MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 3Bad: 81 year, 11 months ago

FIRSSTTTTT!!!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING LITTLE BUTCH BITCH COCK LOVING FUCK HEAD! D:<

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

I HAD 2 DO IT 1 MORE TIME B4 I GO TO WORK

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

NO YOU DIDN'T D:< GO DIE IN A HOLE!

[ - ] theycaIImebobGood: 2Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

ARENT CAPS LOCK GR8

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

GO DIE! NOW!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought you left hun?

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Mass is modernizing..? More? Cool.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Screw you. >:D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No screwing shall be done on here please.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dammit. *puts away screwdriver*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So me and TVG have to go on a different site? *sigh* ;3

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Clears throat* (Sorry Optimist.) Did they die?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We needed that.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

EDIT: I watched as one particular woman punched my face. MLIHurting.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ahem* IS ANYONE HERE GOOD WITH ADVICE!?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points to MSN below* I may be able to help... MAYBE.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, you is helping. :3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Glad to hear :]

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Umm, kind of.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Depends on the advice.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Uhh.. *whispers* It's about a guy.. That I like.. A lot.. o.o

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ohhhhhh. Okay. What's the issue?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Weeeeeeeeeeell.. It's a long story. *ding* Best. Idea. Ever. I can e-mail you.. Or you e-mail me.. TheUnfortunateFlower@gmail.com ...

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okay. HanKirkCaptainSolo@gmail.com

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LotR fucks Star Trek upside down!

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Go fuck Gandalf, then.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He dumped me for Lurtz. :/

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't care.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You know I'm messing around, right? :o

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't mess around with my feelings for Star Trek and/or Star Wars. *makes squinty eyes* They will ALWAYS pwn.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If it makes you feel better....me and Yoda went at it behind a bush.

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yoda?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHHAA.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

His green little..uhmm...just turns meh on. :D

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've been told I give good advice.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

To xfuckx - I'm almost 15. xD

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

To Sauronisjufaneye - That is awesome. :] <3

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is not, but you are! :(

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AWW and it is :] I wish I could go back to then, good times <3 now.. turn that frown upside down love :}

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you're Arwen then I'm Aragorn. <3 :D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*googles both* AWW! hehe <3<3

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't tell me you haven't at least watched the movies?! D:

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have! all of them, and I even liked them O.O

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay! *hugs* <3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*huggles* hehe <3

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HTD alert.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Horny traffic dog? :O

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Read horney so I'm back into this convo.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lol, aren't you the cutest thing ever? xD

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm almost fifteen as well! In like, five months.. o.o

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

In August? :)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fer sure, homie G. <3

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought you were older. :D

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eh, most people think I'm around 17-18 when they first meet me..

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Tuffy you are married! stop flirting!! *twirls hair* Hey there SIJAE ;)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can flirt all I want!

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi there. xD

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WOAH. I thought you were older than me! I'm older than you by 3 months. :D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't make me get vinneh on here...

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O: TVG, you is old! xD <3

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SHIT. NO! I'm older than you by a year and 3 months.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

SERIOUSLY!? I MARRIED SOMEONE WHO IS ANCIENT!? Oh dear God..

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

HAHA! Ancient? *Cries*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey now! If you think a year and three months older is ancient.. Then I don't even know what I'd be.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Vinneh, is that a grey hair?!

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What hair?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

STOP! You're making me feel self-conscious!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Loljk, Vinneh. <3 Don't cry, baby. xD (lololol@baby xD) I lovers you. <3 xD

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am 17.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And that's why I love you.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<3

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good bye all, I'm going to school.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Byebye, have fun. :]

[ - ] LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A'ight. I'm leaving, all. See you!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awhh, bye! :]

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okay, I better go. Night everyone! And vinneh, don't forget to emails me! <3

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ciao! :)

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Naww. Ok! Nighty night. I'm not Ancient.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodbye :D

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Define the green house effect.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

S: (n) greenhouse effect, greenhouse warming (warming that results when solar radiation is trapped by the atmosphere; caused by atmospheric gases that allow sunshine to pass through but absorb heat that is radiated back from the warmed surface of the earth)

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Where would we be without google? :D

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shit, I know right? Haha.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yahoo.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Please don't start that again. D:

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't mean there should be a war but if there was no google that's where I'd be.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Touch�:P

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whatthefuck. *Touche

[ - ] TheAntiChristGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Sorry about this, but please vote on my average story. http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1819847

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because I love you I give you a good. *goods*

[ - ] TheAntiChristGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^_^

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shiiiit, I haf'ta go. :'(

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Have a good one! :]

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Idiot. xD

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Byee my lover! <3<3

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Already missing you. :/

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<3<3 I'll be on tomorrow :]

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye LotRLover.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye StarTrek/StarWars lover. *shakes hand* Give Yoda a kiss from me, kay? :)

[ - ] StarTrekWarsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Got it.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Buhbaii n00bie! <3

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Byebye! :D

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-arrives in a puff of smoke- *coughs*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-Is leaving in a puff of smoke- *coughs my goodbye*

[ - ] TheoneyoudidntseeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye...

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodbye <33

[ - ] TheSuitGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's so unusual about the speaker telling you to say hi? Oh wait, OP said fistbump. It's a good thing they clarified that speaker did not, in fact, say to tell the person hi, but to instead, fist bump them. If they hadn't wrote that, I would have thought the speaker meant 'say hi' instead of fist bump, which is what OP wrote. Thank you for being so thoughtful OP [!]

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