MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I was in class, and I felt like the guy I sit next to was staring at me. Being a little shy, that made me nervous, and I thought he was reading my mind. I didnt want him to hear my thoughts, so i meantally screamed as loud as i could. I looked over at him and he was cringing. I asked him if he heard my mental scream, and if he was a mind reader. He then replied,"No, you just had an odd look on your face, so i decided to go along with it, MLIA? We have a date Saturday. MLIA

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[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Cool.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gross.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh my god, not this again!

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Unfortunately.

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cringes*

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AGH! You're acting like the OP! Stop at once, fool! You will be sucked into the vortex of Originalposteratiotron!

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oops, I forgot the [!]. That was meant sarcastically.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Observations: 1) Paranoid 2) Screaming voices in head. 3) Made-up man candy. Conclusion: Schizo-fucking-frenic. Get some help, kid.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Fartsniff Prostituteassassin.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I dun get it :/

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Me neither. Ah well...

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

How did you know my band's name?!

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I are psychic and stuff.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ah ha.. I see. *Looks left, then right* Tell me something else using your psychic abilities. Wow me.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

There is a pie floating in Connecticut up in the sky made of chickens.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*wants to move to Connecticut*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Intense.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Meantally? SHUT UP, OP. God, I am sick of these submissions. *Stomps on post*

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That was too long for me to read, but I saw "...date on Saturday" so I'll assume the post was retarded and not worth my time.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Most definitely not worth anyone's time. I'm glad it was pre-meh'd.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My roommate is pre-med. Buh dum chh.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aaahaha Buh dum chh.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah! I giggled when I typed that.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

AFTERMATH OF POST: At last, I finally went on the date with the guy I like. He took me out in his car and parked along side the road. He forcefully took off my jeans and had sex with me. Now I'm pregnant with his child. He left the country. MLIA

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nice.

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Not very nice.

[ - ] superpantsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

this is so fake! what is happening to this site??? *curls up into ball and cries*

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