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Today, I couldn't find any insect spray so I used Air-Re-freshener on the ants which were invading my living room. Now my living room smells like a field of lavenders and the ants are dead. MLIA

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[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

They will turn into zombies soon.

[ - ] highstaminaftwGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Air-Re-freshener...?"

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"For when your air just is-nt re-fresh-ed e-nough"

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Add-ing hy-phen-s is some-what nec-ess-ary to th-e O-P.

[ - ] that_girlGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Dx That gets so annoying to read!! *Shoots OP* O.O

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Air-re-freshener? Don't worry.. The ants are just playing dead, OP. Until you go to sleep. Then they are going to kill you with air-re-fresh-en-er. And eat you.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*laughs evilly*

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

**Grins evilly**

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Joins*

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So who we killin' today?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, since the ants will take care of this OP.. We will wait for the next one.. Muahaha.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sounds good to me.

[ - ] that_girlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

May I help with the killing spree? I'm so bloody bored!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You may!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You may!

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 9Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnnt... *to the tune of Pink Panther*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lololol.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aaaahaha!!!!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope they're carpenter ants and your house is now going to collapse.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Or the ants like in Indiana Jones. *thinks about it dreamily*

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP, are you mentally handicapped? Nevermind, I can answer that myself.

[ - ] Laina1312Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Garlic gets rid of ants. Then your house smells like pizza. :)

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, then your house smells like garlic.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Keeps away real vampires. Sadly not those stupid, sparkly, stalker ones.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm Edward! I'm a gay 100 year virgin old man that resembles a fairy, and I spend my free time stalking little children in their sleep!

[ - ] Laina1312Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You lot spend more time thinking about Twilight than Twilight fangirls do.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ooh burnnnnnnn

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why would you want to keep real vampires away?

[ - ] panophobia47Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Windex also works. FYI.

[ - ] panophobia47Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Windex also works. FYI.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Actor Corey Haim -- best known for 80s films including License to Drive and the Lost Boys -- has died at the age of 38. Los Angeles Police Department confirmed the actor's death to TV station KTLA. According to police, Haim, who had past substance-abuse problems, died at 3:30 a.m. Wednesday of an accidental overdose.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Wait what?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just found it on Yahoo. While checking my mail.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*has no idea who that is*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Before your time?

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, I'm 17.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ah, welp. Yet another actor who has overdosed. Tsk tsk.

[ - ] cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Its terrible. I'm still sad about Heath Ledger.

[ - ] EngineeringGirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Kid from lost boys.

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ignores post and falls asleep*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pokes*

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pokes asdfghklgirl with a stick*

[ - ] waffledragonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Way to one-up me, dude.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, when the page refreshed after my comment I saw yours. xD

[ - ] asdfghjklgirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wakes up and realizes it's time for the next class* Swim class. See you at 10!

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Anyone wanna join my army of ninjaa?

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*prod prod* Is it dead, Mommy?

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't know honey, try kicking it.

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*whacks with electric iron prd studded metal boot* Hmmm... dunno.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Try again.

[ - ] that_girlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

O.O *slowly backs away* Umm....

[ - ] kellysa111Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone should be cleaning their living room instead of posting MLIAs.

[ - ] EngineeringGirlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cinnamon works too. just put a line of it down where they enter, and the ants are deterred.

[ - ] bramosaurusGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

In your room / the lavenders grow / between the dead ants / row on row

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