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Yesterday a girl I work with wrote "I hate my job" on a napkin and then threw it away. Today we came in to find that same napkin taped to the wall with a message that said "Well then you should probably quit." from my boss. Best day of work ever. MLIA
#735337 Comments: 64 Votes: average 3464meh 232Share 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 172 years, 2 months ago
FIRST!!
 
[ - ]  VepixGood: 3Bad: 112 years, 2 months ago
lucky.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 5Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
*BADS!!*
 
[ - ]  VepixGood: 1Bad: 102 years, 2 months ago
Oh no you didn't!
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
You are such a noob. It's sad. I feel bad for you.
 
[ - ]  VepixGood: 0Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago
Mhmm.
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
You suck, I remember this guy named First who everybody hated.
 
[ - ]  VepixGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago
Oh so I'm like the 'new' First?
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
No, you are the new WORST First.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Well, no, you are just noobish for wanting to be the first person to comment on a post. That stuff gets you hated. Everyone hates you now. Congrats.
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
*giggles*
 
[ - ]  I_am_the_rate_limitGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Is there anything worse than a 'first'-er?
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Poor grammar. And not using the reply button.
 
[ - ]  VepixGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
@ gemiddeld: Uh how? @ ShakeNBake24: Umm no I didn't.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
a guy named "first"? lame attempt buddy.
 
[ - ]  lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Infant Amputation
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I know, and everyone hated him.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago
@ShakeNBake24: fuck you and get a life.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 6Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
*points to the "x" button at the top right-hand corner of your screen* There's the door. Get the fuck out. I won't tell you nicely again.
 
[ - ]  fishandchipsGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
This was nicely?
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
...Yes.
 
[ - ]  LemonPancakeGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Only one 'fuck' the nice time.
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Nice enough for an evil person like that.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
...The fuck are you?
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am average... in dutch.
 
[ - ]  undyingloveGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Only one case of coarse language and no caps lock. That's nice enough.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
<3
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
STFU&GTFO :3
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Congrats. Press Alt+F4 and you'll get your prize.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm not an idiot
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Really? Could've fooled me.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Lemmie guess. either you're A) a 12-year-old boy, or B) a 40-year old pedophile living with his mother.
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
K-Dubs is a girl...I'm going to go to a new post. Later noob.
 
[ - ]  KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Wrong on both accounts. Good try, failure!
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Well ur still a loser
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nice, Thank just makes my computer sleep.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
wow. 11 "bad"s so far...
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Oh, don't worry. More will come :3
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
now it's 15
 
[ - ]  xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
Best day of work ever? Good goodness...
 
[ - ]  klaybabyy15Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*giggles*
 
[ - ]  undyingloveGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
I too wonder... OP, are you a sadist, by chance?
 
[ - ]  ARANDOMGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
MLIA is puking... And the crap its puking doesn't look good.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
MLIA is puking crap? That's unhealthy.
 
[ - ]  GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah. That's like, backwards bowels.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Ya you should probably see a doctor about that.
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago
DAT WAS ON HOUS!!1! YO THT SHIT IS OVA MAH HEAD BUT THE CHICKS R HAWT!!!1 BT I CAN GET HAWTER!!1
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
please stop talking.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
I'm guessing you're black.
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Don't be judging, but probably.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
lol.
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
What is this shit?
 
[ - ]  TheWatcherGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You know that car thats in front of your house? Yeah thats me....
 
[ - ]  iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well, you are the watcher.
 
[ - ]  HamashojoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You guys get so bent out of shape about nothing
 
[ - ]  RadaRadaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I have the hiccups. I don't like it one bit.
 
[ - ]  kiskaGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Get rid of the boss, he sounds like a real prick. The boss is probably why she hates her job.
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
*GOOD*
 
[ - ]  ClicheScale1to10Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
8
 
[ - ]  mmbb9964Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*shoots OP*
 
[ - ]  ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
....Hello.
 
[ - ]  gemiddeldGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hello...
 
[ - ]  RadaRadaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
He...llo
 
[ - ]  slammusaranGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago
Harrro! My name Jet Li!!
 

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