MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, i got a phone with internet. Now instead of pretending to text in awkward situations, i just read MLIA. MLIA

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[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Why would you do that to yourself?

[ - ] MobileGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

She looked at me, and this is what she said: "Oh there ain't no rest for the wicked, money don't grow on trees. I got bills to pay, I got mouths to feed, there ain't nothing in this world for free. You know I can't slow down, I can't hold back; though you know I wish I could. Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good."

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I <3 Cage the Elephant

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...ok then

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*goes to YouTube* I love that song.

[ - ] septemberlovebugGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

That song is Amazing! Btw, if you don't play video games... It's the intro for Borderlands! I am obsessed with that song. I absolutely love it!

[ - ] BeeReeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LOOOOOOOOOVE Borderlands! you deserve a "Good", sir/lady.

[ - ] smilekidGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

that song is amazing. i love it.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Capitalize your damn I's!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

im so sorry i just didnt realise you were meant to caitalize them. =P

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I got a phone. Can we start the wedding now? My bridesmaid dress is getting creased.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HUhwha? Who's getting married?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KG and antihero. It's the MLIA wedding of the year.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think its the first time MLIAers have willingly gotten online at a certain time.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn right.

[ - ] baddogGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your two best friends.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope that was sarcastic? I dislike both.

[ - ] baddogGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I forgot the [!]. I know who you are.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So it seems.

[ - ] baddogGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you going to make this a memorable occasion? Hehhehheh......

[ - ] cglock88Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That's very rude of you.

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hmm. I don't know what to think about this one.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It seems average-ish...sort of.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's rather boring. Which, I suppose, is average enough.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tackle hugs* Get your dress on! The wedding's starting!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Me?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! Well, not your wedding. Get down there! VV

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs back* I'm going!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

*hugs back* I'm going!

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Indeed, that's what I was thinking. Eh, I guess I'll click average. *clicks average*

[ - ] terminoobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I eat a Twix in awkward situations.

[ - ] shadkatGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Need a moment?"

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Twix are made of crunchy chocolate goodness.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And caramel.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

After reading that, I have never in my life wanted a twix so bad at this very moment *wonders if there is time to run down to the shop during work hours*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wedding Thread

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I am unwed, what of it?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm here. *changes into dress*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*puts out cigar* About time.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you ready, Andy? Also, thanks for the cig- wait! You smoked your present?!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I got more! Lets get this show rolling.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YAY! *walkie talkie crackles* Okay, we are all in position.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*waits for music to start*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pauses* wait...what am i playing again??

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The Imperial March from Star Wars.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Right Here, Right Now" Fatboy Slim

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Uh oh.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

X mine. Imperial March. Fuckity-fuck-fuck the rate limit.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*plays a medeley of the two song choices* well this is ...unique?

[ - ] mh1874Good: 2Bad: 111 year, 11 months ago

This wedding sucks.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is all dressed up and ready to go*

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I disagree with Mobile. My heart nor my mind was ever remotely touched by these two.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't promise you the galaxy. I can't promise you the best things in life. All I can promise is that I will never stop trying to get you those things, and so much more. All that I can promise is that my heart and my soul belong to you, through sickness and through health, for richer and for poorer.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*coughdownthereanticough*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love you, even with your reply fails :)

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tears up* So... *sniff* beautiful... *dabs eyes with tissue*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rushes in and fixes dress* Did I miss it?

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw! That was so sweet! *Is happy I made it*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Looks at cutie sitting in front* My GOD I am coming down from last night I need to start drinking again *hopes this isnt gonna be much longer*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry I feel better now though. And I'm in happier mood *smiles* Everyone ready?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ready.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Where is Mobs?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*mutters* *gets back into dress*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*poised with small bouquet* Ready.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm here. I don't talk for a while.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*puts on necklace and fixes makeup and hair**grabs bouquet and hands Kaygee hers* Ready.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*glances at BG* Shit, where the fuck do I get the flowers?

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

why have I missed all of this?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stands and waits*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rustles up a spare bouquet and chucks it to Batman* Go, go, go!

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*still playing* Umm...come on guys! I can only play so long...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hands flowers* I planned for everything.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*walks doewn aisle and arrives at altar next to her soon to be husband* Mobs, hit it.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*catches bouquet, tosses hat onto hat stand (that's right no hat and I'm in a fucking dress, you better appreciate this, Cagey)* Alright, let's do this.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You look beautiful.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*squeals quietly*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*in the church pews* Let's get this marriage going!

