MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I think we should all get into position, as it's almost time. Except the bride and the groom are smoking weed in the other room, apparently.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MOBILE! YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO HAS DECIDED TO COME BACK TO MLIA! D:

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Olivia?

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Optimist?!?!

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses fingers*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses every part of me that can be crossed*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*crosses nose*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

D': Sadly.. No. ;-; My iClone is back. ;_; Still annoying as ever..

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MII W1FE!!11!!!!1!!!!1

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It doesn't do that anymore! Thank God.. Oh, and theycallmebob has an iClone now. :O

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Seriously? Not again...the attack of the iclones is underway again. *long suffering sigh*

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

me? wait no that can't be true

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Use you're fucking shift key before I axe murder you.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Use apostrophes correctly before I hug you to death.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, a moment of blind rage caused that.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's ok. *hugs, but not to death*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles* I didn't know you felt so strongly about it.

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You mean like this?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs* Thank you.

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your welcome.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sprays febreeze* I'm good.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That should make for an interesting wedding.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hell yeah

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They're smoking dope? I think I'm going to enjoy this wedding.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What the Hell, man? Why is it that everyone I like smokes pot? Can't people just not smoke it?! I always feel so left out...

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't! :)

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

... I don't know you.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, people call me KB15 :) *holds out hand*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm not high right now Mobile, does that count?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't smoke pot! But you don't exactly know/like me. Yet?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

See, all this ^^^ is what I mean. People are coming out of the woodwork like, "I don't smoke weed!" Sorry, I don't really know you.

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hence the "you don't exactly know/like me"

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not smoking pot for awhile. I smoked on Saturday and did something stupid. Like a certain facebook status involving my ex Brian xD. I got such shit for that. So yeah, no weed for Jess.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Heh, I commented on that. I literally lawled at it. And I don't even know the guy.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You don't want to. Also I loaned him my movie The Crow and he's telling me he's not giving it back because of the shit I talked on him. I might have to kill him.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This would be the reason I am not drinking, drunkingly convincing your ex you are meant to be together is never EVER a good idea.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't smoke! :D

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hopscotch tricks? I didn't think there were any. Have I missed the wedding?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

nope. not yet. soon, though.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok, well, I'm in my bridesmaid dress now. *twirls* I've never been to a wedding before. I guess the people I know just aren't the committing types.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A lot of my friends are getting married now a days. But then again, most of them are old family friends. *carefully dons dress, and then walkie talkie and headset* Okay roger, The wedding is secure. Ten four.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shouldn't it have started about a minute ago? Or are we waiting for a new post? *looks anxiously at watch* *twirls again*

[ - ] cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BG!! <3

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cedderrrs! How are you? Are you coming to the wedding? <3

[ - ] cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Err...I have no idea. I may be, I may not be.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*throws cedric a tux* Just put it on..it adds to the sense of 'wedding'.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cedderz is female.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*throws Cedders a dress*

[ - ] cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha cheers guys.

[ - ] terminoobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There are "cool hopscotch tricks"?

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Haha nicer

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, as I was walking across a bridge, I noticed a trap door. I opened it and jumped in. I feel to the river below. Some tourists took pictures of me almost drowning. MLIA

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

lol

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^^ Save the drowning man

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"lol"

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

___"lol"___

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

~~~"lol"~~~

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

~~"lol"~~

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*eye twitch* Look, I know my mind is comfy, but can you ask before you move in, please? *licks elbow to show there's no hard feelings*

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

__^_*lol*___ anyone wanna save the cheerleader?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That depends, Ninja_pirate. What will she do for me in return.

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I literally just meh'd this story two minutes ago. -_-

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's happened to all of us.

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hopscotch tricks?

[ - ] runblondyrunGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

hopscotch is the best!!!! I have so many tricks!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope you are sarcastic.

[ - ] runblondyrunGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

hahhaha yes I am very sarcastic.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That sentence turned my brain to mush. Thanks.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are people deliberately saying this kind of thing to annoy us?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I guesso.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BL! <3<3

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi Tuffy! <3<3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How is you!? I hasn't seen you in forever! <3<3<3<3333333333 *tackle hugs* <3

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ginormous hug*

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP? :/

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*begins playing Pachabel'ss Canon in D* WHERE ARE THE BRIDE AND GROOM!!!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

THE MoH ISN'T HERE YET!!!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Am I invited to your wedding?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Everyone is.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awesome! *Rushes to buy a wedding gift*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Be back in 5 minutes. Maybe 7.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HA! You're pooping.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Try to find alex while you are at it.

[ - ] runblondyrunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you! I love weddings!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*spritzes KG with Febreeze*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?! I DON'T WANT TO REEK LIKE "SPRING FLOWERS" FEBREEZE DURING MY WEDDING!!!! Sorry, that was bridezilla talking...

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KG! Who is getting married?! I feel so left out! I just got on :/

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am getting married, to antihero. He is pooping right now, and I am waiting for my MoH to show up....

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm done.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who's the MoH? Can I be a bridesmaid?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stops playing* Darn...This is going to be a problem. Well, if you need a last minute replacement, I guess i could add that to my list of weddingly duties....

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think we need something less traditional for KG to walk down the aisle to.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What do you suggest??

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The imperial march?

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm learning that on the piano xD

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*prods* I'm gonna call you Ellinemonie now. Okay?

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whenever I go to type out asian on my cell phone it comes up brian. That's my ex boyfriends name and he infuriates me. I'm bitter now. Thanks so much!

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Brain!

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

His name was Brain?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yes. \o/

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No! Brian.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, I skimmed it, then I saw SJ write Brain and I was thinking of Pinky and the Brain. My bad. :/

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Brian. Learn to read?

[ - ] mmbb9964Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There's this kid on my friend's swim team who we call Asian Brian (for reasons that I really hope I don't have to explain) and we got very excited when we realized that.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As in 'Life of Brian'?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Excellent reference.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I try my best.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Brian is my current boyfriend's name. :|

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ALEX!!! *sobs* WHERE ARE YOU?!

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Maybe she's stuck in her purse.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alright, WTF did I miss. This wedding better not have gone down without me. T_T

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I believe it's almost time!

[ - ] WellTHATwasAwkwardGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did I miss the wedding?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No...its just getting started. But the MoH is MIA.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The Maid of Honour is missing? What the shit.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know...maybe you should take her place for the time being. ask KG. *points to lump of white dress having an emotional breakdown in the corner*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thats me *sobs*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KiWI!!!!!! My MoH has gone MIA. Will you fill in if she sin't here in 5 minutes???

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Of course, Cagey. *tips hat* Is what I do. Fill in for others because they...disappeared. *cough*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not that you had anything to do with their disappearance, right K-Dubs?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Of course not! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go wash my knives before the wedding.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Resumes post behind bar and prepares drinks*

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*puffs* I ran all the way from NZ did I miss the wedding??

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not yes, Alex is missing though, and we cant start without her.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*yet.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stands on soapbox* I feel like we need something less traditional for KG to walk down the aisle to!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The Imperial march?

[ - ] shadkatGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*smokes cigar* Lets get this shit moving.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wedding thread is on the next post.

[ - ] MeghanElric16Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Since I see many veteran commenters on here, I just want to know...how the hell do you all know each other?! And how to do allow people to be in your "Circle-of-Friends"? Every time I read comments, I always see you guys interacting!!

[ - ] Bisu536Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm Asian, and I approve this message. No, really, I am.

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