MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Yesterday, I was cleaning with a bottle of windex, when my dad suddenly opened the door. Reflexively, I aimed the nozzle at him like a gun. Turns out he had a drill gun pointed at me. MLIA

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[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's not funny. That's scary.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Then you had sex?

[ - ] idkanameGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Than you had sex with the dad.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Too many bad posts.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Always.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Shakes head *

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*shakes what her mama gave her*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh snap!

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And by that, I mean homemade cookies. I love care packages :)

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shakes what she was born with*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I Would have pissed my pants...

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm currently pissing my pants.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's.. Totally awesome!

[ - ] idkanameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You would.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Will you piss mine too, please?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gives waffledragon a golden shower*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*lathers, rinses, repeats*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

.........

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Just plain wrong! *All sorts of grossed out*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You need this to? *offers a barf bag*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Well then.... GOD I'M BORED!! I have to sit in a room till 11 Because I was late and can't get into the damn ACT room *hits head on desk*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*offers cookie*

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:O Thank you!! I'm so hungry.. *eats*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:( So glad my ACT days are over...

[ - ] that_girlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

>:P lucky... I've been here since 7:43am... the class started at 7:40.... >:P

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That stinks. Although, I'd much rather be commenting on MLIA than taking a silly test.

[ - ] idkanameGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*moonwalks*

[ - ] ToastRoastGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hehehhe, nozzles....hehehe

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