MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This reminds me of two camel in a tiny car.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I must be extremely tired. This makes no sense to me.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Person got lightsabers banned from his school.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Well, fuck. Why didn't OP just say that? Stupid fucker.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because it's an OP, they gotta make it complicated.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who cares?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alright, I don't get it. I read it twice. Someone explain, please.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Two camel. Tiny car. Lightsaber. North Pole. Iraqi war veteran. Marxist thoughts on proletarianism. 42

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That has to be the best thing I've read in 5 minutes.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why of course. I aim to please.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Click here for the answer! *clicks* Tro lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think OP believes they were the ones to start the ban of bringing lightsabers to school. And apparently that's a legacy.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*one

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*frowns* But that doesn't explain their use of the word "would". ARG! FUCK YOU, OP! FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS WITH A RUSTY, BLUNT AX, A FIR TREE, A BASEBALL BAT AND A TOASTER! FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME THINK THIS HARD! UGH! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGG! *takes a deep breath* I'm okay...

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's ok, KW. Shh..shushh...shh. It's ok. Breathe deep. Long, deep breaths. That's good. it's ok. *pets gently*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck! *It's

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*takes another deep breath* *sways slightly* Okay. Someone bring me my knives; it's time to cut a bitch.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There ya go. Murder is so much more fun and productive when you're properly focused. *hands over a large hunting knife*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We goin on another OP hunt K-Dubs?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*licks Bowie knife* But of course, Gren.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Sigh* OP likes to piss people off. Shit ain't right.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes, keep breathing deeply. *Stares at Double D's* What? I'm trying to read your shirt. It's funny.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*looks at shirt* What? You can't read this right away? *reads shirt aloud* The Spanish Inquisition: Expected by nobody since 1971.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

After graduating, OP was feeling down about not being known for anything at their highschool, because all his or her family members are still remembered for something. Later OP was told by a relative that a new rule concerning lightsabers was added to the rulebook because of something OP did.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So no one wants my welcome speech? Notbob and company pretty much covered everything, so I don't think it will add much. I'll... just go back into my corner then...

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I never got one, love. :D I wanna hear.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's all common sense though.... and it's kinda long... I don't want to be any trouble...

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd LOVE to hear it. :D

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I never got one either, because I was never a n00b.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who are you again?

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm just some loser who hides around here.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*scowls* *slaps* You are not a loser, Phil. NEVER FUCKING SAY THAT AGAIN.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok, I'm just awesome.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn fucking straight.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You actually are, Notbob. :)

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I blended.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I keep reading that as "I am blended". Poptart Smoothie?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want to hear you welcome speech, Pepper.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goddamit. Your*

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi, I'm PERFECTLYpar, or Perpar, or anything else clever you can think of. This is a weird part of the internet you've stumbled onto, so grammar and spell actually count here. But typos do happen, so try not to correct others, it's a bit obnoxious. And the standard, no "firsts" etc, etc. One thing a lot of the MLIA commenters like to do is make fun of OPs and posts, so try not to be too over enthusiastic over them. But please feel free to like whatever you want. I do. Just a word of advice, you might want to add a sheepish tone, or a note of surprise at liking a post. It just reassures us that we're not losing you to the noob side of MLIA. Some people here like to pick on "noobs". Don't worry about them, just move on. They just like to pick. Main thing is to just not be too obvious about being new. Like announcing the fact that you're new. Or forgetting to use the Reply button. Or spamming. Or getting mad. There's really hardly any time you need to get mad. Just go with the flow. You can always leave and come back later. And the best way to become a part of this is just to show up regularly and mingle. Welcome!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There. Told you it was long.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tear* It was... BEAUTIFUL!

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thanks. I enjoy this. It's much better worded than mine.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lies! I totally stab/mock n00bs. Otherwise, good job. *pats head* This is my daughtah!

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*cries manly tears*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't be bothered to read it, so I'll just good it.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It pretty much says "Don't be stupid. Don't be stupid. The thing not to be is stupid. Stupid is not what you want to be. Do not be stupid, unless it is to change immediately to funny. Idiotic is right out." And if you can guess what I was alluding to, you won this stale cookie.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AWSOME. :D

[ - ] ZombieSaysEatMeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Interesting?

[ - ] ClicheKillerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*kills for using lightsaber*

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Woah...I was thinking where eveyone had gone too. :O

[ - ] punksnotdead110Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hehehe

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Meh, Star Wars's got nuffin' on me. *is comparing SW and LotR*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Remember what I said about not posting stupid shit? *points to the bit in asterisks* That falls under that category. *hits on nose with newspaper* Bad commenter.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw, I don't think it was that bad, Ma. It's a pretty good newb for a newb. It knew how to use a reply button and speak English. And so far it hasn't acted too overly cutesy and "random." It's doing a lot better than some of the n00bs we've gotten lately...

