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Today, I went to restaurant with my sister. After receiving our drinks I noticed that our waitress looked exactly like Bellatrix Lestrange. We got our food and I was finished with my drink, my waitress asked if i wanted a refill. When she did I cooly said "are you going to curse it Bellatrix?!". She looked left to right looked me deep in the eyes and asked me "Did Potter send you?". I shook my head and she grabbed my cup and walked away. A minute later she came back with my drink, cursed orange juice that was really apple juice. I had a dramatic death when I took a sip. She laughed evilly. I think I made a new friend. MLIA
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