MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 22Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I kind of like this one.

[ - ] MobileGood: 9Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I do too. It's nice to get a good post after a long wait, for a change. Wait... scratch "after a long wait" out.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Agreed, anyone could do this any-day. Not "OMG today I saw ppl dressed lyk marshmallows. BEST. DAY. EVER." Or something as asinine and un-average.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So I hear you're getting married. Good for you!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yup, to antihero. Thanks! You're invited of course.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Am I invited? :'(

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

EVERYONE'S INVITED!

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YAY! :D

[ - ] NinaJaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I will gift you a birdhouse.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've always wanted one of those.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But I don't have a date.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not necessary. The MoH can provide you with one from her purse.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is there anything that woman doesn't have in there?

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm still confused. Are you getting married on MLIA? Is that possible?

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know I'm the minister, but I can be your date.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, IKAZWMRG. It's an MLIA E-wedding.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well that's a relief. I didn't wanna go stag or with a stranger. So long as we dance and you compliment my outfit :]

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But how's that work? By the way, can you call me IKAZ. :3?

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't have a date, either.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can do that. So long as I still have permission to stare at your not-face.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, Mobile is the minister, so he will run the show. When my husband to be shows up, we will exchange vows, and then he will *kiss the bride* Then we will be e-married. The end.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't have a date. :( I feel fat. D:

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be sure to wear something low cut then. Since you're a minister all you could do it stare :P.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's immoral. Ministers can't look at girls and imagine sexual things. The lord does not permit it. Or whatever.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ministers can do more than stare. They're allowed. They just tend not to.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, plenty of people are coming, find yourself a date. I have enough to worry about right now.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well they can't fuck. And isn't that really what all this date crap is about anyway?

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

When is the wedding taking place? I have to know, or I won't be able to ask anybody to be my date...

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... Fuck I'm hardly even a minister. I just have the ability to sign marriage certificates and read out of the Bible.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hugs Mobs* It's alright... You're still important.. :)

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree, it's nice to read one not full of cliches.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 15Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You mother fucking rebel you.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think your comment is the best.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*bows*

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*applauds*

[ - ] dand223Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stands up and applauds*

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

awesome!

[ - ] SubparGood: 1Bad: 271 year, 11 months ago

Disappointed this one made it through. My "no" obviously wasn't in the majority of the votes.

[ - ] SubparGood: 1Bad: 241 year, 11 months ago

Also I don't find this one bad, I just wanted my no to make a difference. lol

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're getting badded...Like hell. :3

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yesterday, I designed the breakfast food of hell.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Really? What is it?

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm going to hell with all the zombies I killed with my Ray gun anyway.

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

are they good zombies or bad zombies?

[ - ] dand223Good: 0Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

are they good zombies or bad zombies?

[ - ] dand223Good: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

lol accidently posted twice instead of once

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Honey Nut Soulios, because normal food turns to ashes and demons can only eat souls. Instead of Nutrition Facts it has Damnation Facts, and the slogan is "Be crappy, be helly!"

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 7Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Could it be? A post that resembles something actually average?!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 16Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This is as average as we get now a days. I'll take it.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This is the 1st half - decent story in ages...

[ - ] DarthNANAMEGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm gonna try that sometimes.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Does you name stand for "DarthNotApplicableName?"

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Man it's so much nicer to be sitting on the couch with a laptop than at work with a headache...

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't have anything to wear to the wedding :/

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alex is getting the dresses. When she gets back she will give you one.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There's actually two solutions to this. Get something to wear, OR don't wear anything. However, the second option is not appropriate for a wedding.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Today, I did not eat waffles or pancakes. MLIJealous.

[ - ] dand223Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

wait, is there an international house of waffles with pancakes on the menu?

[ - ] DarthNANAMEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope so.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Wait, isn't the Shift key party of a keyboard?

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

gasp. you lie

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Excuse me for a moment. -- YYYYYAAAAHHHOOOO! WHEEEE! HAPPY DAY, HAPPY DAY! AVERAGENESS! WWWWAAAAHHHHOOOOO!! -- Thank you. I will be quiet now.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Happy about the average?

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whenever I go to IHOP I'm tempted to hop to my table. But don't because I'd feel silly. And my boobs would bounce around.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your boobs would bounce around, Andy?

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your boobs would bounce around?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yup. I'm quite fat.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ah. Me to, man. Me to.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ponders for a moment* you seem to like your boobs ,as you mention them quite a bit. I have boobs too.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You say this like her mentioning her bouncing boobs is a bad thing.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Boobs are never a bad thing...well, in very rare circumstances yes. But usually not.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Man boobs are always a bad thing.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*moobs

[ - ] MLIStrangeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Moobs.

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shudders* Eewwww....

[ - ] cobaedaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Very true...

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As do I.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have boobs too. They belong to antihero.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good for you. Tits are awesome.

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, yes they are.

[ - ] sallycinnamonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YLIA.

[ - ] GeijutsuWaBakuhatsuDaKATSUGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Basks in the average*

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This reminds me that I made my friends google blue waffel yesterday. Haha, my friend Billy was horrified.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope my vagina never ever looks like that.

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What you say makes me curious, and apprehensive.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What happens when you google that? I've heard people mention it, but I don't have the courage to try it..

[ - ] MobileGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... No. Don't.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I-.. I don't plan on it..

[ - ] mlialover8DGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

its gross. but my bio teacher said its fake..lmao

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, the first post I read on mylifeisaverage.com was this one. I smiled a little. MLIA

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Glad this one was your first, instead of the ones posted by complete and total morons.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*puts on wedding dress, waits for groom to arrive*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is starting to get nervous, doesn't want to be left at the altar*

[ - ] cedricdiggorylivesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-randomly appears at the bottom of the comments- Cedz has arrived!

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cedderz!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

CEDDY! <3

[ - ] slammusaranGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Average. This is the first average post in a long time.

[ - ] drgreghouseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

or IHOP...

[ - ] runblondyrunGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

good job! An average story on my life is average. Thank god

[ - ] m0nstersarecuteGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

this is probably one of the most average posts i have seen in a while.

[ - ] MausGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's so... average. *hits average*

[ - ] charlesl33Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow, finally an AVERAGE MLIA...

[ - ] clamhappyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OH YOU REBEL.

[ - ] Selena_CheeseGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

OHMIGOSH OP!! Guess what?!?! I went to America one time, and DIDN'T go to McDonald's!!!! :O Isn't that crazy!?

[ - ] whyhellothere17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Regular, or Belgian?

[ - ] lilfig16Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

too bad IHOP doesn't sell pancakes..... so yeah, everyone whose like "this is the most average post i have seen in a while.." yeah, waffle house doesn't sell pancakes and IHOP doesn't sell waffles.

[ - ] babyzaza506243Good: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

you people don't know the meaning of MLIA. go away. these kinds of posts are just absolutely stupid. omg. i ordered waffles. holy shit. i do that about three times a month... i want to laugh. if you're looking for things that will not make you laugh, you can go to FML. you should be happy there.

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