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aww, thankyou. :)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

True, but still. It should learn quickly else the others will eat it. Also, I didn't stab it or even threaten it with one of my Bowie knives. *harrumphs*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

True, she is showing restraint...

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Treebeard! :D

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ouch! Sorry. D: I don't know what 'stupid shit' enlists. :/

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok, I NEED to go to bed now. 'Night everyone.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'night. Good luck with the move tomorrow.

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Byebye, please return my virginity. :/

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

When I was in French AP, we got a new rule added to the school. :D

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bender Bending Rodriguez.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bite my shiny metal ass!

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bonjour mes amis!

[ - ] KattattacksGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Are you guys all like, friends? lol.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

There are heaps of us. Some people we love to hate. There are n00bs, thre are trolls, there are just plain bitches. So, no. Not really.

[ - ] KattattacksGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh, well thanks for informing me.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The third group is me. Hi.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We're a pretty tight community here on MLIA.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, of course not. I actually hate all these people. [!]

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Love you, too. :3

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Love you too, KW.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I uhhh you too.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've read this three times now and each time my mind perverted it.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because, that's how we roll... around in the bed.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

See Ma? This is an example of a bad n00b. Not Sauro.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Get the gun. Quick. D:

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

<3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, we fucking hate each other with a passion. We're just acting nice now for the kids' sake.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What they said.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No. We actually hate everybody, even each other. But we get along well enough to realize it's easier to hate everybody else before the infighting leads us to kill each other.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

GOD!! Will everyone just SHUT UP!?! I fucking hate you all so much! Geez!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck! Fuck you! Gods! I cannot stand you! Fuuuuck! *storms off* <3

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Here, suck on this Frodo-shaped popsicle, you'll feel better. :3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm eating vegetarian pasta. I'm vegetarian. MLIA.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd vote for it.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You should post this.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

For cereals? :3

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes. I'd vote, comment and all that jazz.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I submitted it! :D

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Link?

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/1819664

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Um... I only have an energy bar... will that do?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm super cereals

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Om nom nom nom nom, yummy.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's what I said. Oh, you're talking about the food... nevermind.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Throw some overly cooked dead animals on it, and it'll be a great pizza.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, Absolutely.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow, good on you, I could never go vegg-o!

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Neither, I love eating animals.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mmm, bacon. <3

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bacon is like the sweetest meat in the world ever.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bacon can make anything taste good.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not a bacon fan... I like turkey bacon. But bacon wrapped around asparagus is the most amazing thing in the world.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love bacon, but 'Devils on Horseback' is the WORST idea anyone has ever thought of.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Bacon poptart?!?!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That actually sounds appealing..

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mmmm... juicy, tender animal flesh... *drool*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*drools over animal meat*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dude! That was perfectly good animal meat. *Wipes off drool*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dude stop wiping my meat, I was still gunna eat that.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...*chuckles* Want me to leave you two alone for a bit?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Don't make this weird.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Too late. *frolics over to next post*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Spinach tortellini is good...

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like the big flat pasta with the spinach in it... :)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Never heard of it.. O:

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I just lost my appetite.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What? There's steak in my fridge, too. *goes to heat up and eat*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Steak sounds good, but I have oven-fried chicken. And leftover spaghetti. Yum.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I actually had Chinese food for dinner. The steak is from yesterday.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I had Mahi Mahi, fried shrimp, and Hawaiian bbq beef.... so damn good.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've only had Mahi Mahi once and it was terrible. The rest sounds good, though.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whaaaaaaaaaat? Besides salmon and tuna, Mahi Mahi is the best damn fish in the world. OF ALL TIME!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It may have just been that restaurant? But, seriously, it was bad. Salmon, however...holy fuck, that is good.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pfft. Just because you don't eat anything outside of leftover Hamburger Helper doesn't mean there's no other kinds of food out there that's good. *Sings "Makin' Assumptions to Make People Dislike You, Whoooaaaa Yeeaa!!"*

[ - ] KattattacksGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Hm.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That is a useless comment. Also use the reply button when necessary.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I've done that before.... It got 8 goods and Mobile replied to it. As n00b, I was very excited. And confused by the number of goods for "Hmm..."

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You can look at the welcome speech above if you would like as well!

[ - ] KattattacksGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You guys have done a good deed tonight, I will not be posting on MLIA unless I think it will pass your standards.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*feels ego inflate* OOOOH...it feels so GOOD...

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

werz teh rply bttn?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LMAO I C WUT U DID THUR1!!!1ONE1!!

[ - ] SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

xD

[ - ] XxYeahGoodxXGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well hello there... KW, you are hilarious. Everyone here is like really funny... tehehe. I wish I was funny... *face palm* Be funny!!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...This post makes me feel awkward. But, thanks for the compliment.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This post makes me feel very awkward as well. *steps away slowly*

[ - ] ZombieSaysEatMeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

this post tells me the force is strong with this one

[ - ] InsperatusGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Click on "Good" for free CHEESE!

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