MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] MobileGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I have a fear of animated faces.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I thought you gave up this site forever.

[ - ] MobileGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I thought your name was actually Bob, Not-Bob.

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*maniacal laugh* I have succeeded!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*turns off camera* It's not them you should be afraid of...

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

ILYMD!

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Halloa, Bob/Phil!

[ - ] theycallmebobGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Didja have a good day?

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I did have a pretty nice day, thank you. How was your day? Or have you just woken up again?

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I do this too. Not in case they are watching, but just because it's strange. Is this weird?

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I realised that I think inanimate objects have feelings. MLIA

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

There are people outthere who are married to inanimate objects.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Like that guy that married a pillow? That's hot.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Or the person married to the Great Wall of China.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'd tap that.

[ - ] iloveyoumarvindustyGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*divorces chair* Not anymore...

[ - ] star_gazer995Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Like that guy in I think it was China, who married a video game character.

[ - ] MobileGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Japan.

[ - ] MooquackGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Me too! I always apologize to my pillow after punching it when I'm angry!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh good Lord...

[ - ] iStabberGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Any dolt with half a brain can see that MLIA has gone insane... to the point where I don't know if I'll upset the status quo if I stab all that does remain. Listen close to every OP's heart, and hear that stabbing sound. Hopes and dreams are shattering apart and crashing to the ground. I cannot believe my eyes, how this site's full of filth and lies. But, it's plain to seeeeee, the stabber inside of me is on the rise.

[ - ] MobileGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You should write cards for Hallmark. "Get dead soon!"

[ - ] iStabberGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

They didn't like my first idea. It was a pop-up that stabs you in the face when you open it. No one can take a joke these days.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh, my chest, it hurts. Warn me when you're about to do something funny. Damn, it hurts to laugh.

[ - ] klaybabyy15Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You should be a poet!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*hugs* Seriously, I love you.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

T'was amazing.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

:O MARRY ME?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

NZC! How dare you ask that!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

GET IN LINE, WENCH!

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

iStab, I surrender to you good sir. You have fairly won her heart in a contest in which I never stood a chance. *tips hat*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Bah, I love you, too. Shush. *flops on*

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I don't care if my posters are staring at me because they are fucking pieces of paper.MLIA

[ - ] abbcccabbcccGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*laughs at this foolish OP*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*falls over* I... had to... run.... three posts to g-get here... *faints*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Pfft, n00b. I teleported. *dusts off shoulders*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*notices that people only step over or laugh at me instead of helping*

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 4Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

I have Edward Cullen above my bed.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Me 2, it's a picture of him and Jacob squaring off.

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Me too

[ - ] beeaar97Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I do that to know I don't have very many photos cause I like "dance" when i get dressed

[ - ] terminoobGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Today, I realized I think that my room imitates things from Scooby Doo. MLIA

[ - ] WhenIGrowUpIWantToBeTomRiddleGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

BLAH!

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 5Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*kicks* Get the fuck out.

[ - ] VepixGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I love your name.

[ - ] Therapist_Or_The_RapistGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*copies K*

[ - ] drgreghouseGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I have David Beckham in my room, so I'm not that intimidated of getting dressed!(:

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I have a major urge to "meh" this post.

[ - ] BelaLugosiGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

DO IT!

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I did. It was not as satisfying as I hoped.

[ - ] VepixGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I already did.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You know that teddy I gave you last year for your birthday? Yeeeeeah I've been broadcasting you live on the internet for months!

[ - ] coolestpersonyouwillneverknowGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

that's the smartest thing ive ever heard! now i have to go check all my stuffed animals

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I like the idea of inanimate objects watching me get dresed. At least someone's interested in looking.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*dressed

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*eyebrow raise*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

What??!!

[ - ] coolestpersonyouwillneverknowGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

o my gosh. i do that 2! especially for my justin bieber one...... i feel he watches me when i sleep 2

[ - ] ieezsooperawzumninjaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

^^ haha i was about to say i do the same (to the person that wrote this) then i saw urs and then i realized that is exactly what happens to me :O freeeakkyyy....

[ - ] dumbowierdo2Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

i do that too!! its like their eyes follow you!!

[ - ] FallxMoronicGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

....i do this too.

[ - ] SickOfSarahRocksGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

me 3

[ - ] BooksRule1Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I do this all the time! I am kinda afraid of them

[ - ] Piper14Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I do that too

[ - ] AsterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That's why I change in the closet. It was a cool poster when i got it, now it's just sort of creepy...

[ - ] SmurfinLennonGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ha ha, me too... except that everywhere I turn, The Beatles are watching me. So I sort of turn toward the least covered wall, which happens to be in front of the window, saying "Stop looking guys!" So... I talk to my posters :)

[ - ] RoxythelionGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

i'm so glad i'm not the only one who does that XD My stupid posters and drawings!! Stop lookin pervssssss

[ - ] orangesmashGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You have posters of creepers in your room?

[ - ] britanybuggs_08Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

i used to do this too...but then i took the posters out of my room..and i wont hang any up ever..lol

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