MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

...Ok.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You act as if the OP was addressing you directly.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

Whatever.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Props to bein' my hater, gurl. It excites me so.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Now you have a hater boy. Congrats.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You're my hater too?!

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, I am not in the mood. You can hate me, feel free.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't hate you. I don't usually hate people.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pause* Kiska, you're a boy?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah. He/She was bugging the shit out of me too.

[ - ] TheUnfortunateFlowerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

KISKA IS A BOY!? WHAT!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Sets peace prize on fire* there, it never happened

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Fuck you, I'm not your hater.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

YES! I LOVE YOU! Just keep doin' what you do.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Seriously? Now is not the time to be making comments like that.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I love the smell of angst in the evening.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I'm not TOTR, but... *puts on glasses* What seems to be troubling you?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I'd rather not discuss it with you.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Good, you shouldn't! Unless you're willing to pay.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No, no. You'd much rather be mysterious and disquiet. You get more attention that way, don't you know?

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, because you know me so fucking well. That's exactly what I plan on doing.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who is this n00b?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sorry, my bad, let me rephrase that. Who are these n00bs?

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who, me? I am NOT a n00b. I'd commit internet-suicide if I was.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm...going to vouch for mutantgirlfriend here. She's not a n00b. However, lay off BCF, MG, mkay? She's going through a lot right now.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Whatever you say.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*salutes*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sigh* Okay, she's not a n00b, but she's bugging the shit out of me.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Meh, I think the bigger issue here was sp.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh, tmpm, if you only knew...

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm also vouching for sundayporch. She is not a n00b, either and I've already talked to her. Can we drop the issue now? I love you all and I don't want y'all to fight.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree breathecarolina

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fine K-Dub, I'll lay off of everyone for now...

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*applauds KWin's ability to resolve arguments*

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

If there was an MLIA version of a peace prize, she would win hands down

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Peace...prize...? For me? Ha...haha....HAHAHAHAHA! *doubles over laughing*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You know, grenade, you might need to learn a little bit more about K-Dubs...

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, I just thought about that... sorry, don't know what came over me

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They were.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 4Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

One lonely lowercase personal I is almost worse than four or five of them.

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I say nay. One could have been a typo, something easily missed when proofreading. Four or five is sheer laziness.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Inconsistency just bothers me. Many things about the stories on this website bother me, yet I keep coming back.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

They also missed a possessive apostrophe.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I just keep imagining wrinkles and folds and false teeth and oatmeal. Plus jungle gym.

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wrinkly people are my favorite to photograph. The details come out amazing with good equipment.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can imagine that.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hello *hears loud echo* nobody is here.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*wonders what a jungle gym is.*

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's a gym where monkeys and african animals go to workout, we had a ton in Africa.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

A gym only found in the jungle.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Lullabies by All Time Low is such a sad song.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*goes to listen to it on Youtube*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The singer wrote it after his brother killed himself. Just for some background info about it.

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

AWWWWWW that is so sad!

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Nothing compared to how sad that dude's voice made my ears. :'[

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Seriously?

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

...Yes? Why not?

[ - ] pandamanGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

true, but its a good song, too.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, it's one of their best.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Everyone, I would like to tell you that Lianaloo is my little sister.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Sucks.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey, don't be mean to her, thats my job.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Could I help? I need to steam off some annoying-little-sister worries.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, guys really don't be mean to her she gets enough of it at school and at home.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Cough* Does she really have disabilities..?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, some.

[ - ] GrenadeglvGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OK, I'll make sure to cut her some slack next time I see her

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you, she thinks she can't come on this website anymore, she is the youngest out of 6 (2 are my dads kids and don't live with us anymore*.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

FUCK!

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

CIRCAFAN!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What's wrong?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

My fucking laptops broke. So, I have to be on this damn ancient computer.

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's all good. It was my fault. I accidently poured ..... water... on it >.<

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Way to go.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, my bad.

[ - ] doctorzombie7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

NOT RIGHT NOW!

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AKG!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hey<33

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

WAHAHAH! Haven't spoken to you in ages!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hey Vinnehhh!!(:

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

How's you?

