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Today, while subbing for a kindergarten class, one of my students came up to me and whispered"Tommy just said the "c" word." Not knowing what that was, I asked him. He glanced around, then said even softer "kill." MLIA

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[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Hahaha awww that's cute.

[ - ] rabidfangirlGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

This is so cute i won't verbally rape OP <333

[ - ] ShakeNBake24Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why can't you say kill?

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 4Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

That actually is kind of cute, so I won't verbally abuse you. I'll just hit the "meh" button. :)

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 4Bad: 131 year, 11 months ago

Cock? Cunt? Cum?

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Typically when refers to the "c" word its cunt.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think my new username is blinding people here. They assume I'm stupid like another n00b.

[ - ] lmaonaiseGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

cunnilingus?

[ - ] Disturbeded13Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't recall saying you're stupid. I had the OP in mind saying that since they didn't already know.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*sits in wedding dress crying*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*sits in bridesmaid's dress, soothing*

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 2Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I SAID I'D MARRY YOU.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

*sniff* It doesn't matter now, the best man left. He had the rings.....

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

NOOOOOOO he doesn't. I pickpocketed him before he left. Here they are.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I can't find my husband-to-be either.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hurry find him. We have to finish this wedding.

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sits on organ bench, waiting patiently*

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

I called someone an ass in first grade. I had the stupidest excuse ever for doing it but I still didn't get in trouble :)

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I spit in a kid's face on the bus in first grade for swearing at me...

[ - ] PessimistPrimeGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I flipped off the teacher in... first grade?

[ - ] TactoGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

^ KW, I also did the same thing because some kid was being an ass to me. I got caught and sent to time out..

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I wasn't caught. *sneaky bitch*

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I didn't exactly say the word, I spelled it out to this bully.

[ - ] RogueMuffinCatcherGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I slapped one of my teachers in the face in second grade.

[ - ] gurliwillCUTyouGood: 11Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I pushed a kid into a trashcan in kindergarten because he was yelling "CHEESEBALLS" in my face repeatedly. But I barely pushed him. He was just a scrawny little thing. I feel bad thinking about it.

[ - ] TheUnusualSuspectGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

LMAO just thinking of that image.

[ - ] MirrafishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Me, too

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I threw a chair at a teacher in like 3rd grade.

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I threw a chair at this kid in 3rd grade for making fun of me! I used to anger issues -.-

[ - ] rachelsantixoGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

The worst thing I did in elementary school was instead of writing "But" on a spelling test, I wrote "Butt." I was such a rebel.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I got into fights. *shows scar from being hit with festive hole puncher(it was shaped like Santa)*

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 91 year, 11 months ago

I called someone an ass in first grade. I had the stupidest excuse ever for doing it but I still didn't get in trouble :)

[ - ] PessimistPrimeGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I thought the 'C' word was Cunt... I was wrong...

[ - ] TheUnusualSuspectGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

That's i before e except after c...oh and sometimes y.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*sneaky look* I can say both 'c' words in Spanish...

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh really now?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

ANTIHERO! WHERE ARE YOU?! Mobile said he'd marry us.

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

And i has the rings!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I have the rings!

[ - ] icanmakeyourbedrockkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hey. I'm relatively new here. :) Please don't be too harsh... *braces self*

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hi!

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Doesn't like being harsh* Hi! Call me DeeDee, if you want.

[ - ] icanmakeyourbedrockkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Yay:D Okay, will do!:D

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm a nice person. Not mean so i wont be harsh. HI

[ - ] icanmakeyourbedrockkGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha I've been reading the comments on here for quite some time and I see how some people can be to noobs...so I was prepared. :)

[ - ] MirrafishGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's good to be prepared...

[ - ] sam_i_am2Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Awww... it's almost average. And it's cute.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I like it. The cute-ness forces me to overlook the poor grammar.

[ - ] howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

can i be a preist*ess* here?

[ - ] PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

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[ - ] howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

well can i?

[ - ] howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

:( cries in corner

[ - ] howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

i guess thats a no :(

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