegirlfromthatthingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sits on lap* Shhh! It's a secret.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

what?

[ - ] thatonegirlfromthatthingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...I was talking to SNB...he knows...but he's the only one who needs to know...

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I get it!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SNB *hugs* You missed the wedding. Still gonna hook up with the bridesmaids?*winks*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm still planning to. Any takers? Sorry, my phone has bad connection so it's hard to reply. TOGFTOT I have no idea who you are?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...why?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because your name is Ellie and it sounds like anemonie

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Some people don't like it when others say their first name over the internet.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Uhm... fair do's, I suppose.

[ - ] cglock88Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I love telling people stuff like this; This is a fairly average post.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

And you are a fairly huge noob.

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...How so?

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You called it average. That's how.

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's average for me, it's also original. It's fairly average.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Go to the first pages of post on MLIA. That's average. This? This is not average.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I tell people lies all the time, too. I'm a liar.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Could be originally invented. There's cliches in this story, and that's why I hate it.

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've been on her since page six, I know what's average. This is normal and it's original, making it fairly average. It's not like the originals, but it's the closest I've seen to average in a long time.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*pops in* Actually, yeah, this is pretty average as I do shit like this, too. *goes back to reception*

[ - ] jstlykthtGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree with cglock. This might not be exactly like the MLIAs at 1st page, but it's much better in comparison with ths recent posts unless ofcourse you want to bash every single post

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nah. Don't lie. You sell sex on eBay, yes?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone sold their grandma on eBay.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lolololol... o.o

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Tuffy!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

FUCK! <3

[ - ] terminoobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The seller said that she got cranky without her pills. He was selling the pills separately.

[ - ] runblondyrunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hahahh

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Human trafficking is wrong.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

RECEPTION THREAD

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes off jacket and messes up hair* Much better.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you, baby.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And I love you. I'm going to play you a song later on, after I ingest some liquor.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Puh... finally some fresh air.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Henrik *hugs* You did great(: You looked adorable in the tux xD

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you :3 But there where some... uhmmm... problems with my internet... It all worked out tho ;)

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thats good haha. You should go dance *smiles*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*watches the e-flirting* You gonna catch the bouquet, IHMUN?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok, someone held me up for a second there. I'm ready to dance!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*shakes hair out all sexy-like*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YAY! *downs vodka shot* Let's PARTAY!

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*arrives, still dabbing eyes* Now. Where's bar?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*head pops up from behind the bad* SAMMY!!! *is tipsy* OVEEERR HEEEEERREE..

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*bar

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks! *takes some martinis*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Congratulations to the newlyweds! Who wants cocktail shrimp?!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*kicks off shoes and drops into seat to sharpen knives* Let me know when the bouquet toss is up.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goes and changes into mini dress**sits down at head table and sips vodka*

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sits with K-Dubs* Martini?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sips*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's starting down below.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... Anybody got that weed? It's about time I tried that shit. Being a minister is tough...

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I got you covered. *hands Mobs the roach* This should be enough for now.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aiight, cool, brah.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Could you hand me some. being a maid of honor is tiring. *takes a sip of vodka*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was a lovely service.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nice to know I'm not the only one who brought weed Antihero

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I might have missed the wedding...

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No problem! just read it on the texting post. *hands shot*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, you did. *pats back*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Fuck. *throws away bouquet and sulks in the corner*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*grabs hand and struts to bathroom incase any one is watching*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*struts* I need to redo my make up, I look like the Joker.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Forgot your water proof mascara, eh? I have to redo my eyeliner. And check out my butt.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yup. *redoes mascara with mouth open, freshens lipstick* Ready to go! C'mon, I wanna dance!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*walks as fast as she can in heels to dance floor* *looks for cuties*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Anyone want to dance with me? *looks hopeful at the fitties by the bar*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sigh* This party seems to be lacking on the male-front.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It does, rather. *dances by herself, Luna Lovegood style*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rips off the long train of her dress, revealing short cocktail number* I'm ready.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OHMYGOSH we had the same idea. *rips off dress to reveal cocktail dress* Now where did that lad scuttle off to?...

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*helps in the search* I call first-ies.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Uh-uh, I saw him first! You can have his friend. I hope you don't mind greasy hair...

