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Today, I had a difficult time taking the cap off my glue stick. It took me 5 minutes to realize I was pulling on the wrong end. MLIA
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[ - ]  RubberduckerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Good job, Cleatus.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Now Brandine, they're my parents too.
 
[ - ]  RubberduckerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But Cleatus, my Pa is my youngin' too.
 
[ - ]  autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
o.O I'd love to know how that happened seeing as we don't have time machines yet.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I am no longer allowed to touch superglue.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...Or anything flammable. *mutters*
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Heh. I almost burned my house down making dinner tonight. There were flames! :)
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Been there.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My dad did that years ago. I have never done that, however. I set my pencil on fire the first day of Chemistry class and was told I wasn't allowed to touch anything else flammable for the rest of the year. *plays with lighter*
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Hahaha! That's amazing. I love fire so much. Smoke is the bratty little brother of fire that always has to tag along though. And embers are the hot older sister that you're in awe of and don't know what to say around.
 
[ - ]  autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My mother caught the kitchen on fire before. Turned on the stove with papers on it. >.X
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I superglued my finger to my face a few years back... That was clever.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*ticks off on fingers* I've superglued my fingers together, to a stick eraser, y'know, the click ones?, to a coin, to the wall, my foot to the floor, to my DDR mat...
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I love you so much Kiwi.
 
[ - ]  ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Which one? Because I'm actually a Kiwi.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*pets Hamsterdance* I love you, too. I'm a huge klutz, though. :|
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This one time I got really bored, and I was home alone, so I wrote on a piece of paper 'I love [insert name here] I.D.A.T' Then I sprayed it with hairspray and got my lighter and lit it on fire, and burnt some of my arm hair off.. xDDDDD I thought it was really funny, but it scared the shit outta me. xD
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
All I've done it the deodorant+lighter thingy. :'(
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Try Binaca with lighter. Orrrr, a potato canon.
 
[ - ]  blondebraiGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
At least you weren't the one at fault for the kid stuck to the door at my school.My dad warned me about taking the super glue to school. I didn't listen.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Dumbass? Check. 50% Average? Check.
 
[ - ]  ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
5 fucking minutes, OP? FIVE?! REALLY?!
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Congrats, OP! You're so smart! [!]
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
"It took me 5 minutes to realize I was pulling on the wrong end" made me laugh.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It now made me laugh.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Same here.
 
[ - ]  AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Before I go I must say.. OP YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!! Ok, goodnight.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Night AKG!!
 
[ - ]  LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Please don't have children.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That was my plan all along.
 
[ - ]  LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Flawless.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WHAT IS THIS?!? MA?!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sweatdrop* Uh...uh...um...*shifts uncomfortably* Hamsters were the plan? D:
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Gah... I have to go to bed. I don't want to go to Seattle, though :(
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
:c. I'd say we'll miss you... but it probably won't make a difference, will it? WILL IT?!? I mean, you'll still talk to us in Seattle, right? Moving does suck though...
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure they have internet in Seattle.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And this isn't just moving. I'm moving out of my parent's house. I'll be all alone in Seattle :(
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not sure... I think I saw that on Mythbusters once... I don't remember if it was busted or not though...
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
I am new to MLIA. What now?
 
[ - ]  LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
1. Masterbate. 2. Cry deeply. 3. Go to bed.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*Masturbate
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You would be the one to correct that, haha. <3
 
[ - ]  LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I can't thank you enough for being correct with masturbation.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...I don't get this. :o
 
[ - ]  autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Keep your mouth like that and you will get it. *shakes fist*
 
[ - ]  LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If you require more help: Masturbation is the stimulation of one;s own genitals.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yes..I know that, thankyouverymuch. But why is every one so random?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Do you think these stories are funny?
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
... Well someone isn't very responsive.. If you do think the stories are funny then you don't belong on the comments.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Sorry, I didn't see that. :) I used to like them, I thought they were true. Until I read some off the 'over the top' ones. D:
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You get stabbed *Stabs SIJAE* Initiation.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Steals SIJAE's virginity* My initiation.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So..I'm dead and not a virgin anymore?
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Silly SIJAE, stabbing doesn't kill commenters. It only teaches them a valuable lesson: don't be a moronic n00b.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yay! Does that apply for the virginity thing too? *is hopefull*
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Kills SIJAE* My initiation.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haha, fool! No mere mortal can kill me!
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You give TCMB all your monies.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
But I haz no monies. D:
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Here is my speech. Welcome to MLIA. We are all jerks. Respect everyone except for the OP and trolls. Do not feed trolls, just bad them. Never post First!!! or anything stupid like that. Never insult one of the regulars. Never ask who is a regular. The OP is never right unless it is truly average. I'm theycallmebob but you may call me Bob or TCMB.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I've insulted regulars. Does that make me a bad commenter?
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
This person is a total n00b. They don't have that right yet.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'm not a jerk, I'm a bitch. Get it right.
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I don't swear, though.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It's cool, I swear enough for the both of us. I don't believe in restricting my vocabulary, so there are only two words that I don't say.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
What are those two words?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
One begins with an "n" the other begins with a "c". I've said the latter a few times, but only when I'm extremely angry. The former I have yet to say. Say/Post them, I will bad you into oblivion.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Mutters* His name's not Bob, his name's not Bob... hmmm? I said nothing.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Very nice, Notbob <3
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*claps* Bravo!
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Would you like my basic guildlines and tips/Welcome speech? It's a bit long...
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I remember that! It kicked ass.
 
