MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 231 year, 11 months ago

FIRST!

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Don't kid yourself. I was first. You just bite at this.

[ - ] imhannahGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Obama stinks!he is an obamanation to the whole country!no im not racist!!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. Just, no.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am nothing if not punctual.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*gasp* you can't see me in my dress before the wedding!! *runs and hides* *muffled* We had to push it back to 2 o clock, do my MoH could be here.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shields eyes* Well, where is my BM?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

He's around here somewhere...

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 0Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

*points* there he is!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

You don't know what the shit you are talking about, so shut the fuck up.

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

WTF is your problem?!?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

n00bs are my problem. GTFO my internetz.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

All signs point to you, jackass.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey, I don't know when I'm going to be able to ask someone to be my date, so what time is the wedding for you, and what time is it for you right now?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

IT will be within the next hour. Supposed to be at about 2 CST.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No! Toyds won't be on then! :( *is sad now and has no one to ask to go to the wedding with me*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey Cobanana, if you are a guy, can i be your date for the wedding? Although i might need to leave to help the bouncers with all the n00bs.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't have a date if Cynnie's not going to be here. And I still don't have a dress. *wonders where Alex is*

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*volunteers to be cobaeda's date in a non-lesbian way*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is a chick* No, I'm not a guy... *doesn't like the nickname* :(

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NP! Lets go dress shopping. *begins shopping montage*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

NP! Lets go dress shopping. *begins shopping montage*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's ok, I have no date to the wedding either. My fiance hasn't been seen in a while.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sighs* Well, i have been calling you that for at least a day. I'll change it though. *changes nickname*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*to cookiekins: doesn't think that's a good idea because I am bi, and wants to ask Toyds*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shouldn't we ask the bride what colour she wants us to wear?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BG who is your fiance?

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*understands*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

@notpumkin. I think she is high...maybe we should just decide ourselves.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NP, it's bad, but I can't even remember his name. That's how long he's been away. *holds back tears*

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't care what color I have to wear*

[ - ] MobileGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Today, I saw a funny picture on the internet. I wrote a story about it. MLIPlagiarism.

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

If you want to good something, just hit the friggen good button. You don't have to announce it.

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods* ... Oh, sorry.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods* What? Who did that?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! ...not funny...

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You know you love me.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Till death parts us....wait a minute....

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Needless to say, I hate this post.

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 6Bad: 101 year, 11 months ago

I hate Obama.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 5Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Too bad, you're stuck with him.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Our generation elected him. Suck it up.

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

f off

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm not in the mood right now. Maybe later.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Don't talk to my fiance like that, you cunt bitch.

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

homo

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ouch, that hurt [!]

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Seriously, fuck off.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I still stick by my decision to vote for him. I shudder at what it'd be like with...ah shit I forgot the old dudes name. Man, that's not good.

[ - ] gamberroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

McCain?

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes! Haha I knew it was Mc something. I kept wanting to say Biden but of course that's not right.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

FTR, it's reasons like this ^^^ that I don't respect casual Democrats. Can't even remember who you voted against. Then again... Republicans suck too.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't remember where I put my cell phone 2 minutes after I put it somewhere. It's just my lack of brain cells. So you shush. I made an informed decision thankyouverymuch.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shoulda voted Romney.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'm with you. I also voted for Obama.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

As did I.

[ - ] shanster89Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm a fiscally conservative and socially liberal so I tend to be on both sides of the rep/dem parties...I was considering Mccain until he put Palin as his VP ticket. But I wanted Ron Paul to win the election overall.

[ - ] gamberroGood: 3Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Better him than Palin (I hope she doesn't win 2012).

[ - ] antiheroGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The Republicans are going to take back the House if Obama doesn't get his act together.

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I hope so!!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

No you don't. Republicans are not better. The situation of US is kind of unfixable at the moment. There isn't anyone on earth who could have that country in good shape at this point.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*coughLIBERTARIANScough* Oh, I'm sorry, did we forget there are more than two (extreme) political parties?

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You closed-minded liberal.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, but honestly, US is pretty fucked at this point in time.

[ - ] gamberroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

At least we're in a bit better shape than Greece.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's in better shape than a lot of countries, but it's still not good. The American government is pretty much lying to its people and using convenient little things such as the swine flu to control them.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah like the liberals are ever going to win an election.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

@ NomNomKiraEatedYourFace: V For Vendetta?

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Liberals = Democrats. Libertarians = Libertarians. God, KCP... If I didn't like you I'd probably tear you a new one. Verbally, of course.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

O.o I'm not exactly sure what that means, but I have to go for now because my class is ending.

[ - ] gamberroGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Maybe they'll capture that little township in Vermont (Dixon Township, i think), and they'll be in the lead for a while.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you're registered to vote and you know it clap your hands. *clap clap* If you're not registered to vote you don't have an opinion *clap clap*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you bought in to making a difference clap your hands *clap clap* *sighs*

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

George Washington: However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey I'm not smart like you Mobile. I graduated high school in 06 and haven't been in a classroom since. Sue me.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm going to punch you in the face now. Brace yourself.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I hate you, you don't hear me whining about it all the time.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank God you gave that homeless man 40 cents. Now he can buy a condo.

[ - ] MobileGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You dropped something, hold on... *holds up letter m*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nah, I'll stick with condo.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Who knows. Some high-school girls from Gloucester might want to get pregnant. That condo could come in handy.

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

you.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^ What?

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

IF IT'S NEEDLESS TO SAY, DON'T SAY IT.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh boy, you're going to be fun. KG, is this troll my wedding present?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I was going to take her down, but you can have her.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It can be a joint effort. We're getting married, it only seems appropriate.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like joint efforts. *pulls out baggie* Wait, that's not what you meant?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well done, sugar. *grabs papers* Anyone got a light?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wish that said "bagpipe" like I originally thought.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pulls out zippo* I was going to give you this as a wedding present, but you can have it now. See what's on it?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*reads 'May The Force Be With You Love, Leia'* I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought you'd like that. *smokes* Man, getting rid of that n00b was WAY to easy. I expected her to put up more of a fight.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*receives, smokes, passes* I'm actually disappointed that that didn't take longer.

[ - ] DarthNANAMEGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yet another piece of uninspired anti-Obama rhetoric. Oh joy.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

This is getting too political for me. *puts up Ron Paul sign and stays quiet*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*searches for Ralph Nader memorabilia*

[ - ] gamberroGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You could get a recording of his concession speech, in which he only answers questions with only one word.

[ - ] gamberroGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Go Ralph Nader!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought that I saw Bela around here somewhere.... Oh wait! There he is! *points at himself*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You made it! Do you have the rings? You have to walk them down the aisle and then give them to the best man, Andy.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thinks about LoTR reference, but thinks it isn't the right time* Of course I have them ;)

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good good. We are just waiting for Alex to get here, and I think we are ready.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sah-weet.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I also brought a white pillow, for them to lay on. Ok?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

....that's what that pillow was for?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks Henrik. I knew I made the right choice asking you to be ring bearer.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're good at finding people!

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know! :D Hi there btw!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think Obama sounds like Yogi Bear.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I may have just fallen in love with you.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:D <3

[ - ] UndercoverGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My ex-coworker wrote that on our tips cup >_<

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dashes in* I'm here! Did i miss the wedding? *looks around* Oh wait...its at 2. *backs away sadly*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What wedding?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*le gasp* KG and antihero's!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was not aware! *is sad*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, it's happeneing as soon as alex gets here. sooo....

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Am I invited?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gets hair and makeup done* I have butterflies in me stomach!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*puts on tux and runs fingers through hair* Ah. My beautification process is complete.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shit...I have to pee, and I am already in this giant pain in the ass of a dress. WHO WANTS TO HELP ME PEE?

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Um...*looks frantically around for Alex* ISN'T THAT THE MOH'S JOB!!!!???

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It is, but she isn't here yet. If she misses my wedding, I am going to be pissed. AND I STILL HAVE TO PEE!!!

[ - ] charlesl33Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll help you pee!!!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OH good! I put them in there while you were sleeping. I thought it would be romantic.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sounds like peter griffin* You bastard.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

School in an hour and forty minutes. D:

[ - ] charlesl33Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

If it's needless to say, DON'T SAY IT!

[ - ] sydthesoupmasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lame.

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