MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today I was taking a quiz in English class. I then randomly wrote a note to the girl next to me saying that in five minutes a guy who was absent today would walk through the door. Five minutes later when he did, her face was priceless. Little did she know that I could see him walking to class through the window. MLIA

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[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, I was in English class. MLIA

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Today, I wasn't in English class, because I'm studying engineering, and we don't have to deal with that literary stuff. MLIEquationsAndProgramming

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, I am on MLIA instead of working during English class. MLIA

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] TheAmeansAVERAGEGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

YLIAwesome

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope you failed for passing notes during a test.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, I drugged the girl in my English class. I chained her naked in my basement. The look on her face was priceless. Little does she know I'm going to eat her. MLIA

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Need some ketchup to go with that?

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You want fries with that?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Can I have curly fries?

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yes, you can. That'll be $0.99, please.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*pays* Hey, thanks.

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're welcome. Come again!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

ANDY I NEED YOUR HELP.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I have a pipe wrench. Lets do this.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

NO! Mr. Best Man. *hands tux* Try that on.

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

....Do what?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*winks* Don't worry about it.

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

.__. *pulls shirt up*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*confused*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*confused as well* I need some food and sleep...

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Try on the tux!

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

O.o *puts tux on* What is this for?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm already wearing it. I'd rather wear my pirate outfit though. *offers that_girl a blow up mattress and some bacon*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Not you ANDY! BAH! He's the best man. I need everything to be amazing.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*observes Andy*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*debates running off with tux and becoming a stripper*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

O.o *strips tux off* It was to big anyways... *lays down on mattress and passes out*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*realizes I don't have a place to lay* Oh well. *eats chips*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*wakes up and points towards a pole* That on is clean ;] haha

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You only gave me a twin bed.. or i'd share

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No it's ok. I'll just stand.

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

:[ Now I feel bad for takeing your bed.. *rolls off and lays on the floor* there you go :]

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

There would be enough room if we cuddled.........

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Possibly...

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*takes mattress and runs to new post*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Shut up. *Taps fingers on desk* Next, please.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh dear, I thought it said "when he died, her face was priceless."

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Those blank, staring eyes simply cannot be bought. Unless you like, cut them out and sell them.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

"Her face did not cost money."

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is me hating life. ._.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KG! <33

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Alex! <333

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Wedding planning to do!!!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I hope my headache goes away before the wedding today.

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh my FG congratulations sir!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm a chick.

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I didn't respond to you haha. That was for Ihatemyusername.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, She's a chick too. And I 'm the one getting married, so you should be congratulating me.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm the Maid of Honor. KG. What theme should it be?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't know what you mean. It's wedding-themed.

[ - ] teddytalksGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Can I come?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You may. Just show up at 1:30-ish CST today.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Like do you want a special theme? MLIA? Star wars? something like that.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

1:30 O.O I don't think I'll be here O.O

[ - ] teddytalksGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I will have to skip math class to attend. *shrugs* oh well.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

WTF ALEX?! YOU HAVE TO BE HERE!!! No theme. Just a traditional wedding. Decorate however you want.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Wait what time would that be central time zone?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

CST is central time zone, so it would be 1:30-ish.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

BAH. Can't it be at 12:00. O.O or 12:30.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nope, my husband to be doesn't get home from class util 1:30-ish, so he wont be here.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

What about 2? I can be there then.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That would probably work.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

jasfoidjf;asndf;ahfgoihawsertna;sdfgaosdfghkg;asng;awengagihawoethaksnv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Sorry. I'm just really not wanting to be at work for another half hour.

[ - ] shikarixxxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

this is the worst -non cliche- post i have read :(

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Rule 1. Capitalization, Grammar, and Punctuation.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

8.5

[ - ] twitchy_fingersGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I like your username and post content.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I like your fingers and their ability to type.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haven't seen you in a while.

[ - ] Rousis14Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I disagree, seeing as it's not exactly Cliche, its just not average.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'd say that anything involving faces being priceless is fairly cliche.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hold up, Lolz- Is it evening for you right now?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, it's morning right now. Sorry for not specifying on the other post. >.<

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's morning for me as well. However I find that around this time and if I ever happen to get on during the day.. There are WAAAY more n00bs than at night. Maybe because I'm never on during the day really and I know very few of those folks.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't get on much at night because last time I went on regularly in the evening, there was way more spam and stuff. So I kinda gave up.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm not sure how to respond to this ... the grammar isn't atrocious, the story isn't a cliche... but it's still very unaverage.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*hugs*

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*holds Andy for an awkwardly long hug*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm totally OK with this. *embraces*

[ - ] NekoChan13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Scandalous.