[ - ]  doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Me too. Wish I could have saved that...
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Don't get on my bad side or KDuffles. That is all.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Am I on your bad side? *is worried*
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, you are not. You is safe. <3 :3
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yay <3
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Got it, who is 'KDuffles'? :o
 
[ - ]  TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
KWinchester.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...Me. *crosses arms over chest and glowers at*
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Er, Hi! *High pitched cheery voice* I'm Sauron! It's a pleasure to meet you. Would you like one of my orcs to get you a drink?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
...I shall call you Sau. Don't like it, tough. *shakes hand* Welcome to MLIA, use proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, etc, don't post any stupid shit, mock the OP unless it's actually average, don't be an idiot.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Check check and check. Wait, what's an 'OP'?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Oh, for fuck's sake. You're lucky I'm in a good mood right now. OP = Original Poster, referring to the individual who posted the MLIA story we are currently commenting on.
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Original Poster. Cue "cute" fake responses.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Original Poster brah
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The one directly below you. Most everyone has a nickname here, but it's usually pretty easy to figure out. Initals, or just the beginning or most important part of their usernames. Some of them aren't though. It's okay to ask. But don't worry if someone flames you for not knowing. They like teasing here.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Gotit, thank you. Btw, if you see Gandalf, give him a slap from me, kay?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*amused that she was mentioned here* But yeah, seriously, don't fucking piss me off or I will beat you down with the fucking Grammar Hammer and words.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*remembers last night*
 
[ - ]  doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
We hate everything unless it has the word "fuck" in it.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Today, I spent five minutes pulling on something. MLIA -Figure it out for yourselves.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Seatbelt.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Close. Keep guessing, though.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*taps chin thinking* Car door?
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nope. Try again.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
May I have a hint?
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
It does involve my truck...
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The seat?
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
YES! The damn thing was stuck in the far back position, and it too kme five minutes, at least, to fix it.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*took me
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*fistpump* HA! I got it. *does the K-Dubs dance*
 
[ - ]  RubberduckerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The 'push' door?
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nope. Not even close.
 
[ - ]  RubberduckerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Penis? No, of course not.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Er, no. Not it.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Your finger, which is stuck to your face via superglue. :D
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, but nice try.
 
[ - ]  RubberduckerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
My leg? Maybe my chain.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No. Not a body part. ^^Look up for the hint I gave KW.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Emergency break!
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
HAHAHA, wow. Brake.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Returns* What'd I miss?
 
[ - ]  LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Masturbation leads to success in the MLIA field.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Scans some of the comments above* Yes, yes I see.
 
[ - ]  LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I would never lie to you!
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
There's a n00b in our midst. KWin lacks "win" when it comes to super glue. Stolenthunder was pulling on something for a bit.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Goods* Why, thank you. I feel like I never left.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Bows* It is my aim to please women.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No need to aim; you always succeed.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah?
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*nudge nudge wink wink*
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nice summary, iStab.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Thank you, I double majored in "Stabbing" and "Nutshelling".
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Nutshelling is something you can get a degree in? And, I read that as "nutsmelling" at first.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
No, that's only when you pass out from drinking way too much, and your roommate and his friends are complete douche baguettes.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*sulks* Superglue is an evil bastard, don't mock me...
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Newb, not n00b. Give it a chance. It can reply and speak English. Better than a lot of the ones we've been getting! Oh, and LotR reference name. So I think it's pretty cool. For a newb.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*feels loved* :D
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Funny coincidence about your name: go to xkcd.com ... they have a comic about Sauron.
 
[ - ]  SauronIsJustAnEyeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
LOL, nice. :P
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Yeah, this is one newb who I think will be able to survive the MLIA community
 
[ - ]  PERFECTLYparGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
The world ended. This is just a recording. If you are watching this, that means krrr kkrrrrr shhhpppptttttttt...zzz....zzz...
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Haaaaaa.
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*Is depressed that no one welcomed her to MLIA*
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Welcome.
 
[ - ]  stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Welcome back!
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
WELCOME TO MLIA, POPPINGTON! Here is your complimentary t-shirt, button, mug and window decal. *throws confetti*
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Better late than never, they say! <3
 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You've been here a while...
 
[ - ]  AvgPoptartGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I know. Haha. But I love confetti.
 
[ - ]  I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Welcome to my pants. Have fun.
 
[ - ]  GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Welcome back poptart *grabs beer from fridge*
 
[ - ]  xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
lalala.
 
[ - ]  ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
dadada.
 
[ - ]  dohosuhkittehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You can't pull on the wrong end of a gluestick - the cap meets the body and so no matter which end you're focusing on it should come apart.
 
[ - ]  rebellambGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That's what she said.
 
[ - ]  midnight13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
That, my friend, is a classic case of stupid.
 
[ - ]  CQueGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Finally! something average. sadly enough...I have done this before.
 

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