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wrinkles nose* Gross. I'll take... Well, I'l just have to find a man. *adjusts dress to the most eye-pleasing position* Meet you on the dance floor.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sniffles* I can't find him! Now I have no one to dance with...

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I'll

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm gonna get SHIT FACED!!!! WOOO!!! CHAMPAGNE FOR EVERYONE!!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*whispers* Uhhm... you did hire a DJ, right?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I guess I have another position to fill, gonna be a fun night...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DUH!

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*freezes*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I whispered! You folks wasn't supposed to have heard it!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets excited*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Stumbles up to bar* Hey Barman do you what I like about chuuu? You are a vewy shexy man!

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pours NZChicky another drink*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why shank chu kind suuuur! *winks*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*waits until NZeee isn't looking and empties glass* *refills it with water*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Calm down, twiner ;)

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh shoot, why do i keep on running late?

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, dammit, I have to leave already. Oh well, maybe next time...

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What a beautiful wedding that was.

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dances like an idiot*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All the single ladies, line up behind me for the bouquet toss!

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lines up*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*runs to the front and pushes shadkat out of the way*

[ - ] shadkatGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*flails and falls over*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lines up* *prepares stilleto heels for stabbing*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Twiner! Where are you? Let my climb on your shoulders for a better chance!

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! *lines up*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lines up*

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sings the Beyonce song* Damn. Nobody can say 'single ladies' without me getting that song stuck in my head!

[ - ] runblondyrunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm going to push everyone out of the way. I want the bouquet!

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're gonna have to get through me!

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Then me!

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And me!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.o a bouquet toss...yay.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lines up*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*brandishes Bowies* Alright, go ahead.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*places money bet on KW*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tosses bouquet* YOU GUYS FIGHT OVER IT!!!

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I got it!

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*steals bouquet and punches babyy in the FACE*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shoots WTWA and takes bouquet back*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*kills everyone and grabs it* VICTORIOUS!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I will stab you if you catch it.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets stabbed*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm afraid now. *hides bouquet*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*holds up Bowie in threatening manner* *steals bouquet and goes to sit back in seat*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*grabs bouquet and gives to k-dubs*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*drop-kicks the bouquet away from everyone*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Sees a hiker catch it*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I SAW KW CATCH IT.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WHAT!? I clearly caught it. It just got stolen though.. :/

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Good man.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No you didn't

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shoots arrow at Kdubs* Not if i get you first!!! *grabs bouquet*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*catches arrow, snaps in half, chucks pieces to sides and stabs Norma*

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is becoming a battle of epic proportions...O_o

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*creates fake bouquet* Um, I caught it! I caught it!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I, THE BRIDE, ADN THEREFORE RULER OF THIS MLIA E-WEDDING, ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE BOUQUET TOSS TO BE KWINCHESTER. THAT IS ALL.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is not an idiot* *sets bouquet on her table and duct tapes to it* *goes back to sharpening knives*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Eats fake one*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cheeky grin* Ha. I win. *tips hat*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aww...I really wanted to catch it. Now I'll be single for the rest of my life.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love it when she's bossy.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I DID catch it, but I'll let K-Dubs have it. *mumbles*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stands out of the way*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is quite violent...maybe I will just get out of the way >.>

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets in car, runs everyone over* BUAHAHA! Got it! *holds up an arm* HUH?!? *throws it back*

[ - ] shadkatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets back up and stays away from WellTHATwasAwkward*

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shoves her way to the front*

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Tackles sam* MINE!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*get directly in middle, right behind the bride* *calculates the projectile of the bouquet* *adjusts* What? I really want this.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lines up*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Man am I late. Stupid internet on cell phone. SLow as crap. I'm leaving. *mutters* DUmb verizon...

[ - ] thatonegirlfromthatthingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No! *sits on lap again* *cries*

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Calm down! *seduces*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sees reflection of lap dance in the mirror*

[ - ] thatonegirlfromthatthingGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Finally, I gotta go and wanted to say hi first. Your phone makes this so difficult sometimes..Bye! *sexes goodbye* ...I might keep this name, I'm not sure.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It was a beautiful wedding. Sorry I had to dip out had an important phone call. But mobile I totally saw what you said, you hornball. The non minute man comment made me LOL! :D

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, and I'm done with that. It's nerve-wracking, so AH hooked me up with my first hit *holds out joint* I'm contemplating.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If ya don't wanna take i hit directly we can shotgun it. I've had a beer or two so I'm feelin frisky.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

a* hit not i.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I dunno. I don't smoke weed. I like to stay away from it. Maybe a couple of shots of vodka and I'll be relaxed enough.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hands drinks over to Mobile* just tell me when you want more booze

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... You suck. ... Woah...

