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Today, my mom told me that when I was a toddler, a truck drove by and I pointed at it yelling the F-word repeatedly instead of 'truck.' She then told me that the scar on my left cheek is from him throwing his soda can at us. I love my scar. MLIA

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[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 9Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Why would a trucker throw a can at a toddler?

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 7Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Damn rednecks.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 8Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Despite my appearance, I really do give a fuck. [!]

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 0Bad: 142 years, 2 months ago

Despite my appearance, I really do give a fuck. [!]

[ - ] PessimistPrimeGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 2 months ago

I hate your scar.

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 8Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

He threw a sode can at a toddler?

[ - ] spockismyloveeGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Hunter!?!

[ - ] iltbyGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

What an jerk.

[ - ] fidoco13Good: 6Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

What a jerk.*

[ - ] iltbyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Thanks...it was 5am, I was still half asleep and I wrote 'ass' initially and then replaced it :P

[ - ] hexezzGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

you love that you were assaulted as a toddler? and your mother also finds this funny?

[ - ] Firestar555Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I know! Not nice...

[ - ] alwaysaverage14Good: 4Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I would be soo mad. Jerk.

[ - ] whyhellothere17Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You know you're a redneck when you throw a soda can at a toddler.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Most rednecks are at least a little more respectable than that.

[ - ] Firestar555Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

LOL! Thats funny! But the part about him hiting you with a soda can was mean. oh well...

[ - ] CelestialGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My niece always used to say fuck instead of truck too. I was 7 at the time. I didn't understand until years later why all the adults found it so funny.

[ - ] autumnsfantasyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My sister said "fuck" instead of "frog."

[ - ] SquareKnot58Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Original ending-- nice job, OP.

[ - ] booooyahhhhGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

you just now decided to ask where you got the scar from?

[ - ] abbbbbbbiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

my mom's friend's husband was a fireman, i used to talk about dave's big 'truck' i did the same thing as you. cept, my mom would make me do it cause she thought it was funny. lmao

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