MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*hangs head* Alright, I admit it, I laughed.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

If only it didn't have that damn "realized" in the post...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Tru fax. And it's missing the "Today,". I know it's just suggested, but...Meh. *goes to rock out to Good Charlotte*

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 2Bad: 51 year, 11 months ago

Good Charlotte = Insta-Jizz.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*horrified*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Keep making that face and it'll stick that way, sweetcheeks.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*horrified at you being horrified*

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I actually only did that because I looked at the televsion and there was a horrified face on it, so I decided to just pass it along. True story.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*laughed at sweetcheeks*

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

What, you don't like my sweetcheeks, AM? Do you prefer my sassy ones? *points to behind*

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you asking if I'm an arse man?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are you saying you have a sassy ass, MG?

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I suppose. For both questions.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If he doesn't, I will...

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yea I can appreciate a good arse.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Any straight man should, AM.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I feel ambushed, all of a sudden.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*throws MuGi over shoulder and walks off* ...What? She's mine.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Insta-barf.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I second this.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What the hell? I can respect your opinions, but what's wrong with them?

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What isn't? Whiny ass emo kids, man.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Plus nasaly voices and trite lyrics. I respect the fact that you enjoy them as long as you respect the fact that they make me vomit.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's wrong with emos? They have souls! *goes to corner and cuts self*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

TEM, that's not funny. Also, I like Good Charlotte because they're catchy and I can sing along. They're in my vocal range. If you don't like it, nuts to you.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, I'm not even sure if I still like them.. I listened to them 5-6 years ago.. hell, I liked Aaron Carter back then ._.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thank you Loolsicles. It's all in the marketing. That explains older generations' somewhat better (from what was available at the time) taste in popular music.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sowwy KW :(

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I certainly don't deny the catchy.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*looks at bad* I see someone is not a fan of Good Charlotte.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Wtf? Damn 9 year old trolls.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Then again, this "realize" would actually make sense. Unlike "I've been alive for 20 years and just realized my initials spelled some dumb word because I'm a complete moron."

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I had no problem with this post, but since the OP used "realized" in their post, I'm afraid I must do this *Clubs OP with Peace Prize*

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Nooooooeeezzzzz.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Anyway...I like this post because it's punny. Graveyard...? Dead zone...? Get it? It's funny. ...Fuck you, I like wordplay.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I liked it too, if only the OP hadn't used realized

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My dad always says 'The graveyard is just so popular, everyone is dying to get in' xD I lovers my daddy. <3 :3

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I only had a problem with "realized". I dig puns as much as the next nerd.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like metaphors. They make me simile. :D

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wow... that's definitely a good one.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I came up with that a few months ago. It's my favourite. :3

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hurrhurr. You idioms are making me feel oxymoronic.

[ - ] MysteryIncGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The piano is a green tree.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Are there any mutants back there?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I found one while burying IWYV

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. No.

[ - ] SmoresNotWarsGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

T-Mobile? Knew it sucked....

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The name says it all about this post. D:

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:o! That's your name? I put the same thing (different wording) in the comment above ^^^^

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

We obviously need to make babies!!! ;D

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hooray for death.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*shoots self for laughing*

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*tear* IWYV was a good person. R.I.P *cries hysterically*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, at least we can bury him in the graveyard.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Grabs shovel* I'm off to bury IWYV, anyone else want to help?

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'd like for my penis to be buried separately.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, sure. *Stands and watches but doesn't help* You're doing great. Keep up the good work. *Leans on shovel*

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But, unfortunately enough, there will be no cell phone reception there.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*laughs*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I can't believe I fucking *woke up* for this shit. Meh. *snore*

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Seems a good idea to me. It's disrespectful to mourners to be on your phone at the cemetery.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

But the dead need thier reception.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm dead. And I need good reception! No... no one ever calls me...

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

People only call me now when they need something. Once I'm dead, they won't need anything from me, so no calls to me. >.> But it would be nice to get high-speed internet.

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I have to sleep :( I'm moving tomorrow.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

To Hell, or Heaven? G'night. <3

[ - ] I_Want_Your_VirginityGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Seattle. So hell.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Woo! Have fun. :D

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is that slang for finally leaving virginland?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That sucks. I hate moving. I hate helping someone move even more.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh my damn. Seriously? *facedesk*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

"How I wish you were here... We're just two lost souls, swimming in a fishbowl..." I think I have found a decent radio station for tonight.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pink Floyd is awesome. "... Year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here."

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

"Running over the same old ground what have we found; the same old fears wish you were here."

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

damn my slow internet...

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So you think you can tell? 84.9 FM from 37.6 FM? Pop rock from metal? Great classics from a bad remix?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I'm off to grab food, night all

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