Today, I went to the International House of Pancakes, and ordered waffles. MLIA
I kind of like this one.
I do too. It's nice to get a good post after a long wait, for a change. Wait... scratch "after a long wait" out.
Agreed, anyone could do this any-day. Not "OMG today I saw ppl dressed lyk marshmallows. BEST. DAY. EVER." Or something as asinine and un-average.
So I hear you're getting married. Good for you!
Yup, to antihero. Thanks! You're invited of course.
Am I invited? :'(
EVERYONE'S INVITED!
YAY! :D
I will gift you a birdhouse.
I've always wanted one of those.
But I don't have a date.
Not necessary. The MoH can provide you with one from her purse.
Is there anything that woman doesn't have in there?
I'm still confused. Are you getting married on MLIA? Is that possible?
I know I'm the minister, but I can be your date.
Yes, IKAZWMRG. It's an MLIA E-wedding.
Well that's a relief. I didn't wanna go stag or with a stranger. So long as we dance and you compliment my outfit :]
But how's that work? By the way, can you call me IKAZ. :3?
I don't have a date, either.
I can do that. So long as I still have permission to stare at your not-face.
Well, Mobile is the minister, so he will run the show. When my husband to be shows up, we will exchange vows, and then he will *kiss the bride* Then we will be e-married. The end.
I don't have a date. :( I feel fat. D:
I'll be sure to wear something low cut then. Since you're a minister all you could do it stare :P.
That's immoral. Ministers can't look at girls and imagine sexual things. The lord does not permit it. Or whatever.
Ministers can do more than stare. They're allowed. They just tend not to.
Well, plenty of people are coming, find yourself a date. I have enough to worry about right now.
Well they can't fuck. And isn't that really what all this date crap is about anyway?
When is the wedding taking place? I have to know, or I won't be able to ask anybody to be my date...
... Fuck I'm hardly even a minister. I just have the ability to sign marriage certificates and read out of the Bible.
*hugs Mobs* It's alright... You're still important.. :)
I agree, it's nice to read one not full of cliches.
You mother fucking rebel you.
I think your comment is the best.
*bows*
*applauds*
*stands up and applauds*
awesome!
You're getting badded...Like hell. :3
Yesterday, I designed the breakfast food of hell.
Really? What is it?
I'm going to hell with all the zombies I killed with my Ray gun anyway.
are they good zombies or bad zombies?
lol accidently posted twice instead of once
Honey Nut Soulios, because normal food turns to ashes and demons can only eat souls. Instead of Nutrition Facts it has Damnation Facts, and the slogan is "Be crappy, be helly!"
Could it be? A post that resembles something actually average?!
This is as average as we get now a days. I'll take it.
This is the 1st half - decent story in ages...
I'm gonna try that sometimes.
Does you name stand for "DarthNotApplicableName?"
Man it's so much nicer to be sitting on the couch with a laptop than at work with a headache...
I don't have anything to wear to the wedding :/
Alex is getting the dresses. When she gets back she will give you one.
There's actually two solutions to this. Get something to wear, OR don't wear anything. However, the second option is not appropriate for a wedding.
Today, I did not eat waffles or pancakes. MLIJealous.
wait, is there an international house of waffles with pancakes on the menu?
I hope so.
Wait, isn't the Shift key party of a keyboard?
gasp. you lie
Excuse me for a moment. -- YYYYYAAAAHHHOOOO! WHEEEE! HAPPY DAY, HAPPY DAY! AVERAGENESS! WWWWAAAAHHHHOOOOO!! -- Thank you. I will be quiet now.
Happy about the average?
Whenever I go to IHOP I'm tempted to hop to my table. But don't because I'd feel silly. And my boobs would bounce around.
Same here.
Your boobs would bounce around, Andy?
Your boobs would bounce around?
Yup. I'm quite fat.
Ah. Me to, man. Me to.
*ponders for a moment* you seem to like your boobs ,as you mention them quite a bit. I have boobs too.
You say this like her mentioning her bouncing boobs is a bad thing.
Boobs are never a bad thing...well, in very rare circumstances yes. But usually not.
Man boobs are always a bad thing.
*moobs
Moobs.
*shudders* Eewwww....
Very true...
As do I.
I have boobs too. They belong to antihero.
Good for you. Tits are awesome.
Yes, yes they are.
YLIA.
*Basks in the average*
This reminds me that I made my friends google blue waffel yesterday. Haha, my friend Billy was horrified.
I hope my vagina never ever looks like that.
What you say makes me curious, and apprehensive.
What happens when you google that? I've heard people mention it, but I don't have the courage to try it..
... No. Don't.
I-.. I don't plan on it..
its gross. but my bio teacher said its fake..lmao
Today, the first post I read on mylifeisaverage.com was this one. I smiled a little. MLIA
Glad this one was your first, instead of the ones posted by complete and total morons.
*puts on wedding dress, waits for groom to arrive*
*is starting to get nervous, doesn't want to be left at the altar*
-randomly appears at the bottom of the comments- Cedz has arrived!
Cedderz!
CEDDY! <3
Average. This is the first average post in a long time.
or IHOP...
good job! An average story on my life is average. Thank god
this is probably one of the most average posts i have seen in a while.
It's so... average. *hits average*
Wow, finally an AVERAGE MLIA...
OH YOU REBEL.
OHMIGOSH OP!! Guess what?!?! I went to America one time, and DIDN'T go to McDonald's!!!! :O Isn't that crazy!?
Regular, or Belgian?
too bad IHOP doesn't sell pancakes..... so yeah, everyone whose like "this is the most average post i have seen in a while.." yeah, waffle house doesn't sell pancakes and IHOP doesn't sell waffles.
you people don't know the meaning of MLIA. go away. these kinds of posts are just absolutely stupid. omg. i ordered waffles. holy shit. i do that about three times a month... i want to laugh. if you're looking for things that will not make you laugh, you can go to FML. you should be happy there.
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