MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 11Bad: 121 year, 11 months ago

hot mama

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

aw, nobody appreciates my humor I see.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

The shift key is your friend.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Haha, punctuation police.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I was not the punctuation police. I did not point out any punctuation mistakes. I simply pointed your your lack of capitalization.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

P.S. Don't good yourself.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah you got me there.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

P.P.S Frick! I have an extra 'your'.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

And I didn't 'good' myself.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

See everyone makes mistakes. . .

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

However, he corrected himself.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't think anyone else would have 'gooded' your first comment which is why I accused you of gooding yourself. When you only have one 'good' people get suspicious.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

True. But I didn't.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you don't like her stay away from here and don't reply to her comments. She will bad you away from here very quickly.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nobody appreciates your lack of punctuation, spelling and grammar.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

K Dubs, this mourning you said you were going to be on here all day. I almost didn't believe you...untill now!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Thanks. Now I feel lame. *sulks in corner*

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So that's why you're so cranky.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Naaaaw may I join you? I spend more time on here then actually working AND sleeping. The only time I'm not here is when I'm coming home from work and eating dinner

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KDuffles, does I have your email? I can't remember if I do or not.. o-o

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

wittyusername1: Die in a fire. Strike that, go fuck yourself, then jump off something high, get hit by an airplane, fall on some jagged rocks, get lit on fire and then drown.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Wow. Why the hate? Seriously?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*laughs* Yeah what she said!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

What K Dubs said. Don't you know you never EVER piss off K Dubs??

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

You're a fucking n00b and not deserving of anything else.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, seriously. That is uncalled for.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Seeeeee above.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

K Dubs, do you believe in female soul mates? If I was a dude I'd totally date you! =P

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Get off your high horse.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No horse here, I don't like heights.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well that's good I guess. You just seem to take this so seriously.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bored now. *shoos*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Stop it. Giving me a headache. Sorry wit, should I post the welcome comment for you too? Though I'm sure you don't feel too welcome now. Sorry.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Afraid? No. Totally smitten? Yes.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you, PERFECTLYpar for being nice to me. :)

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If you don't like her stay away from here and don't reply to her comments. She will bad you away from here very quickly.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

So, you guys all seem afraid of her?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

DAMN IT REPLY FAIL! Afraid? No. Totally smitten? Yes.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Love you, too, NZ. <3

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Okay, well that's good, because you shouldn't be afraid.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No I shouldn't be I earned my acceptance. You however, should be afraid especially if you keep carrying on this way.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm not afraid of KW. She attacked me my first day and I fought back without acting n00bish.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*thinks* Did I? I can't recall. Sorry, I've interacted with a lot of commenters, Phil.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This post makes me happy inside.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I just got a visual of OP. *vomits*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I pictured Homer Simpson..

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You know what? I don't mind this post.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, its not a teenager talking about high school

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Oh no! I didn't add a period at the end of that one! Who's going to yell at me for that?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO PERIOD AT THE END OF YOUR SENTENCE!!! GOSH!!!

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There we go.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You asked, I delivered.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

In reality people hate periods. But on here, they just come with the flow. (Lawl, that failed. And the last sentence sounds sexual. Lololololol.) o-o

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I guess I didn't get the memo on having to be a perfect English writer.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

TUF <3 That is a valid point, very punny if you know what I mean.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I whistle at middle aged, overweight men all the time!

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

At least you don't whistle at middle-aged, overweight women.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I prefer the moobs.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

OP's punctuation keys MUST be broken.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree, I'm really tired today.. Skim reading is working much better for my sleepy self.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Alright, I have to go, Byee <3

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bye. <3

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bye fuck! <3

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Cyaz

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Bye <3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

<3

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm out. Love you guys. <3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

<3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Goodbye.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My first day as an MLIA commenter and I cried manly tears 5 times! D: Off to bed I go...for those who care. D: <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

G'night! <3

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I don't know you but goodnight.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Night night.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I feel much more favourable towards you than disfavourable...Good night, good sir. *tips hat*

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sauron cares! Byebye then, take care now. *waves*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night lolol

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

UGH! Is there a way to know when there is a new post? :/

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Clicking the 'home' button. :3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You must feel the averageness flowing through you. You must become one with MLIA.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Yeah. Refresh the home page.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Click "home." Have you seen the most recent post before? There's your answer.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nope, just check every now and then.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Right, thanks guys. Sorry for being noobish. :/

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's just weird. Didn't know middle aged people come on this site.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Their lives are average too.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm almost twenty two.. I'm pretty close. Lololol.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Please don't say that, I'm older than you.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

By how much?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He's twenty-four.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yep. Grandpa Stabby. TURN THAT DAMN MUSIC DOWN! Is JAG on?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, hardly older than me.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bah, Tyr is older than ye. I'm so glad that I'm not the oldest here, now, though. *sighs happily*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Although, speaking of JAG, Catherine Bell was a total hottie. I'd nail her so many times.

