MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*sigh* I don't even want to make a smart arse comment about this, it makes me that sad.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

He's eight. There's no excuse.

[ - ] __God__Good: 4Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Dost thou believe in me now, my child?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Nope. Go away.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haha K-Dubs. You make me laugh. xD

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Why would you bother?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'M MARRIED, BITCHES! <3

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

..and I wasn't invited to the wedding?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Neither was I. *sulks*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

.. You can go to the reception..? <3

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fine, but I'm going to be that guy who gets really pissed and tries to make a speech but it slurring to much and falls over.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

O.O *in really high pitched voice* ... Sounds great..

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be the one hitting on every hot single chick.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why've you been hitting on me, then?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Actually Stab, that sounds like a way better plan.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be the hot chick! I'm sure I still have that Halloween costume somewhere...

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be the one behind the bar serving drinks

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be sitting at the bar, alone. Drinking my problems away.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because, you're a hot chick with a boyfriend, and I started hitting on you before the wedding. And, since he's not around, no harm no foul

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Pours AA another drink*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Hits on Lex at the bar*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Sigh* Thanks. At least I look good.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll be the one telling you the nutrition facts of this drink. *examines*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is my mask on straight? I can't see...

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Looks at iStabber* And just how exactly are you hitting on me?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I couldn't think of anything on the spot, so I figured that would imply I said something sweet and/or funny, and you'd just giggle and blush.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*fap fap fap fap*

[ - ] howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

OR ME!!!! I DONT GET MAD I GET...sad :(

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

.. It was just a small wedding.. A very small wedding..

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh. WTF. I want to be married.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ahem* APoppy meet AM. AM meet APoppy. :3

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Actually, I don't. I'm not sure. I'm indecisive.

[ - ] LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Same here. We can be awesome single buddies!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was the priest, and the maid of honour <3

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And the best... woman?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

hehe I was about to type 'nutella'but I typed 'butella' :D and Nutella was the best man..

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wish I was... unfortunately, I showed up when it was all over. I...I'm the worst potential best man in the world. *buries head in hands*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's okay, you will get married to someone soon, and I' sure you wouldn'tmiss your own wedding. *sniff* but I am going to grow old alone.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw, don't say that. I plan on being an e-bachelor for a while yet. We can be e-single together! =D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay! e-single buddies!

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I missed it.. *tear*

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

TO ME! BITCHES! <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FUCK YEAH, BITCHES! <3

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am also the only single one that sits there. *sadface*

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If TUF allows polygamy, will you be the mistress? :D

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goes and sits with xfx, still really wasted*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*rubs AM's back* It's okay buddy, we'll sit this out together.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The words "open bar" are terrible when they're together.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So true... *starts drinking myself* Why can't I get married!?

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I usually feel pretty elated when I see those two words together.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do at first, but then the next morning when I'm still vomitting I hate them. Haha relationships are overrated, whether they be MLIA or actual ones. :D

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Sends another drink over to Loosicles*

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You have to check compatibility first, fuck. That's what e-dating is for! *plays wingman with xfuckx and ActionMan* =D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*just keeps drinking*

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry this is almost half an hour late, but thank you for the dranksicle<3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*ignores post* So, anyone wanna play tetherball?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*reminisces* I fucking OWNED at tetherball.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm still convinced that the other kids made up half the rules for that game as we played...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*coughs lightly* I have no idea what you're talking about, you totally have to hop around on one foot whilst spinning in a circle before you hit the ball...Dem's da rules.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggles*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Apparently, when I giggle, I sound like a chipmunk on crack...

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't think I giggle... I guffaw.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't do either. I waffug.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

... While saying the Pledge of Allegiance.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Backwards. *solemn nod*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

In latin

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hate it when only one person goods me. I feel like I have to good myself so it won't look like I'm gooding myself.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Phil, I feel the same way.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hah. I used to do that.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just gooded all of you so you feel awkward.

[ - ] penguinflavoureddoomGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd love to, but I've never actually played tetherball. Apparently it was a safety hazard at my school. |:

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We weren't allowed to play Red Rover at my school. All the potentially harmful games were the most fun, and the most prohibited.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ah, Red Rover, the patron saint of dislocated shoulders.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Stabs ball* Sorry, forgot I was still holding a knife.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

World's Greatest Shave tomorrow! What colour should my hair be?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Shave it all off. :D

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No! I could never leave my beautiful hair!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Magenta.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YEEEESSS!!!

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Triangle.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am curious as to the arguments used for such a persuasion. *Sticks magnet on OP's forehead, lets said magnetism do its thing, and pull metallic knife through OP's skull*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hahaha! Sorry, I just got the mental image of an eight year old slamming his forehead up against the fridge to see if they stuck. Ooh. I'm a horrible person.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I must be, too, since I laughed very hard at your comment. <3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Teehee. <3

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As did I, nice job par

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Today, my friend stuck a magnet to my necklace. MLIA.

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

And it got freakin annoying after a while >:|

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm getting to the point where any post that starts with "Today," ends with "MLIA" and is only one sentence long satisfies me.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Other than "Today, ninjas Harry Potter Twilight best. dad. ever. MLIA"

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm, I haven't seen any Twilight ones lately. THANK THE LORDY.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ha, that was a pretty awesome typo.

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But my MLIA wasn't full of shit!

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fffff. Reply fail.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It definitely leaves a lot to the imagination.

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm, what does?

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How did they convince him?

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmm, my bet is a magnet with superglue on it.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, that sounds good.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The kid they were convincing was 8...

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was damn smart 8 year old, smart enough to know that magnets are only attracted to iron. D: Oh wait. D: Damn this. *walks away*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Still old enough to not be so gullible... maybe...

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, probably depends on the smarts, not the age.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, I think she's talking about the post. After enough time, it's easy to forget there even IS a post, what with all the random conversations.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, I poured some Mountain Dew out into a glass, looked at it and then didn't drink it. MLIA.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

with or without ice?

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Capital W

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. You're doing well for a n00b. I think I've got a new favourite. :D

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, thanks. :D

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I keep my mountain dew and drinks of a similar colour in their cans. MLIA

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I made the mistake of pouring it out. :/

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Tsk tsk. What have we learned today?

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*in sing-song voice* Don't drink things that look like pee.

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Indeed. And leave them IN the can or bottle.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*stops chugging yellow liquid* What?

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NF! D: Don't contradict meeeeeee

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Your sperm count thanks you.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

(I know that it's just a myth; that doesn't make it any less silly to me)

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I do that all the time. Or heat something to eat up, look at it, and stick it back in the fridge.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know what you mean. :P

[ - ] SABERTOOTHfrogGood: 0Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

I feel important that I voted yes to this :)

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're everything that's wrong with this site.

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Stab the fucker!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^This.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*facepalm*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*hulksmash*

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hulk mad! Hulk smash you!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hulk kill OP

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AHHHHHHH- *rips out own eyeballs*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's like something you'd see in Event Horizon.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks around* I seem to be the only one harming myself instead of the perpetrator when enraged. *sheepish*

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*calls PERpar over* We got a n00b who needs to be read his rights.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Meh. I'm tired. Copy paste it yourselves. I'm going to bed...

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw. <3 Have a good night my ragin' Asian.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago

Every vote counts!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Towards getting hated on in the comment section.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, I posted that before the poor guy started getting hated on.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That still doesn't change the fact that voting 'yes' on stuff like this gets you hated on.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, you're right.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods for being non-combative* =]

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let the hate begin.

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'll eat those who don't survive, leave the flame thrower for the serious dumb fucks >:|

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*yells* WE HAVE OURSELVES A N00B OVER HERE! *dies* ;-;

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Mourns TUF* Goddammit. I'm single again. :(

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*relives* <3

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay! <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<3 *huggles*

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did he try to rip them off? Cause that could get ugly...

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"I don't want magnetic eyebrows!!!"