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sigh* I always cry at weddings...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hides excitement**stand's poised*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*starts over-emotional crying* Such a lovely pair! :`D

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*casually scratches self*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KiWi, appreciate it more than you'll ever know. And antihero, thanks, you clean up pretty well yourself :)

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*finishes playing* *cue rustling noises as Mobile begins to speak*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*texts and tries to avoid being seen by Cagey by using bouquet as a shield*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*quitely laughs at Andy* *waits for the kiss so the doves can be released*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*casually adjusts*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*starts to get mad* MOBILE, WHERE THE ****** ARE YOU?!@?@?@?#@?$@#%?$@%#@$?^@?$^&?@$#$^%?@$

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*bobs up and down* Shouldn't something be happening?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks around for Mobs* ummm....??

[ - ] MobileGood: 10Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the e-love of two beautiful pieces of text. The souls of these two have touched all of our hearts, our minds, our silicon chips and our fingertips, in more ways that we could have possibly imagined...

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*waits*...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*freezes* *chucks phone into potted plant and stands silently*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck yes, a wedding! *gets into dress and blends in*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*blows nose loudly*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Walks in late* *whishpers while walking down pews* Sorry excuse me. Sorry. Hi how are you? Excuse me. Thanks.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(shut the fuck up, it's hard to type as fast as one would talk, especially when you're trying to time things right)

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Waits**talks quietly into little microphone* cue doves as they kiss and don't forget the little surprise I planned.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*begins strolling around the front of the church looking for wedding crashers* Not this wedding, punks..

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*texts K-Dubs and hopes her phone is on silent*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good work mobs, keep it up.

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

At this moment, we would like to take the time for these two beautiful young people to recite the vows they have written for each other. (God, I hope they wrote some vows)

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NZChicky, have you been drinking? You're "whishpering".

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*phone rings* Shit, BG that was me! Now I look like an ass...

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*continues scratching self*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*knows you are texting, and if you don't quit you don't get to go on the after party trip*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*nudges BG* *whispers* *giggles*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*chews gum and hopes KG won't notice*

[ - ] shadkatGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(It'll be funnier if they haven't written vows and have to make them up right now...)

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*magically appears*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wrote vows. Should I go first?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*swears loudly* Sorry, Marvin. *hugs* Hello, by the way.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll go first. *clears throat* antihero, you are the Han to my Leia, the Luke to my Skywalker, the R2D2 to my C3PO. I couldn't imagine life without you, and I cannot wait to start our new lives together.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was running security before hand not_normal, already threw out the people hoping to crash this occasion

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is so beautiful.. *cries hysterically*

[ - ] mh1874Good: 1Bad: 161 year, 11 months ago

I disagree with Mobile. My heart nor my mind was ever remotely touched by these two.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*heel on shoe breaks* Son of a...

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*runs background check on shadkat* May i see your ID??

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*comforts TUF while also crying uncontrollably*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks round for any fit male cousins of the groom*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*throws k-dubs an extra shoe*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*glances around* Does the reception have free booze?

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*exhales quietly to self*

[ - ] shadkatGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ahem* You don't need to see my identification...</inevitable Star Wars ref>

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*nods to gren* Great...thanks.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*clubs mh1874 with K-Dubs broken heel* everything happens for a reason

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*also looks for attractive men*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BG, I must still be a bit drunk from the Hen's night last night. I don't always wear panda eyes like this I can assure you.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*kicks off broken shoe into potted plant* *replaces with new shoe* *whispers thanks and goes back to standing still*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cries hysterically* I..I..I told myself I wouldn't cry!

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Duran, in addition to security I'm the bartender, so yes, there is an open bar

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs BG back* *waves to everybody* *sniffles* *sits next to the sexy teen in the 3rd row on the left*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thinks there's a lot of fucking estrogen in the room...*

[ - ] cedricdiggorylivesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry I'm late!! What have I missed? *catches breath from running*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*helps gren [too long of a name to remember atm] throw out mh1874 or whatever*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*smooths dress* Where's all the attractive men?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wipes tear* Shit. I should have worn waterproof mascara. *hides face behind bouquet* Are they married yet?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*waits for the rest of the vows*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wishes people would stop conversing when I'm trying to read what the important people have to say*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*nudges BG* Not yet, they have to exchange rings first.

