MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Today, I went to restaurant with my sister. After receiving our drinks I noticed that our waitress looked exactly like Bellatrix Lestrange. We got our food and I was finished with my drink, my waitress asked if i wanted a refill. When she did I cooly said "are you going to curse it Bellatrix?!". She looked left to right looked me deep in the eyes and asked me "Did Potter send you?". I shook my head and she grabbed my cup and walked away. A minute later she came back with my drink, cursed orange juice that was really apple juice. I had a dramatic death when I took a sip. She laughed evilly. I think I made a new friend. MLIA

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[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 5Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Fuck.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

This.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Artichoke.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

With.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Extreme.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Passion.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Children.

[ - ] averagebrittany1234Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

sketchy!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What the fucking fuck is that?!?!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What the circafaning circafan is that?!?!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nope, fucking fuck!

[ - ] SmoresNotWarsGood: 8Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Or your only friend. Even that if you're lucky, OP.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Death by long, pointless post. Time of death: 12:10 AM.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*calls Jumpingbean to plan funeral*

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Juba hasn't been around for a while.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

She was on last week. I miss her.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I, too, miss her.

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Long post is long D:

[ - ] iEmilyGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

long post is long

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's not the only thing that is long.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ohhhhh!

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

!hhhhhO

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

TUF, that makes me miss OTTO...

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh shit! Me too.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

.. Ditto. *tear*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*dabs eyes* *sniffles*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Just look at the sub sandwich! There's no way I'm gonna be able to eat that whole thing.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My footlong's only $5

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Stick it in your mouth nice and slow.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't like where this conversation is going. It's a sandwich people, gosh!

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Its going...in your mouth nice and slow D:

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agreed.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You got some of that white stuff on your face.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ew. I thought I ordered this without mayo.

[ - ] ActionManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

;)

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Doesn't read* Good evening, everyone!

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Also doesn't read* Hullo there.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi! How goes it?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It goes well. And... *touches KWin back* Does anyone read XKCD? Hilarious comic tonight.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goes to xkcd.com* *reads* *chuckles*

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Although, I now have that damn song in my head.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I now have a mix between that one and "Scotty Doesn't Know".

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Still with Scotty Doesn't Know?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's so damned catchy...

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I've had it in my head since you mentioned it earlier today

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*touches*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*pokes*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good evening, Clarice.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haaaaa.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I Friend Requested you on Facebook. :|

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*doesn't get it, but laughs anyways* Ha..ha...ha

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight everyone.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

'Night BCF!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night, BCF!

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Goodnight <3.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Night!

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Gnightikins.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It mig.ht be, a goo(d ide;a for. OP to le'ar.n how to, properly_ use pu.nc^uation.?!".?!!!

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Who needs punctuation

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 7Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Let's see.. "Let's eat, Granny!", and "Let's eat Granny!". Do you want your granny to die a slow, painful death?

[ - ] iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This comment scares me.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't know whether to accept this as an insult or a compliment. So I'll just accept it.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How much would it blow your mind if I said I was actually a guy?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Please say you are. Please say you are, please say you are...

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Because then my attraction to you would increase tenfold?

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Alas, I cannot tell a lie. I am not.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...I can still dig it.

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*is turned on slightly*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DAMMIT, TEM! YOU ARE ILLEGAL! *cracks whip*

[ - ] TheExoticMinkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Sorry. Please, don't hurt me! Yet.. wait til later.. what?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Meh.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Meh.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*groans* Accidents. They're why we wear condoms...*mutters under breath* fucking double posts...

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Son...I am disappoint D:

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh my god, what's that from....*racks brain*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/3866/original/nfNeT7YvTozx0cv7ze3mplZpo1_500.gif

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, if you fuck double posts, you're only going to end up with more.

[ - ] iStabberGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Double meh'd by the Master. It would disturb me a little since you said you want me to stab you with my penis.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I shall return.. *Disappears*

[ - ] LolololololololNOGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

FFFFFUUUUU-

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

dge is good.

[ - ] littlerascalGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-ck.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I'm in the mood to color.

[ - ] RubberduckerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*gives AKG a jubilee of crayons*

[ - ] allisonadam81Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love cool waiters/waitresses....

[ - ] TianaTrenchGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

uhm im calling this one fake.

[ - ] myusernamesucksGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Today, I went to a restaurant with my sister. After receiving our drinks I noticed that our waitress looked exactly like Bellatrix Lestrange. We got our food and I was finished with my drink, my waitress asked if i wanted a refill. When she did I cooly said "are you going to curse it Bellatrix?!". She looked left to right looked me deep in the eyes and asked me "Did Potter send you?". I shook my head and she grabbed my cup and walked away. A minute later she came back with my drink, cursed orange juice that was really apple juice. When I took a sip, I died. She laughed evilly. FML

[ - ] MLIblahblahblahGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I bet you really did that

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