[ - ] wittyusername1Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Woah! :O I feel so young and inncoent.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you saying I'm old?!

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nono! I'm just saying that I'm MUCH younger than you. :D

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fifteen?

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

14. xD

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Trust me, that innocence will quickly fade away

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, considering a lot of the OPs are apparently teachers...yeah.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm guessing those teachers are just out of college, since they still can't spell or use grammar correctly. Or, they are still in jr. high and are full of shit.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1818372 Yea boiii...

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Great, now I have to be wary of silly string

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Rule number 7b: Do not post links to MLIA's unless they are totally average.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A very important rule.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Probably the most important!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Indeed.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Indubitably.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods for using one of her favourite words*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goes under "don't spam."

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Meh, I'm on the fence about spam. If someone posts a link once and gives a reason for it - I'm fine with it. If they, however, post a link with no reason at all then I attack. If they post a stupid link with a reason more than once. I attack.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yea, I mean, if it makes sense why they posted it, then it's not spam. It's a related topic. But just plain promotion is spam.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There are a lot more newbs today than I thought... They are doing quite nicely actually. Except for those three mid-day. I don't know what that was all about. There were two bickering sisters or something, and a tool that had the brick on his Shift Key? Ugh.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

"Shift key rape" is my favourite phrase that I've come up with so far.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

But I didn't want to say "And the tool who was raping his Shift Key." A bit too... visual for me...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, I wasn't here midday... Tell me a story, Perpar!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Yawns* Once upon a time.. there was a troll... who was stupid and n00bish. Then we killed him. The end.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love that story.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Love the suspence. :D

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That story get's better every time

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*disappointed* Oh, ok... well at least the good guys won!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Geez, fine. Can I just repost the Google Won, please shut up now comment? It got 46 goods, so people seem to like it..

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Erm... *capitalizes "please shut up now."*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Love the character development, as well as the twist ending.

[ - ] LietthelawyerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oooh ooh, I want to hear the story too! *Sits cross-legged in front of Perpar*

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I laughed and then remembered that I was drinking Coke. :'( *has to get some tissues*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My Mega Monster officially wore off.. I'm heading to bed. Niight loves. <3

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night, love.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

G'night poptart

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight <3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Arrivederci.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Am I the only one who isn't pissed that MLIA doesn't recognize foreign characters?

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, you are not. I hate typing "cliche."

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Them damn foreigners don't belong on this here AmeriCAN website, stealing our comments. *Plays banjo, chews tobacco*

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You forgot to spit after saying foreigners. :D

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No room for... Australians? *cries*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

For some reason that reminds me of beerfest K-Dubs

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't chant while crying... *stops crying* OI! OI! OI!

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

GO AUSTRALIA!!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hrm, I need to watch that movie again. It has James Roday in it. Haven't seen it for awhile, though...Can't recall most of it.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey Neighbour =D

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"The bubble... in your face, it EXPLODES!! And, you can't handle it... frustrating frustrating frustrating frustrating..."

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today at work, someone asked me to double paper bag their groceries, then put those two paper bags containing groceries inside double-bagged plastic bags. MLIMinimumWage :''''''(

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's like those Russian dolls!!

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, except you get fired if the meat touches the produce.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah some people get really upset about that :/

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gotta love minimum wage work... [!]

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I suppose in this economic climate I should be thankful that I HAVE a job. Sometimes, though.. it's difficult to be thankful for shitty things. Haha.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's the '[!]' for?

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It denotes sarcasm.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sarcasm.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ooh, okay. MLINooby

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We've all been there<3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, I should add that too, should I? And what "OP" stands for...

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Orange Penguin

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Office Post

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Opium Plant.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Organized Parade.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Octagonal Prism

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ovulating Penguin

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Orgasmic Penis.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I used to work as a graveyard shift checker for a 24 hour grocery store. It was super fun[!]

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Jesus. I empathize with you in a way that only someone who has worked at a grocery store can.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Eh, I wasn't there long. They "let me go" after a couple months because I'm an asshole to stupid customers. I hated it either way and woulda quit eventually. I had to check and stock. Some dude actually bought 300 bucks worth of groceries at 1am.

[ - ] MollyMitaVittuaGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I read 'pedestrian crossing' as 'penguin crossing' I got excited...

[ - ] midnight13Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. How exciting. Just shut up.

[ - ] dohosuhkittehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's fantastic, I appreciate your use of the situation.

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