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sniff sniff*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wonderful, wonderful... now, I think it is time that we present the rings, shall we?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*quietly chuckles at tots's comment* *goes back to standing still*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hates scrolling all the way up to the reply button* Oooh, who's that guy with the mop-top hair? *crosses fingers for a George/Paul look-a-like*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*debates stealing the ring and fleeing to Mexico, but decides against it*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alright vows are done, what's next?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*whispers* Is it my turn yet?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

@Gren. Thank God. You better make a mean Mojito.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shoots Andy a dirty look*

[ - ] shadkatGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(If someone says "Have you da wing?" it would make my day...)

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*waits until just the right moment, then give the ring to AH*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*holds breath and squeezes the nearest person's hand in anticipation*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is getting antsy* *bounces leg up and down*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cues henrik*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Henrik, you gave the rings to Andy?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hand is being squeezed* OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shoots K a sexy look*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*grins at Andy and takes the ring* *grabs KG's hand* Oooh, silky.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes huge breath* This is the moment we have all been waiting for!! *gets distracted by text* oh hang on..gotta take this.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*brings the rings up on a beautiful white silk pillow*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Trys to cry but is too hungover* *Looks around* OMG who is that sexy beast scratching himself. Oh *frowns* It's just Andy.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is impatiently waiting for the reception to start* This is nice and all but churches wig me out and I wanna dance.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tears of joy run silently down her cheeks as she antihero slips the ring on her finger*

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*suddenly appears in pew* Oh shoot, did I miss it yet?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*runs hand through hair*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn, BGurrl, you have a tight grip!

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are we there yet?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*apologises profusely to K-Dubs*

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*eyes KCP* (I'm totally hooking up with THAT later... oh, what? The ring ceremony is still going? And these guys were complaining that I'M slow... fuck that. Slow is a GOOD thing. Better than being a minuteman.)

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*insta-fangirl squee* Awwwwww!!!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think my fingers are broken...

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*winks at a passing page boy*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hits Mobile with bouquet* You think too loudly.

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*confused*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is waiting to get wasted at the reception*

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

man... I need to return this damn tux... too frigen tight.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*casually adjusts self again*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alright, the rings have been exchanges. mobile, you're up.

[ - ] shadkatGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

F5 button: *worn out*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goes up to dand* Are you crashing this wedding??

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

K-Dubs, I'm SO sorry! It's a good job KCP is training to be a nurse to keep Mobile happy...

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And now... if there is anyone present who objects to these two young lovers... speak now, or forever hold your peace. (Like I'm gonna leave this open-ended for some douche to do that.) No? Well, then, repeat after me. I, KGfromMN, promise to take anithero, to have and to text, to love and to cherish, for as long as you both (or MLIA) shall exist?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is feeling rather awkward*

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wispers* Oh. I see...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets ready to cue the Doves*

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*scoots closer to cute guy* *checks out cleavage*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Wakes up in the back row* What did I miss? Are they married yet?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(ctrl + c, ctrl + v) I, KGfromMN, promise to take anithero, to have and to text, to love and to cherish, for as long as you both (or MLIA) shall exist?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*holds breath*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rushes up to Alex* CRAP! THe birds are shitting all over the place!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*glowers at everyone talking throughout the ceremony* *lifts dress enough to reveal huge Bowie knife strapped to calf* Go on, keep talkin'.

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*gets popcorn*

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*wispers* I don't know, am I?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is happy K-Dubs is here* *loves KG*

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thinks, Oh Shit, I'm not a baliff today... maybe they won't notice* And do you antihero, take KGfromMN to have and to text, to love and to cherish, for as long as you both (or MLIA) shall exist?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wiggles eyebrows at same fit page boy* DAYUM.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*glance around* Is it done yet? I can't see, I have a freakin' giant in front of me. He's wearing an Lincoln hat. *sulks*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I antihero, take KGfromMN to have and to text, to love and to cherish, for as long as we both (or MLIA) shall exist.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*holds breath*

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shouts* SAY "I DO" !!!

