I wasn't sure if you wanted to take it to that level! So, yes. We are besties! And also friends on Facebook as of recent. SORRY BESTIE! *Picks up, hugs, swings around*
Weird! I checked my email, and it said you accepted the request I sent you.. I haven't logged on cause I'm at work. :[ But I will tomorrow to confirm err whatevers.
Okay. There are a lot more newbs than I thought. Sorry for those who have seen it already, but I'm reposting the welcome comment. And Mystery, I'm going to repost the Google comment. It has my personal record for most goods, so I think it's pretty well liked... And also because I don't feel like typing anything new out. But I hate to disappoint. So here's some old leftover crap! Yay!
Hi, I'm PERFECTLYpar, or Perpar, or anything else clever you can think of. This is a weird part of the internet you've stumbled onto, so grammar and spelling actually count here. But typos do happen, so try not to correct others, it's a bit obnoxious. And the standard, no "firsts" etc, etc. One thing a lot of the MLIA commenters like to do is make fun of OPs and posts, so try not to be too over enthusiastic over them. But please feel free to like whatever you want. I do. Just a word of advice, you might want to add a sheepish tone, or a note of surprise at liking a post. It just reassures us that we're not losing you to the noob side of MLIA. Some people here like to pick on "noobs". Don't worry about them, just move on. They just like to pick. Some useful knowledge. [!] denotes sarcasm. "Circafan" can replace "fuck." OP stands for "Original Poster" the one that wrote the MLIA. *___ denotes a correction, and *___* denotes an action. After a while, MLIA won't let you comment, a message that says something along the lines of "Sotry, you have exceeded the rate limit. Please try again later." will pop up. Just keep clicking until it goes or refresh and try again. Be careful about clicking "Submit" obsessively. It leads to multiposts, which are not well recieved. Main thing is to just not be too obvious about being new. Like announcing the fact that you're new. Or forgetting to use the Reply button. Or spamming. Or getting mad. There's really hardly any time you need to get mad. Just go with the flow. You can always leave and come back later. And the best way to become a part of this is just to show up regularly and mingle. Welcome!
I had a wildberry Poptart before I went to daycare one day and vomited shortly after. Because of this, I am staunchly against wildberry Poptarts. MLIFifteenYearOldGrudge
Okay, gather 'round for K-Dubs' favourite words list! Here goes: redaction, indubitably, shrimp toast (I'm aware this isn't a single word), emblem and fuck.
I've just noticed something. I haven't stabbed a single OP since I've returned... just a n00b. I need to get this out of my system. *Stabs OP with glow-in-the-dark knife*
Okay, this is for Mystery. Since my amazing story on the other post apparently didn't measure up. I'm going to post the original MLIA first, then my old comment. Don't interuppt. Rude.
Go home brave men. Lay down your weapons and take a shower. Run home to your wives and children. Fall to your knees and sing to the skies. It is over. The battle is over. The war is no more. This day will live in fame, and you, brave soldiers, will live eternally in the hearts of thousands of web-surfers looking for the answers to tomorrows quiz. People with a mysterious rash will have YOU to thank, those who are looking how to build a birdhouse will remember you. Lonely old maids will pause, with a tear in their eye, and think of all the hours of battling boredom and wasting bandwidth you have sacrificed as they Google image pictures of ferrets in funny hats. And I, as I slowly descend into old age, will die happy, knowing that Google with always have more epic win than Yahoo.
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