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes joint from Mobs, take a hit & gives Mobs a big fat kiss while unknowingly to him blows smoke into his mouth.* Well see, you didn't smoke it...

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn. Reply fail. Take that *points up* and put it here.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WHERE IS MY HUSBAND? He needs to do the garter toss.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Present.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Want to remove my garter? *wink wink*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*reaches up to slide down garter* *hand slips* *retrieves garter* Okay guys. Who's ready?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is sitting there* *is ready*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. Where are all the males?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Male. Present.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*drags henrik to head table* *chugs a vodka*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Abandons bartender duties for several minutes and joins BelaLugo*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Silvio, you're dancing with me, ok? Just one. So I don't look like the head of the Loser Singles' table.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok, that is a deal BG ;)

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Now? I have to go in a bit. I think I'll dance now, then drink, then leave.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm the head of the single ladies. *yawns*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, BG, now ;) *next song starts*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dances with Bela* *remembers she's dancing with Silvio Berlusconi* *carries on dancing anyway*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*feels he have heard the song before, but can't place it* *asks BG which song it is*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*isn't sure, but feels the same way about it* *looks around warily for souvenir throwing hooligans*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*a souvenir cathedral flies through the air* *Bela dodges it* *it gets stuck in a cake*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles and continues dancing*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*the song stops* Thank you for the dance. It was a pleasure <3

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, the pleasure's all mine. Cheers. <3 *skips to the bar*

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Looks up at all the comments* I feel crushed.

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am so lonely, so lonely, I have nobody, for my own...

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*scans crowd* (What the hell, man? There's like, three guys here, one's the groom, and there are 20 girls here. They're all acting like desperate high school girls. Yet NOBODY notices me. JUST like in high school. JUST.)

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*holds out hand* :)

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HOP OFF OF MY DATE! I will cut you.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What the balls. I am not acting like a desperate high school girl.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a brash generalization. Obviously, there are a few who aren't.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Brash is right. *mutters and sheathes knives*

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hasn't acted like a desperate high school girl since she was ACTUALLY a desperate high school girl*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...I was never a desperate high school girl...

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*notices* Well helLO there...

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*notices mobile* *nudges Alex* who is that over there??

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That is Jon. *pushes forward* Ask him to dance

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*walks up to Jon* Hey, wanna dance?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... I'd like that, but I'm dancing with her right now *motions to KCP* Later, though, K? I promise.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is happy that SNN took her advice*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sighs* Well, actually i have to leave. *waves* bye!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*now sulks*

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm just minding my own. O.o

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

pfft. get over it. Damn people I'm emo and I get out more than you.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Hey! I'm a dude! Stupid sluts.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am not a slut *slaps*

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wasn't talking about you, dear. You're quite wholesome, from what I hear, but get wild in the bedroom.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

THank you. It's true *smiles*

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yep. See, somehow THAT attitude got you laid and got me the shaft. I don't get it.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*drags* That's cause in girls it's attractive. *points* If I were you Id pick one of those girls and go dance *drinks a tequilla shot*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*notices* Hi, sexy.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am not acting like a desperate high school girl! I didn't even beer bong anything.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I never said YOU. You're one of the few that aren't. Care to dance?

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Where's Andy? He owes me a dance.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sits at head table**wonders if someone will ask her to dance*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*also sits* Darn...there are just too many girls at this wedding.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eh. If a guy likes me he'll ask me to dance. I'm okay with getting wasted and dancing.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Come dhance with meeeeeeeee!! *can hardly stand at this point*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*appears*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NZC! How much did you drink! *drags henrik and NZ to the Dance floor*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*still got the votka-bottle in his hand*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dances like a maniac*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*does some sweet dance moves that Alex showed him*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dances with henrik and is proud that he is learning from her insane dance moves*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dances till the song stops* Ok, I promised BG to dance with me on the next one ;)

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Go! *pushes And gets funky with it*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sits next to not-normal* Yeah, I wish someone would ask me, too.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is actually the head table. For the bride groom maid of honor and brides maids I'm sorry.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, sorry. *goes to cry in a corner*

[ - ] shadkatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*comforts*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you!