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

With the new internet nazi regime, I have to make sure I don't fall asleep with my iPod like I have so many times before. So I'm going to go to bed, unplug my intetnet, and go to sleep. Good nght everyone! Don't kill all the newbs.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mef. *internet

[ - ] Zombie_ApocalypseGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight Par c:

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Niight <3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw. <3 Have a good night my ragin' Asian.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

G`night Pepper! I'll try not to...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'night, Hamsterdance.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nighttt <3<3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Bows* Farewell.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bye! :)

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight, hamster-child-thing.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

G'night Par

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*returns with strawberries* Mmmm...

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

May.. may I have one?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'course. *shares with Aus*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

mmmm om nom nom nom, American stawberries!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Kaylee face?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But of course. I fucking love strawberries.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They are indeed wonderful fruit.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

One of the best fruits in fact

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Very much agreed. Bananas are great, too. As is pineapple.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

True fact. Mangos are the best fruit in the universe.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

For some reason I have always liked kiwis too

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Are you a fan of delicious flavor?"

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why, yes. Yes, I am. I am also listening to an episode of Psych right now.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

All this talk of mangoes and pineapples and bananas is making me hungry.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You forgot strawberries.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Where the fuck did you get strawberries K-Dubs?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My refrigerator.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Looks into bowl* ... Darn, rice again.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

R-rice? *Asian genes roar to life* Y-You don't plan on eating that...?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My Asian genes are tingling... Not really, but since I've made it this far... Here goes... *dies*

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Wait, what? *shrugs; steals rice*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love how you are Asian and yet look so white.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I still haven't seen Nutty yet :O

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn lucky for you too. Your straightness would be chased right the hell out the window. *brushes shoulder*

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. I actually used to have a slight yaeba, but braces fixed that some years back.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're fucking adorable.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aren't I? *preens*

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nuttellaaaa, I want to add your facebook!

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm unable to facebook at my school. =[ Sorry, fuck.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He goes to a Christian uni. They block Facebook there. :|

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Rice is awesome.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Heh. Not if you've been eating it nearly every day for the past 15 years. :(

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I wouldn't say every day. My Mexican side loves rice.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Some things just don't TASTE right without rice!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*giggle* fuck! you ate it last night!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Vinny, you ate Fuck last night?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DAMMIT! You got me.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone once tried squish a strawberry and it flew out of his hand and hit my eye. :'(

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn that Samwise!

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's okay though, I pushed him into Mount Doom. >:D

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm out, too. For certain this time... goodnight. <3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sayonara, AP.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night! o~TCMB`o

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sleep well, sweet pastry.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight <3

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'night, Poppington!

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why are new posts taking so long these days?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Yawn* It's too early to be thinking about coffee already. *Looks at clock: One in the AM*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

3am here.

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

8:04pm

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Same!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gasp* AUSSIE BUDDIES!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Australian? Same Time for mee :)

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wish it could be three! I would only have about four hours left of work.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

8pm here and I am in class.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night classes, eh? I'm at work. I have about seven hours to go. >:[ Ugh.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That sucks, I have about an hour and half left of class.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Luuuucky.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

One AM here *drinks Irish coffee*

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Time zone twinsiessss.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's the same here.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

California for you?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How did you know? Just south of Santa Barbara/north of LA.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Wow, really? Psych winnage for you.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm in California too, w00t. Near San Diego.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know everything. ;] I'm in Washington, near Seattle.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yep, just south of Santa Cruz

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why do you think I love the show so much? Even though it's filmed in Vancouver, they still throw a few references to SB.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pacific Time, represent.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Central time here. Chicago is my love.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Santa Cruz, huh? I've been there a few times. I got family in Cupertino. I prefer our beaches down south, much warmer.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There are too many Californians here for us NOT to have a party.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have never been. I haven't ever flown, either. Places I've visited [aside from WA] Idaho, Canada, Oregon. LAAAME. *Cries*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, it's not as warm here as it is in LA, but I'm used to the weather.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LOL, it's 1PM here! :D

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Where you at? If you don't mind me asking...

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I live in Dubai. :)

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dubai is Bea-U-Ti-Ful!

