MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

That's fucked up.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 11Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

Obviously, his parents are republicans.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 6Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

*bads*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 6Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

Damn conservatives. Always gotta be all up in everybody's business. Ah well, cheers!

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 6Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

Isn't simply badding the comment enough? Or do you just want everyone to know your point of view?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 9Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago

Why, yes. That's exactly what I want.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 6Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

*goods*

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

You want a lot of things....

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want a lot of things. ...And a lot of people. ...Wait, what?

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What, what? I heard nothing...

[ - ] savehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 3 months ago

Obviosly, his parents are pelicans.

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 15Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I read that as "Obviously, his parents are pelicans." I like my version better

[ - ] ActionManGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So do I.

[ - ] allisonadam81Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nothing wrong with popping off a few rounds at a fat man trying to slide down your chimney...

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But see, guns are no fun. Wouldn't you prefer...oh I dunno...iStabbing?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Obviously, you don't own a gun. Although stabbing is my second love (#1 is me), blowing off steam at a gun range is a great way to relax.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's number three?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You, baby. *mumbles*andanyotherhottiethatcomesaround

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Obviously I don't own one and I never will. I settle my business in other ways ;]

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pfft. Like Tigger and Highlander, there can only be one K-Dubs.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Like Tigger, I'll give you bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...I can't believe you just perverted Tigger. ...I'm impressed. Here, have a good.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How can you shoot with no bullets?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Silly person, shotguns use shells.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Not mine!!!

[ - ] hunterguyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, there are slugs

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I always read lolololololol then your comment. It's a hoot and a half.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Rocksalt shells.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is that supposed to be funny?

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I kinda thought it was.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I automatically picture the kid from 'Role Models'.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fuck you, Miss Daisy.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't wanna' take my pants off !

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like your take on boobies. I like boobies.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 9Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

He'll shoot his eye out.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Goods*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*stamps post* K-Dubs approved.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Somebody badded. Haterz.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Santa's hawt. I'd have a three-way with him and an elf.

[ - ] Santa_ClausGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That little shit is going on the Naughty list, as are you, OP, for being a prick and submitting this bullshit.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"Santa cutie, there's one thing I really do need...Santa baby..."

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Reply-button fail. So sorry. *runs away in embarassment*

[ - ] Santa_ClausGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*swigs Jack Daniels* GERROFF MY LAWN.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's nice...I'll just be on my way now. Nice meeting you.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Umm.. Should I warn the police about the next serial killer?

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 2Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

Why the hell would I be badded?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Noobs did it. The noobs on this site are worse then those on RS!

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Maybe OP is among us...

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think so...

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wait, just to cancel out the bads (I know it won't really) GOODING SPREE !

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want a reindeer.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I want a raining deer.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 7Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's... urine...

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn right it is, soft warm deer urine.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha... ha......ha?

[ - ] ActionManGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*nervous laughter*

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*collar tug*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*suspicious laughter*

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*orgasmic laughter*

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A..K...G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

A..P..O.....P!!!!!!!!!!!<3

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How are you, love?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Had better days, you?

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Have had worst days. :D

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hah<3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I'm getting a cold. D:

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

TOFU!! You should go to bed!!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's only 5:20pm though!

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You should drink tea then! And other liquidy fluids.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What other fluids are there...? O_o

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Okay, I though it was wrong when I watched The Hunchback of Notre Dam(?), but this kid needs to be chucked down a well.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Dame

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thankyou. And hello :]

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

YF. <3

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Notre Dame

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He's four years old, and thinking about committing murder. OP, you really should have reported this, not posted it on this site.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But of course, OP did not want to lie to the Police.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Especially when their mode of interregation is repeating a phrase over and over again in a slightly melodic, extremely hyponotic tone, and then rephrasing the same phrase and repeating that twenty times as well. And then becoming famous for their... interregation....

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow. Your police are nice. Mine did something called a "tune up". It hurt.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I was thinking of The Police. Since "police" was randomly capitalized... sorry, I'm tired...

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, erhh FMD, I always accidentally add capitals.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Message in a bottle... Message in a booottle, yeah... Message in a bottle, oh.... Message in a bottle...

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*interrogation

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Report to who? CPS? That a four-year old probably watches too much television? >.X

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Horray for robbery and murder!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Cheers*

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone's found the real meaning of Christmas!

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...shit. this is the beginning of the barrage of Christmas posts..

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Almost enough to make me start drinking.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Check your driveway.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can believe you'd actually put it there, since you only live a few hours away from me...

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Kinda scary, ain't it? "Hello, Clarice..."

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*starts singing to the Ting Tings* That's not my name! That's not my name! That's not my name! That's not my...name!

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I know. I just find it fun to do the Lecter routine when I'm being creepy.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hmmm, what is your name? Jessica? Whitney? Megan? Lemme guess, your name is Mickey, because you're so fine.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I did it to AlexisAcula earlier, too. No worries. I just think of that song whenever someone calls me something other than my name. :o

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*just saw iStabber's comment* *flustered look* No, actually...

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

....

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

EGGNOG FOR EVERYBODY!

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hell Yes! "Ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good."

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good song.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

We got bills to pay and mouths to feed, aint nothing in this world for free.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*got mouths

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"I have become... cumbersome... to this world." *holds lighter up*

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm out, goodnight/morning/afternoon/evening everyone!

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nuuuuuuuu

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

dging is bad.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Or sexy in some cases.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'night, MuGi/sweetcheeks.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Adios, MG.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'Night!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm off to bed! Goodnight to whose who care!

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight! <3

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

those* Dammit.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night. <3

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

............... Apparently I spit like a boy. O.O

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did you hock a loogie? Also, congrats! :D

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:D

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's a quality others may, or may not, be jealous of.

[ - ] AvgPoptartGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It'd be cooler if you spit like a llama.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Ummmm.... ?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I can spit four metres. Just like your father can spit quite a distance too..

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I prefer girls who swallow... I mean... What?

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But do you aim like one?

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I've got to say.. why would you ask him what he wants for Christmas in March? Or was this really that crap that not that many of the usual 'yesers' liked it either..

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It takes three months for an MLIA to get through. *sighs*

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If MLIA says its Christmas then it must be December right now.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Aw, a future psychopath. How quaint.

[ - ] SilverMcFly17Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, kids say the darnedest things. Get off MLIA with your post. It is not average for a 4 year old to want to kill anything but ants on a sidewalk.

[ - ] YourFatherGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm bored. Someone add and talk to me on msn, the_comeback_kid@hotmail.com.au

[ - ] iltbyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's rather troubling.

[ - ] savehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

his parents are 'pelacins?'

[ - ] AndiZoeWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

hilarious but skary but hilarious

[ - ] AndiZoeWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

har

[ - ] AndiZoeWillEatYouGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 9 months ago

har

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