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Even though we are both apparently female, would you like to dance? I want to dance and there aren't enough males here.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Wanders over and hands drinks to both* How y'all doing?

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am fabulous, thanks for the drink and thanks for asking! *peers into glass* This isn't spiked, right?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nope, just noticed you two could use a drink

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That is true. *grins*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*feels dissed* WHAT!? am i not a bridesemaid? *realizes* Oh yea, i'm jsut the security/musician/brides aid.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Takes seat next to not_normal* It's the little people like us who are always overlooked, yet we are the main source of entertainment

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What? Bridesmaids ARE allowed at this table? Why was I put on the Singles' table?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*nods head* Sad truth.

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sits on floor* this sux...

[ - ] shadkatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wanders away from the bloodbath that is the bouquet-catching*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. It's all over. KWinnie caught it. And I apologize for pushing you before.

[ - ] shadkatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*whew!* Its all good, all good. :)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ALRIGHT BITCHES, IT'S TIME TO PARTY! WHO'S THE FUCKING DJ UP IN THIS JOINT?!

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hears loud rave music*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pulls unsuspecting cute boy from table and grinds him* Wait, what?

[ - ] mh1874Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*FUCKING ALRIGHT FUCKING BITCHES, IT'S FUCKING TIME TO FUCKING PARTY! FUCK, WHO THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING DJ FUCKING UP IN THIS FUCKING JOINT?!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good man.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*raves with vodka bottle in hand*

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why the hell did I miss everything? >:O

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'cause you weren't here. You the DJ?

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well... I was there, I just didn't feel as if I was allowed to comment. No, I'm not the DJ...

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I missed the wedding because I was on my way home from school. :/

[ - ] FishcakesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well at least you've got a plausible excuse...

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets bored* I'm going to study. I'll be back later! <3 y'all!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye!

[ - ] VegetarianCannibalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sometimes I want to kill co-workers. But I'd get in trouble.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My date didn't even ask me to dance and all these bitches are checking him out. I'm going to get drunk now...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes shot with KCP*

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I asked you to dance. Right as you commented about not being asked to dance. God, I can't fucking win...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

At least you HAVE a date. I'm here all alone.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, and now my date *points at KCP's words* is MIA. Gah...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Psh you had a date still. I'm like head of the single ladies. Psh I'm unlikeable. *chugs vodka*

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My phone lags when I get texts and there are alot of replies on a post. I'm moving on to a smaller thread come find me and we shall get down.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good. The newest post works for me.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*has to leave* WOOO HOOO!!! partay on!! *congratulates KG and antihero* The ceremony was BEAUTIFUL!!! so heartfelt! *leaves without giving gift* *steals centerpiece off of table*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hands not_normal another bottle as she runs out*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gives KG and antihero her gift* Congratumalations, guys! *hits the play button on the CD player, and Cliff Richard's 'Congratulations' blares out*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shakes his head while laughing from behind the bar*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*scuttles over to the bar* May I have a Bucks Fizz please, oh kind Bartender?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pours Bucks Fizz into champagne flute and hands to beatlesgirl*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you. *hands money* And one for yourself, of course. *downs Bucks Fizz in one*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Quickly downs champagne, switches to scotch*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ooh, I'll have what your having.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Crap. That's how tipsy I am. *you're

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pours glass of scotch for bg*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*downs in one* Right, I'm going back to ordinary posts now, I think... *totters unsteadily to the door*

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

WHERE IS KCP!?!?!?!?!? ... Fuck. I ask her to dance, THEN she complains about not being asked to dance, and now she hasn't said anything for 10 minutes. BARTENDER! EVERYTHING ON THE TOP SHELF IN A GLASS!

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes Sir!

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm curious, did a DJ ever show up or is the music just free-for-all-ing?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*skips over to tinychat* I need a breather.

[ - ] ohsoswiftlyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago

When I read this, there was an advertisement for Ebay on the right side of my screen XD

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