MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 24Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I hate you.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 12Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Dammit, you got there before me.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*evil grin* Mwahahaha. I <3 you, though, Notty. :)

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

As I <3 you ;)

[ - ] CatgrenadeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, we all do.

[ - ] TheAntiChristGood: 24Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

No, it will be the most stupid and childish party ever.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 12Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Gray walls. Boring font. Orange links. Impressive.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AVERAGE font :P

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

The average font has zero excitement. No excitement = boring. It's easy to twist facts and prove things scientifically.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Psshht. *walks away*

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You didn't actually "walk" away. Though, you might be ignoring me now.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rolls eyes* Pedantic fool :P

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I had to look up what that word means.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Emphasis on 'fool' xD

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah. No disagreement.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 22Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

THERE IS NOTHING AVERAGE ABOUT THAT. YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO RAPE MY SHIFT KEY. NO, NOT MY CAPS LOCK, BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY FOR IT.

[ - ] YouAreAnItch642Good: 11Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Sounds like a lame party.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 16Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No! No! No! *beats fist on keyboard* If it's an AVERAGE party, then it most likely WOULDN'T be a costume party! It would have a buffet and party games! *breaks down*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did you see the post about the elbow-licking?

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gasp* No! Link, pretty please? <3

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/736124 I commented at the bottom.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awh, somebody might have got the idea for that after observing our greetings. I hope not though. I'd hate to think we caused an unaverage MLIA.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

D: I should hope not!

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 11Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Average parties include beer, sluts, and food. Not that stupid shit. Go away.

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll bring the food.

[ - ] YouAreAnItch642Good: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'll bring the sluts.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll bring myself. Wait.. Ummm.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There are at least 3 girls that aren't sluts. You be one & I'll be one.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is the third*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm not a slut? That's seriously the first time I've heard that!

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If I'm not a slut then you're not a slut (:

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awww, thanks (:

[ - ] ms_fred_weasleyGood: 11Bad: 191 year, 11 months ago

i like the idea of the real hannah montana with a knife stuck through her head. MWAHAHAHA

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

What the fuck is this shit?

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No. You don't.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Capitalization. You and the OP both should learn to use it.

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, but *HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILER* Fred died. George is available, though incomplete.

[ - ] Text_on_the_screenGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fred can't die! Curse you J. K. Rowling!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My friend told me George got with someone... That might have been fanfic, though.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... Yes. Yes it was.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It could easily have ben based on something, though. JK Rowling can draw up family trees of any given character in under 30 seconds, including future generations.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

One earred guys are sexy.

[ - ] ms_fred_weasleyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

i already know that, i've read all of the books 3 times and seen all of the movies multiple times, thank you very much

[ - ] ms_fred_weasleyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 7 months ago

i already know that, i've read all of the books 3 times and seen all of the movies multiple times, thank you very much

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. No no no no...

[ - ] MobileGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aren't you forgetting everyone's grandma? The cool old people are cliche, too. You're also missing: Ninja Turtles, Google, Harry Potter, Twilight sucking, and high-fiving.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I knew I choose the right party.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And awesome teachers! Don't forget them!

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Best. Party. Ever? I think so.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I proceeded to love this party.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I saw google beer bong a 40 of beer in one go before. Google knows how to get down.

[ - ] NeminiGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I typed "party" into Google and Yahoo. Yahoo gave me "Partyware", Google gave me "UK Independence Party". You win again, Google.

[ - ] Moonshadow_DarkGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't read* Hey look, a bunny!!!!

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like the bunny better then I like this post.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Can I pet it?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, but you have to catch it first.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is too lazy and thinks she would look stupid for chasing a bunny*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Darn it...

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ha, you can't trick me into looking stupid! ...well, you can, but not with a bunny.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But it's cute and fuzzy!!!

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is tempted* It is very fuzzy...

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, yes it is. Look at it's wittle face :D

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awwww...*chases bunny* *catches and holds it* Look at this freakin cute thing. *cuddles bunny*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YES! I win.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damnit!!! But at least I get a bunny. *triumphantly walks away with Bunbun* (I caught, I name it).

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

WARNING, The comment you are about to read is dickish: I kinda thing it'd be funny if a troll showed up during the wedding later.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

think*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ponders* I agree.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow, that is very dickish!!! But I laughed, and I godded.

[ - ] MobileGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That wasn't dickish at all. It was a thought.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm also kinda tired of reading about it. (Feel free to call my a hypocrite on this one)

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*laughs and goods* I concur. It'd be like the weird cousin who no one likes but who insists on showing up at family events anyway.

[ - ] killercxntpuntGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wedding?

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Apparently, we are marrying KG off to antihero at 2:00 CST this afternoon.

[ - ] ramroumGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

hey can i come to the party :D plzzzzzzzz

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hey can you learn to use capitalization?!? Plzzzzzzz

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You'd fit right in, no mistake.

[ - ] ramroumGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

hey can i come to the party :D plzzzzzzzz

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Double your hatred, double the fun, with all new Double N00b Gum!

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tries n00b gum* Erck, it's disgusting! I have bad missing apostrophes between my teeth. *rinses mouth with glass of water*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bad missing apostrophes? Scratch out the 'bad'.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points* I think you have an "i" stuck in your front teeth...

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gasps and clasps hands over mouth* How very embarrassing. Excuse me.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And here, on the left, you'll see our first example of a typical n00b. Take note of the lack of capitalisation, apparent hatred of correct spelling, and - the horror - a double post. Feel free to gasp, ladies and gentleman, this is truly horrible behaviour.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gasps*

[ - ] beatlesgirl94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Please note - the double post happens to everyone at some point, n00b or no n00b. It is more likely to be evidence of a n00b, though.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I somehow managed a sextuple post the other night. I was vewwy vewwy tired. All six of them got gooded. It was amusing.

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm impressed. The only other person I've ever seen sextuple post was Toyds.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*knocks on wood* I have never double posted.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

abc 123

[ - ] Average-UserGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's not very average.

[ - ] KlingonGal8489Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You forgot Harry Potter, Cedric Diggory, and Edward Cullen with a knife stuck through his head!

[ - ] YouStupidGeniusGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He/She/It also forgot dinosaurs, boyfriends, old people, Google, clapping and the "best. _____. ever."

[ - ] xSimoneGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You should wear your everyday clothes to make it a REAL average party.

[ - ] dragonslayer1907Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Am I invited?

[ - ] UkuleleplayingGiraffeGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SPOILER ALERT: In Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Harry gets eaten by a lemon dragon, hermoine hides under a chair with a pinecone in the desert, and Ron eats a watermelon wearing a paper hat. I'm just kidding...The watermelon wasn't wearing a paper hat.

[ - ] deliax713Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dont forget to add in a banana and a gorilla chasing it...

[ - ] SomebodyamazingGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm so freakin' tired of all these mlias with hannah Montana and snuggies. And it wouldn't be a party without mr. Narwhal

[ - ] morty_anielewiczGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't think that it would be awesome. It would be AVERAGE!

[ - ] xXHalcyonAngelXxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Excuse me. Where is Harry Potter?

[ - ] xXHalcyonAngelXxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And Waldo?

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