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*prepares to take photo*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shouts* I DO

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BG, can we go to the bathroom now before the party? I need to check out my hair...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*snarls at talkers* Seriously, I will gut you in a church and not even care.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry! This is my first wedding!!! I do.

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Kewl. You may e-kiss the bride.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is ready to throw rice* Are we there yet?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is pissed at the talkers*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sits at piano and prepares to play Imperial March*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*make out sesh*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*whips out camera*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Checks guest list and sees dands name* Nope, apparently they were the first to RSVP to this wedding

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thinks* Come on! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! *holds up camera*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*grins* *snogs KG*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*prepares to catch KG's bouquet and eyes up the competition* *eyes up the page boy*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Releases colored doves and a flying darthvader comes down*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*unstraps Bowie knife for the bouquet toss* What? ...I'm competitive...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*covers eyes* *protects "innocence"*

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That was fun. *steps down, takes off collar* Hey KCP.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LET'S PARTY!!!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hopes they will play 'Smack my bitch up' later*

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*`~*~`* *cheers* Hooray! *`~*~`*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*squeals happily* Yes, Marvin, we can.

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is the reception moving to a different thread? This is getting kinda long...

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Can we move posts for the party? I mean, a drunk person can't scroll that far up...

[ - ] EmOBananaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WOO! Lets eat!

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Leaves to resume position as bartender*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*eyes K-Dub's knife* I'll waer my armor just in case..

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lets hair out of bun* *takes off heels* *backs away does not want to catch bouquet*

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Reception time! *steals Andy for a dance*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw! That was so sweet! *Is happy I made it* Now, time for cake!

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, let's move to the latest post for the reception.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Looks at cutie sitting in front* My GOD I am coming down from last night I need to start drinking again *hopes this isnt gonna be much longer*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let's party in the most recent post though, this scrolling up thing is getting on my nerves!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goes and grabs a drink* *sits down at table**watches everyone dance*

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Beautiful, simply beautiful...

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Party can be done on a different post, right?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm already in my dress. *twirls again*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DAMMIT!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My computer is ruined now. Thanks.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Say what?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I laughed so hard that I spit tea on my screen.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cracks up* *tips hat while laughing* Is what I do.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There's always next time K-Dubs

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who gets to be the flower girl?

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My present is full of MLIA's. RECENT MLIA's.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Now now, don't spoil their happy day, even if you're not fond of them. Why not be big about it?

[ - ] mh1874Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, I s'pose you're right.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Please don't let me cry, please don't let me cry.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs and keeps her from crying*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Another FB fan reference? *scoffs*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are going to antihero and KG's wedding?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes ma'am.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is sad and doesn't have a date* :(

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Just be my date, silly.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We're both girls... :( *wanted to ask Toyds to be my date*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm hungry.. I should eat something..

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Hands food to TUF*

[ - ] MobileGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Generally speaking, studies have shown that the best way to solve a personal hunger issue is by eating.

[ - ] merrysongstressGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And these same studies reflect that personal exhaustion issues are solved by sleep...or Lunesta

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Or a sledgehammer to the temporal lobe.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KDuffles! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 *tackle hugs* <333333333333

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SHHH! WE'RE AT A WEDDING!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

.... WELL SORRRR-EEE!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, Mobile, you always have the right things to say!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(answering from the other tread) I is fine! Had slalom with my school today, and it was quite awesome :3 You, dahlin?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I is pretty good, 'cept I got a cold and I'm freezing to death, and I has school soon.. ._. But, can't complain..

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's the attitude ;) Well, it's 21:12 here right now. Timezones fuck with my brain.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O: 6:45 here. ;-; Too early..

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm on MLIA on my phone right now. I guess that makes me average?

[ - ] pajamasGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sycophant.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

..........Why do I have a sock on my hand...?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because it's a part of the wedding ceremony?

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Uh... *awkwardly takes sock from TUF and runs away.*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HEY! THAT'S MY SOCK!

[ - ] cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

TUFFIE!!!! <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cedders! <3

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

CEEEEEEEEEEDDDDZZZZ :D

[ - ] charlesl33Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

that's cowardice.

[ - ] LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*runs in late, gently places gift next to drunk passed-out bride, runs to party*

[ - ] elvesndwarvesuniteGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YOu do that too?

[ - ] prancingbuffaloGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

dudeeee! me too!!

[ - ] ImlolawesomeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 2 months ago

wow

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