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

MLIFueledByCoffee. Heart attack at thirty, here I come!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If I drink too much I get a terrible stomach ache. So I have to drink a small amount around the end of my shift. This gives me enough energy to make it home so I can sleep.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I get terrible headaches if I try to go a day without coffee :/

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I shall leave you all. *jumps on pink ostrich and rides away*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have to hand it to you, that is an incredibly epic exit

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks!

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*too busy staring in awe to remember to say anything*

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pink ostrich... = flamingo?

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did I say flamingo? No. I said pink ostrich!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But... but... ok...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'night, Phil. Also, I am now reminded of Mitch Hedberg jokes.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hedberg reminds me of simpler times RIP Mitch

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I once saw this wino eating grapes. I said, "Dude, you have to wait."

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck, my leg has just started hurting again. ;-;

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's wrong wif it? :o

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

With*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pulled a muscle in my left calf..

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Woah. I pulled a muscle in my right quad...

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Owwies. o-o

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, I hope you feel better. :[

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you..

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

D: what did you do to stop it last time?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Rubbed deep heat on it..

[ - ] ContraCostaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mmmm gotta love the smell of deep heat.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ehck, I hate it.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mmmmm gotta love the feel of rubbing legs.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Deep heat... Don't use it for a groin muscle injury. Trust me on that one.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There's a perverted joke in here somewhere.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

..I was waiting for you to pick up on that..

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Honestly, I was hoping that someone would have made mention of it before me.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought AM would have picked it up first thing. But I'm glad you were first to notice. :D <3

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:D <3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I did make a mention to "rubbing legs". Honestly, I'm a leg guy, and what the leg leads up to.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:3 <3<3

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha why me?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

..No idea. xD

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

First! Damn it...I was so close this time.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey! You dropped this - [!]

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But...but I was serious. I was this close. *one centimetre distance between thumb and finger*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Looks at name* Wait, you're not epic_fail_guy.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He shall win forever onward...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks at comments* *sees that "__God__" hasn't posted since she told them to go away* Who's the god now, bitch?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*starts bowing to K-Dubs*

[ - ] __God__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I may or may not be a secondary account for a regular commentator.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No shit, Sherlock. Also, I summoned ye. Now fucking bow, bitch.

[ - ] __God__Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I refuse.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree; you are trash.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Would you like a few sacrifices?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, in the form of a n00b.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*drags forward __God__* This was the closest thing to a n00b I could find K-Dubs

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NUTELLA! You were just on a ad on tv!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I haven't had nutella in ages... Also an* :D

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NUTELLA IS FAMOUS!?!? WOO! WAY TO GO NUTELLA! <3

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The one where I'm drinking Diet Coke naked in slow-mot- oh. You mean THAT Nutella. Of course. *coughcough*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's my favourite commercial. ...Wait, what?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! ITS FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 <#3333333333333333

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. No. No. No. *bangs head on wall repeatedly*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

YES YES YSE YSE YES!!!!!!!!!11 DNT BNG UR HEAD ON TH WALL! IT WLL HURT!!!!!!1

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did... Did someone give her something..?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Clone.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know that, but... Aren't clones supposed to be dickheads..? Not hyperactive tards?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Is this better, douche bag?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Much better. :)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*chants* fight. Fight. Fight. O.O

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

iClone.. ._.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

2.0

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*prepares to be drowned by bads* I love Fred.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I must disappear for a short time again.. Don't miss me too much. *Vanishes*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*turns on fan to blow away the smoke from smokebomb*

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ooh, smoke! *catches and eats it*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gotta love Facebook ads... "If you like Cody's Bourbon and Cola more than vegetarians, prove it."

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

300th comment represent.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

301st, Nutella got the 300th with the reply to K-Dubs.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points* My name is in there.

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Shit...First?

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pats head* Sorry, my child.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*points* My kind of name is in there. And YAY!!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This comment ruins 314 posts. Pi.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love pie.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hate pie, but I did philosophize about pie here on the comments once.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How can a person hate pie? I... I think I may have lost that loving feelin'.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Only kinds of pies that I like are apple and chocolate silk.

[ - ] NutritionFactsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I remember that. It even got first comment. Damn, that was a slow night. XD

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

314 is also my homeroom.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFIowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck you!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Get in line.

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