MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

yes. they did stop laughing.

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Yes, they

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I was going for a longer pause. haha jk. I'm bad about grammar stuff on thee internetz.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 42 years, 2 months ago

Oh dear God. Don't be on here or we will skull fuck you.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Hey. I do the skull-fucking around here. I'm the Norse Hockey God.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*steps aside* Skull fuck away.

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

That's intense. But okay. <-- See how I did there with capitalization?! WOOHOOOO :D

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Pointing it out? You're on notice.

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Well I just wanted you to know that I'm putting in effort. :p

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

But I thought you didn't really care?

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's why you're only on notice...

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

I'll effort you *grabs IDRCL and trys to strangle*

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Whoa there NZChicky. Who let this one escape?

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

The good commenters of MLIA.

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

@KGfromMN I see whatchya did there. Cleverrr :]

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I've been called better by worse.

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

People need to cheer up :|

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Don't tell me what to do.

[ - ] idrcarelolGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Just, people in general.

[ - ] joey18496Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

thats intense and very funny they say teacher are more grown up and mature but there wrong just like the rest of us

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Your comment hurts my eyes.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I hope someone shoots that place up.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm on it, bizatches.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 6Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

In unison? That must be one cool school[!]

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Half of the cafeteria? What, was it the four retarded kids eating lunch?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Okay, mister. Stop making me laugh.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 2 months ago

"DERP! Straw in owange make juice! *suck* How much more suck do I need?" (short pause for critical thinking by other two... OH! There's a joke there!) Ash wha hee head!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I said stop it! You are too good at that retard thing. Experience?

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Experience at being retarded? No. Experience at impersonating tourists who come into my store? Yes.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Tomato, tomato.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Potato, potato

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Nah it was the quiet kids.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm ashamed to admit but I did the same exact thing in high school- trying to drink from an orange through the straw. However, no TWSS jokes were said and in the end, I just ate out of the orange skin with a fork.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Proceeded to yell? OPs really need to learn how to properly use proceed!

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I believe they think they sound smart when they use fancy words.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Fancy words should be left to the intellectuals. And fancy words are not average therefore should not be used in MLIA posts!

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Wow. Never stopped laughing? That'd suck

[ - ] iPeanutGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yeah, it'd really hurt your stomach.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

It would have been the next headline: "Murder by Perverted Teens"

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Wouldn't you annoyed at the sound of your own laugh?

[ - ] joey18496Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

esphalliy if they went to the bathroom laughing and someone sitting in the next stall trying to take a crap and they would feel so wierd

[ - ] Emily_1994Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's horrible when dinerladies die of laughter. [!]

[ - ] ARANDOMGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sad story.. Did the lunchladies make it?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You should probably stop their laughing, before they need to be put in an asylum.

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 8Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

This must be High School Musical...only worse.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

O.O NO! No more HSM! Ahhh!

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

...We're soarin'! Flyyyyin'! There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach! Blah, blah, blah malfunction, malfunction malfunction mal mal mal mal *BOOM*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

If we're tryin'! Yeah, we're breakin' free!! Goodness me, I used to like HSM a lot and had the c.d. By the time the third one came out, I was sick of it.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You mean there is something worse then High School Musical?

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yes. High School Muical "That's What She Said" edition.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*GASPS* OF FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME IT ISN"T SO!!!

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

OH*

[ - ] iPeanutGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*Eats muffin and shakes fist at OP*

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I thought it said lunchables.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I like the ham and american cheese ones. Yeah, I'm 23 and I eat lunchables. What of it? Wanna fight about it? Should I make a crappy MLIA about it?

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

Oh, for the love of God, please don't!

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My mom would never let me eat Lunchables, but the very few times she actually let me, I would always get the pizza ones.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Pizza lunchables were always my favorite. Also, the nacho ones.

[ - ] TheUnusualSuspectGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Please make up your mind. Either your mom let you eat lunchables or she never did. What's it going to be?

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh. Well, 99% of the time she never ever let me eat Lunchables. But sometimes if she was feeling lazy or was sick she would let me get some.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I used to love the pizza ones. You know, the ones where you spread marinara on a cracker.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I never likes the pizza ones, because I hate cold pizza like nuts in brownies.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I hate nuts in brownies. I can deal with cold pizza.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Yucksville.

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'll never make you eat it.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That's what he said.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Don't forget the cheese and 'pepperoni'

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Turkey and swiss cheese lunchables. And don't forget to spend the extra fifty cents, and get the ones that come with cookies.

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

How would you end a speech about "The internet is taking over". You know, like that last sentence or two where you're like "I believe the internet is taking over because..." What do you think the because could be?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Everyone can just buy everything online thus putting more stores out of business?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

MLIA is full of shit now.

[ - ] TheUnusualSuspectGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Now?

[ - ] LittleMissNigelGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

What?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

In reference to the crappy posts. In hindsight, it doesn't make much sense with your question. Apologies. *Takes back post*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 4Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

Becuase little shits like you use it to do all of your homework, instead of just doing it yourself.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I thought this was a pretty good response, and I am sad it didn't get anny comments :'C

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*any

[ - ] snazzyjazzyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

WHAT THE BUCK?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*FUCK?

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*TRUCK?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*DUCK?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

No, *FUCK. Really.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It seems like you're sending a signal.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I'm not that subtle. If I wanted to fuck, I would say "Let's fuck"

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's true.

[ - ] NZChickyGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

I told my drunk friend the other night to give me his best line. The best he could do was "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" I was not impressed!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I have heard that one before. My fav is "That shirt is very becomming on you, of course if I were on you, I'd be cumming too." Or, "The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go spread the word."

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My favorite is "I have cancer. I'm dying." ... Wait, have ANY pick-up lines worked, ever?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I have never actually had a guy give me a pick up line. But I totally dig that Star Wars one, baby. *swoons*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

My favorite is, "Hey, baby, how about we get a pizza and fuck?" After she slaps me, I yell, "What? Don't like pizza?"

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Great minds think alike, Andy <3

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

<333

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*DUCK?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Suck it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*is naive* A duck? Well, if you say so...*looks for a duck*

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Muck it.

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

...I just realized how bad that could have sounded...

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I'm reminded of an old soundbyte. It's of Donald Duck getting a BJ. Wonder if I can find that one again. *Searches on google*

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Found it! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/80597082/

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Blocked at my work. *sigh*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*I meant the comment, not the duck. Just realized that :/

[ - ] TheUnusualSuspectGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

SUCK? Oh shit that's where we started.

[ - ] OceansoulGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

LUCK?

[ - ] terminoobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

OPs fail at hyperboles.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I once caught a fish this big <:)))))))))))))><

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

It's a minnow!

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

FIXED: I once caught a dick this big <:)))))))))))))>< :)

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

That's one freakin' crazy dick.

[ - ] VIKINGSTADGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

STDs can do that to you.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*understands now*

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

FIXED: I once caught a dick this big 8========================D

[ - ] antiheroGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I can't compete with that.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Good. That one hurt me.

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

No one has done this yet so: *THAT'S *! *yell, *out, I believe that's all of them.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

10

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

FUCKING FUCK BALLS OP. GO suck your dad's dick.

[ - ] TheMadHattressGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*Circafanning circafan balls

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 2 months ago

*glares* Fucking fuck balls*

[ - ] TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Is that what she said? Is it really? No,I thought not.

[ - ] ClicheScale1to10Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Oh, but she did... when she was sucking that orange, and half of ppl in the cafeteria are really observant and are excellent at pointing out the obvious. Lunchladies have shitty senses of humor.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ikaz has returned! :3

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That's what who said?

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

KG <33

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

ALEX! <3333

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I haven't talked to you since this morning!

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I know, it's been ages!

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*british accent* Quite right.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I don't know. She?, who is "she" anyway? :3

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

One thing for sure. It's not OP.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Why does nobody care that i've returned?...Meh, suppose I don't know many people on this site. :3

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*gets lazy and doesn't want to scroll up*

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

May I join you?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sure thing.

[ - ] IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*joins at bottom and lies in grass*

[ - ] xoXdancerXoxGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*joins IHMUN and Andy*

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*joins* Too many comments. I'll hang out down here.

[ - ] MFarrugiaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I used to do that with tangerines, works quite well if you squeeze as you suck.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

That's what she said.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*twiddles thumbs while waiting for a new post*

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*looks at lovingly*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

*kisses forehead* Hey there, father of my babies.

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hey KiWi, what's shakin?

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*wiggles hips* Shake it to the left, shake it to the right... ...What?

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

K-Dub, hello to you. : )

[ - ] DuranDuran94Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*adds 's' to your name*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

DeeDee! Hello there! There's a new post, though. Meet'cha there.

[ - ] stolenthunder2Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

At least you're not doing something else to pass the time... *shifty eyes*

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*eyebrow raise*

[ - ] TheWatcherGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Anybody watch that Rules of Engagement episode where they met the thats what she said girl?

[ - ] KGfromMNGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

^^^What the fuck is this person talking about?

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Cheese.

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Sorry Watcher, I can't read terrible grammar. :/

[ - ] TheUnusualSuspectGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Episode 106 "Jeff's Wooby".

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

"Cause I jizz in ny pants..."

[ - ] IKilledAZombieWithMyRayGunGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

You have PANTS?!

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

... No.

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

*my

[ - ] country_singerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Who is this "she" cuz she definitely sounds like a whore...

[ - ] UnicornsDoExistGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

My mom.

[ - ] country_singerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Ohhh...what does that say about you??

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Why does everyone say "proceeded"?! Ugh, I think that's a cliche.

[ - ] KWinchesterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Indeed it is. Welcome to the world of an MLIA Commenter. *hands free t-shirt and button*

[ - ] country_singerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

I think ur face is a cliche!!!

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

A cliched face is an aberage face... I think?

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

average*

[ - ] TactoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

^Reply fail. Learn to use that little brown button that says reply in a nice underlined font.

[ - ] country_singerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Aww...then I totally just complimented you... ;)

[ - ] TactoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

^Reply fail.

[ - ] country_singerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

go fuck a chicken!!!!

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

love ya too

[ - ] country_singerGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago

hahaha...that wasn't meant towards you hun...that was just me being a random bitch *chezzy grin*

[ - ] tw9Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hate it when people use that joke on every little thing. It doesn't even make sense in this context.

[ - ] country_singerGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

yeah...it can be kinda lame but it makes my day just hearing it

[ - ] TactoGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

^REPLY BUTTON NAO!!!!

[ - ] KatieCat22Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Are you new? xD

[ - ] icanmakeyourbedrockkGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hello...

[ - ] MirrafishGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Hey, can I come to your school? :)

[ - ] Acelink230Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

lawl nice.

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