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I am good! thanks vinneh1

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

I'm good. And hahahah xfx(:

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. Sorry Sarah. :)

[ - ] xfuckxGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

DO NOT! say AKG's name on here! *giggles*

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

TVG, yeah she does have some disabilities.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Is confuzzled*

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Don't. You. Dare.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ah shit. I'll be sure to be a bit nicer to her if I see her next time.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

....Who?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lianaloo...

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Thank you, she didn't think she could come back to MLIA since she was disliked.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

What in the hell does she have to do with this convorsation?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Scroll up, he was telling me because I didn't reply to the previous comment.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh.. ok?

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The main reason she was being disliked as her failure to use correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation, along with touting her disabilities in defense of this act, which led to some of the harsher-mouthed commenters to react brutally. This led to a little bragging and soft defense on her part, resulting in more bashing. It's a vicious cycle,I tell ya.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*scratches head* When did this happen?

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well she shouldn't do that, but she does have a disability making it hard for her to do that, also does it really matter? She is twelve.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think I was there for part of it. And I think I contributed too.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

She forgives everyone and will try her hardest, if it helps I will teach her grammer.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

grammar*** I don't think you'd be a good person to do that.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Is it creepy to ask how old she is...?

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

TheMoosekateer - If she's not already, try to get her into reading. That's how I learned the majority of my grammar :) It seems like you really care about your sister, and I think that's very sweet.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm just tired, I went to the ER yesterday and was there till 1:00 AM.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank you SP, TMPM she is 12.

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Heh heh heh, grammer.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I guess it's not customary to allow people who don't correct themselves on here. And I've learned -the hard way, mind you- that sometimes it's easier to just say "Okay" and go with it. Another trait of hers is that she keeps randomly introducing Mr. Moose and/or proclaiming her love for pies, which is amusing at first but quickly grows old. I guess the main point here is that she doesn't learn from what we are telling her, because she thinks we're mean because she's young and "special."

[ - ] LoosiclesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sigh, all of my reactions on this website are delayed reactions.

[ - ] TheMoosekateerGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, she is very random, it's what her friends love about her.

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ach, me too. Stupid HW. And Moose- may I call you that? It's the name of a cat I made up, and he's wonderful. Even though you may not be a he- -s'cuse my rambling- thanks for understanding. Sometimes when she's around, the exasperation is suffocating, but she seems like a really nice kid, just put on the spot.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*snore* hemanenah *snore* boobies *snore* bad OP ....Hmm? Did I miss something?

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Yeah, you missed me taking my clothes off... to put my pjs on.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

An elderly retirement home. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

TMPM!!! (:

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AKG!!!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AKG!!!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AKG!!!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

AKG!!!

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sigh* Yes, it's a multiple post, do with it what you will. But, please, use protection.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

It's ok, it happens. How are you?

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm good. And you?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Doing alright. Don't you just love how I have my own personal badder??

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's like your own peeping tom in a way. Always watching you.

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ooo.. Creepy, but ok.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's what I was going for!

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I mean, it's sorta sweet in a very weird way!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*goods*

[ - ] sundayporchGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Who says young people can't have retirement homes!

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

As opposed to the *can't think of anything witty to say*

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Un-retirement homes! *pauses to see if that makes sense*

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So, a funeral home?

[ - ] zmcgGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Well, the preschool retirement homes are getting more popular nowadays, as well are the ones for springboks.

[ - ] themashedpotatomasterGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It seems to me that OP was peeping on the old folks.

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Reverse pedophilia? Does that work?

[ - ] AKissGoodnightGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Vinneh!! Come back to TC!!!!

[ - ] ShroomsOnAcidGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Geriatrophilia?

[ - ] ThatVinnehGuyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yeah that.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*mills around*

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*Loves*

[ - ] kiskaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dear BCF, I am tired. I am going to bed. I love you. Love, Kiska

[ - ] breathecarolinafanGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Dear Kiska, Goodnight. I love you too. Love, BCF.

[ - ] mutantgirlfriendGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*windmills around* (and around and around and around)

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

-windmills turn into giants with a ?mallet?-

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Damn. Taking another nap.

[ - ] rossart12Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The ability to have an inner child long after you lost the ability to have a regular child.

[ - ] howwieGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

you cant be a adult if your not a child sometimes

[ - ] savehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

does OP mean 'optimas prime?'

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Sure.

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