MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

A few months ago my Dad and I were touring Duke University when we passed under an arch and saw some college guy standing in the shadowy corner. My Dad was confused. I told him that the guy was probably going to jump out and scare someone. A few seconds later, almost on cue, I heard a "Boo!" and some other guy scream. I felt like I predicted the future. MLIA.

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[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 7Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

This sounds made up. Plus, it was lame. I said no to it without reading it. How's that for predicting the future, OP?

[ - ] cpawxGood: 4Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Apparently bad, because it made it on.

[ - ] hinkageGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

That's one future you can predict, but can't change.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

A few months ago, I was at Duke. I wasn't smart enough to enter. MLIDurrrrrrrr

[ - ] YouNeverShutUpGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't read novel* Binga bonga.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I didn't read it. Summary?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

'I make up stories that suck and get posted. MLIA'

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well, that is average, because it happens ALL THE TIME.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'll make that into an MLIA. Hold on a moment.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Here: http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1820034

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I "averaged" it.

[ - ] This_Is_Not_My_Actual_NameGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Averaged.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*clicks average*

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Averaged! Several times.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*averages*

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

He saw some guy standing around who started to hit on another guy. That pretty much sums it up.

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The parameters of MLIA consists of average one liners,not people telling stupid fake stories about predicting the future. Anyways, mornin' everyone *munches on granola and milk*.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*drinks coffee* How's life?

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Life is alright, getting ready for school. Your self?

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's okay. I'm in school.

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Right on, if you don't mind what grade? (or College/University)

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

9th.

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cool Beans. I'm in grade 12.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

At least it didn't end with some form of "Guess which college I chose!"

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed. Thank you sir.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OP is not getting into Duke. *is a psychic*

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I actually am a psychic. It's sweet.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ignores comment, listens to music instead*

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What music?

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The taco song.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you going to be the best man today or what?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whooooo are you marrying? So many MLIA marriages lately!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

antihero. I love him :)

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have no idea who that is. Haha.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He isn't around until the afternoon usually.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ah ha, opposite of me. Well, good luck!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks, dear!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KG How's 2 work?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We can make that happen.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

PHEW! I can be there then.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He. I'm getting him ready don't worry. You just go to the spa. *opens up purse* *observes andy*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That depends. I am a Captain so I can either be BM or I can marry you two.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're the Best man. *observes tux* It doesn't fit right. Hm.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, if Mobile is here, he was going to do the honors, but if he doesn't show, you can be BM and Minister.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We have a minister already. And Mobs will probably do it.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A few months ago my Dad and I were touring Duke University. MLIA

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I <3 Duke. On my short list for potential (or ideal) grad schools, it's number one.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mine is Harvard then second is Brown u.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mine's also Harvard. Second is Princeton.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, Harvard would be nice, too, but Duke is a teensy bit more realistic. I'm seriously considering retaking the LSAT (which I already did well on) just so I can get into Duke Law.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cough* Penn State *cough*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

University of Pennsilvania is 3rd for me.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Pennsylvania.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ew, UP sucks. Pennsylvania State University is where it's at.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's an Ivy league. I have to go to Ivy league.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's dirty. Very dirty.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes but I don't have a choice other than Ivy league. I have a deal with my parents.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You poor child. [!] I went to a state school. But I'll graduate in May with two degrees, neither of which I had to pay for. MLIScholarships

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Either I go to Ivy league and get my independence or they FOLLOW ME AROUND UNTIL I GET MARRIED.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Weeds.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Penn State, Harvard, and Princeton would all be vewwy vewwy nice, if only they would move the campuses a little farther south (like to North Carolina) so that Sam wouldn't freeze to death.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I work at PSU that's why I advertise it so hardcore.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, cool. What do you do?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm part of what's called the Applied Research Laboratory. Mechanical Drafting/Design mostly.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Huh. Fun... *is a humanities geek*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well anyway, you should come to PSU.

[ - ] SwissKiss95Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

sammeeee I LOVE Duke its amazing its one of those universities where people actually go places ND it focusses on both sports nd academics hahahaha OBSESSED

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I bet you feel sooo good about yourself, OP.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did your keyboard have a seizure? What's up, hon?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My head hurts so fucking bad. I have never had a migrane before, but I think this might be what it's like.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

2 ibuprofen, 2 Tylenol. I've had them, and that actually helps. Ice packs help, too.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I took 2 ibuprofin. I don't have any tylenol. I have been drinking ice water, but this has been going on for like 10 hours.....

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

1 Vicoden- knocks you out cold.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It doesn't knock me out cold, I have had PLENTY of them. And I would kill for one right now, but I don't know where to get one....

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

..."Some of you are being very rude right now." Lawlz xD

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who said that?!

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My idiot teacher. Well, she's a substitute. Currently, we are throwing potato chips at her.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NOT NICE!

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Our student teacher in math class. Our nickname for her is Hannah Mantana.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Montana*

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NO, Mantana, Cause he/she looks like a guy.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hannah Santana.

[ - ] AshleyStalworthGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Dook sucks, MLIA wasn't great, but I do feel honored that it occured so close to where I live.

[ - ] Terp13Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

duck fuke

[ - ] averagejosieGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

DUKE = PUKE

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