Do that again and I will enter your room while you are sleeping, rip your gullet from your scrawny neck and hang you by it. Then I'm going to beat you like a pinata.
I get to take a half day at work today, because all of my bosses are gone, and if I have to stay here with this headache, I will flip out and kill people with my shoe.
Get away from the screen, drink a lot of water, and lie down in a dark room and shut your eyes for a few minutes! Just relax. That usually helps with a headache.
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NEVER!!! I'm saving that for the reception. I have important things to do. Pictures are soon, the caterers will be here momentarily, and the mother in law is being a total bitch....
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Today, as well as the last few days, the snow has been melting in front of my new home. There was a Jesus stature buried under the snow that I didn't know about. I'm not Catholic, however I don't want to throw him away. I think instead I'm going to hide him in my house and force my friends to play "Find Jesus." MLIA (Please, if you're going to tell me about how this offended you, or start a religious debate, go fuck yourself)
That should actually be a St. Joseph statue. If you are having difficulty selling your house, you bury him upside down in the back yard and your house will sell. Not sure how long the house was on the market so it's hard to tell if it worked.
The majority of soaps refuse to call themselves soaps. They're "beauty bars" and other weird shiznit. My economics instructor pointed it out to us years ago.
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