MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

WHO WANTS TO BE IN MY WEDDING?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Um, I do.

[ - ] SpontaniousClicheNinjaGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

OOO! *waves hand in air* CAN I BE THE DJ?!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 5Bad: 102 years, 2 months ago

I get to be the sexy bridesmaid!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 3Bad: 62 years, 2 months ago

*stabs whoever badded me*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

For one thing, more than one person badded you, and another thing, give me back Riptide and use your own knife to stab!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*sulks and hands over riptide* FINE. If that's the way you want it.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I get to nail the sexy bridesmaid!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

O_o *backs away slowly from comment chain*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*laughs from a distance*

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I will be a bridesmaid as long as the dresses are pretty.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

"dont worry, you can just shorten it and weari it again!"

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Do I get to be the best man?

[ - ] WhenIGrowUpIWantToBeTomRiddleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I do like your user name. (:

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

The first three times I read your comment, I thought you said "do not", but when your a demigod you have dyslexia!

[ - ] WhenIGrowUpIWantToBeTomRiddleGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Indeed, Percy. Indeed. Gosh, how I love Greek mythology...

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

True...so true. *hunters bow appears in hands* I see we have something in common, BOY.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*quietly sneaks up behind percy*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

...Artemis...?

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*feels as though someone's behind me*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No, I am Zoe Nightshade. Thou art just a simple mortal. My Lady Artemis does not deign to speak to thee at the moment.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*captures Percy in giant net*

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*gets dragged off* Ummm... help?

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*trips over a rock and accidentally releases Percy* DAMMIT!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I so call annabeth. And I can't help you. Too busy.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Foolish boy! Thou art not worthy to be called the son of posideon! *walks away with annabeth to recruit her to the hunters*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No, you can't. Just kidding :)

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Wait, so was that a yes...?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I veto Percy.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I was talking to my e-fiance. I JUST WANT TO GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH!!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Your maid of honor is here *pats back*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

One of you needs to be in charge of doing the actual marry-ing. Where the F did Mobile go?

[ - ] percy_jacksonGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm just going to take that as a yes. *checks "Best Man" off bucket list* And yes, I really do have an actual LIST for it.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*hugs KG* I'm so happy for the two of you! Can i be a bridesmaid!!

[ - ] tw9Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'll be the guy who objects then gets thrown out.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, sure, whatever, just be here tomorrow.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Percy, you are NOT my Best Man. Where is K-Dubs.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I will be the Minister =D or ministeress

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Silently raises hand*

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Me!

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'll crash the wedding and then sleep with your brides maids.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Does that inclue the maid of honor?

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

If that's your title, then yes. * winks*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*looks down at button that says I'm the maid of honor* Yes, yes I am. *giggles*

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You don't even know us though

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

He knows me.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

He doesn't need your life story to bone you.

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'll be there.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Can I be hired as a wedding crasher to make things more interesting?

[ - ] SpontaniousClicheNinjaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*dramatically jumps in air* WOOPEEE! Let's do this! UNCEUNCEUNCEUNCEUNCE

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

ME!!! If I can't, I don't mind watching.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

We should have it tomorrow when more of our friends are here.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes we should do it tomorrow.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*rolls eyes* Can't we just get it over with?!

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

This is your day, so if that's what you want.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

FINE WHATEVER TOMORROW. *harumph* *takes off wedding dress, throws in corner, stalks off, generally throws a fit*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hey KG, I am actually a person you knew formerly. I used to be purplepenguingirl. Just so you know.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

... *exhales, enters room* Hey. *awkward pause* Sorry about your mishap. Need a hug?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*puts dress away nicely and gets everything ready for tomorrow and follows to listen to rants*

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Way to be the perfect maid of honor. Do you need help decorating?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Thank you. If you need one I'd love to be yours(: Yes I would LOVE some help decorating.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Aww...of course you can be my MoH! *grabs selfs pluthera of decorations* Okay, so what theme are we going for here? cinderella? vegas? traditional? random? circus? woods?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I wasn't sure. YES!! who are you getting married too?

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Let's have it today, then.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

... Where did we lose K-Dubs?

[ - ] idonthaveanyclueGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*cries* I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!! >:0. *sniffles* I-I I HATE YOU!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I-i-....I don't know what you are talking about.

[ - ] idonthaveanyclueGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You declared your love to me that one day when we were on that rock in the middle of that season on that one certain special day in the year. Then you gave me that ring and you proposed, I said yes. So then we went back to that one store in that town where we bought some groceries. WE WERE PLANNING OUR WEDDING, REMEMBER?!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You must be mistaken. Antihero is the only person I have been remotely close to interwebz marrying.

[ - ] idonthaveanyclueGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

NO! I am NOT mistaken. CAUSE I LOVE YOU, KAY-GEE! *gets pulled away by security* I LOOOOOOOVE YOOooouu...

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

LAWLZ!

[ - ] idonthaveanyclueGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*pops back in after breaking free of security* Thanks. I'm here all night. *security comes* I know...I know....

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Note to self: Hire more bouncers for the wedding. You got that Myu?

[ - ] idonthaveanyclueGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Huh? No. No more bouncers. *crosses arms over chest* But I do think you guys need to fix that ice sculpture. It's making Kay-gee look fat.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*calls and hires more* *fixes ice sculpture* Phew.

[ - ] idonthaveanyclueGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Better, better. But that lady has GOT to go.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'll be the person that no one knows and who eats all the cheese cubes. There's usually someone something like that.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I thought that was my job. Fine, I'll be the guy complaining about the lack of a wetbar.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'll be the one in the middle of the circle on the dance floor doing all the dorky dance moves.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'll be the one looking gorgeous and having a good time while making sure everything goes as planned.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I will be in it if you don't mind:)

[ - ] psyama15Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I won't have sex with you, sorry.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Beauty is only a light-switch away. Or a paper bag. And blowjobs know no such thing as ugly; you can always look at the ceiling.

[ - ] psyama15Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You made me roflolmao.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

So, the ugly chick is pregnant. You're surprised?

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 2Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Reminds me of ma sis.

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

wtf i am not teh uglee sista u r

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

WE LUK THE SAME, FUCKFACE!

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

u just called urself a fuckface as well den

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

...oopsies.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Aren't y'all pleasant... [!]

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

They give piano and pink bad reputations. *sigh* ill just go smash my piano now..

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

no cos ma sista is an ugly chick

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I like you. Want to make babies?

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

yehhh! i lyke u to.

[ - ] TactoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

She's already been sexed up you're too late.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sexed up =/= baby-making.

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

WAT ABOUT ME?!

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

he dusnt like u, he lykes me bettah. no1 lykes you!!!11!!

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

PC!

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That would have gotten me grounded. Damn russian parents..

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 1Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

i hav 2 go pee. brb!

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Don't come back.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I second that!

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

dnt take to long in da bafroom, i need 2 pee as well

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I hope you fall in the toilet.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Dammit, you took my comment. Please exit my brain through the curtain on the right.

[ - ] kiskaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Plenty of room to exit....

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Looks around brain, sees curtain, exits with sadness* Your brain has many fun things to visit.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I know. You can come visit sometimes. The voices do get lonely. And when they get lonely...

[ - ] neonblackGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I needed to know that why?

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

coz u think its hot.

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

WARM PEEPEE

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

FFS, knock it off. You're not making any fans.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Stupid trolls...

[ - ] pinkchick93Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

where?! where r da trolls?! imma kill dem!

[ - ] PessimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I bet he did. Because that's what my five year old slightly autistic brother said to me as well.

[ - ] TactoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My brother has autism..

[ - ] PessimistPrimeGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I dropped my brother on his head. Causing him to have autism. I feel EXTREMELY guilty.

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My sister is. I heard of this thing the other day they could use to cure it MAYBE.

[ - ] PianoGurl337Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My sis is, 2.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I hope your friends bf is a fucking beast, just to make you feel jealous.

[ - ] neonblackGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

No, beauty is in the eye of the *beer*holder.

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

This OP sounds like a real bitch. "I mean, like OMG, who would ever wantto get with THAT? Like, some guy had to have sex with her for that to happen, would it? So gross. I would never have sex with an ugly person.... I hate myself....."

[ - ] PERFECTLYparGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

DAMMIT!! Rely fail, sorry. I have no idea how this happened. God, I'm such a noob.

[ - ] So_not_normalGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

NO! You shall never be a n00b as long as other more n00bish people are here.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh my mistake.

[ - ] TheUnusualSuspectGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Lust is in the head. The little head that is.

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ew, OP. Go get a makeover.

[ - ] howwieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

i dont like beer i like margaritas

[ - ] NomNomKiraEatedYourFaceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I like the shift key. And commas.

[ - ] howwieGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

i like the squiggly ~ haha ~~~~~~~

[ - ] howwieGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

i like the squiggly ~ haha ~~~~~~~

[ - ] howwieGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

i like kira :p

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