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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I went into school late and on the way my mom had to drop off my sisters cough medicine so i just went with her. Once we got into the nurses office they called my sister down, and then my mom proceeded to take out the liquid cough medicine with a shot glass because she lost the little cup that comes with it. The look on the nurses face was priceless. MLIA
#735335 Comments: 35 Vote: average 3513meh 191Share 
[ - ]  theycallmebobGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Get your "Nurse's look" for $5.99 right here
 
[ - ]  ARANDOMGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Nurse's face*
 
[ - ]  LemonPancakeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'll take twelve!
 
[ - ]  fishandchipsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Buy one get one free?
 
[ - ]  LemonPancakeGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Are you crazy! These things are priceless! How can you expect a discount? *smuggles coupon*
 
[ - ]  percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
And if you call now, you get THREE more FREE! *plus $20.99 processing and handling*
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 71 year, 11 months ago
F1ST!!1!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 5Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
F41L.
 
[ - ]  pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MOWBILEE I LUV UUUU <3 <3 <3 <3
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
WAT THE FUK SIS?!?1 CHEATIN WHOR!!1!1 IM JUS KIDDIN I LUV U SIS!! IMMA B A DADDY, U KNO THAT?!?
 
[ - ]  pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
OOOH HU DA MUTHER?!?!!!
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
PG MADDAFUKA!!1 WAT WAT!!1!
 
[ - ]  pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
MA SISTA IS DA MUTHER?!!? WTF?! SHE SED SHE WOSNT PREGGERS!
 
[ - ]  MobileGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
1 <3 U P1NK(H1(K!!!111!!1!11!!!!1 ... No, seriously, please don't do that like that.
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
IN YO FACE!!1!!
 
[ - ]  mOnkeyzGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I like ice cream. How about you?
 
[ - ]  NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Then I guess you 'proceeded' to laugh right?
 
[ - ]  BelaLugosiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
"Bela then proceeded to hug his twiner"
 
[ - ]  ninjahc97Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
i hate my nurse!
 
[ - ]  LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*is your nurse* *is sad*
 
[ - ]  fishandchipsGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I think you mean worthless.
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 61 year, 11 months ago
AWWWWWW RIT!!1! WHER MAH BITCHS AT?!?1 IF U MAH BITCH, COMMNT OR BAD THIS!!1
 
[ - ]  pinkchick93Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
U R SUCHA N00B
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
HERR HERR!!1! IMMA SEXAH N00B!!1!
 
[ - ]  GhostOfCorporateFutureGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
I'd guesstimate about twenty-five cents.
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
YO!!1! YO!!1 WANNA HERE A JOK?!?1 VAGINA SPECKTOR'S MUSIC!!1!
 
[ - ]  percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*runs over covered in sweat* Why are there multiple posts coming out at a time? I had to run- TWO -posts to get here!
 
[ - ]  LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
*gives you Gatorade*
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
OP didn't capitalize an 'I', so I stopped reading.
 
[ - ]  LemonPancakeGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Does OP ever fucking remember to capitalize 'I'? Dumb bitches.
 
[ - ]  mOnkeyzGood: 1Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
I don't get why that is such a big deal. It doesn't really matter if they forgot to capitalize one of their 'I's. They obviously know how to, since they did on the first one...
 
[ - ]  ZombiesInMyBellieButtonGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
If somebody's going to post something that may be seen by thousands of people, then they should at least take the time to do such.
 
[ - ]  iStabberGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
So they say iStabber's become a crusader. Stabbing, he's cleaning up these posts ... it's the perfect story, so they say, iStabber's leading the way. It's my call to glory, so let's all be our best and not cliche.
 
[ - ]  DaManGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
AW RIT IMMA BOUNCE 4 REAL NAO!!1! KEEP IT BITCHIN BITCHS!!1
 
[ - ]  Admiral_SarcasmGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
Probably because the little cup is labeled with measurements and cough medicine is easy to OD on...?
 

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