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I was sitting on the couch with my laptop and wireless mouse when my cat jumped into my lap. A few minutes later I noticed my mouse was missing and asked my cat if she had seen it anywhere. Immediately after, she swallowed really loudly and looked away. I still can't find my mouse. MLIA
#735048 Comments: 20 Vote: average 3548meh 434Share 
[ - ]  KGfromMNGood: 2Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Poop.
 
[ - ]  AbsorbYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
ITS FUN TO PLAY WITH
 
[ - ]  savehGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
sometimes young one sometimes......
 
[ - ]  NinjaGardianGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
You just fail at finding mice.
 
[ - ]  OceansoulGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago
ILLOGICAL! Computer mice cannot fit down a cat's throat!
 
[ - ]  AbsorbYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
Think about jungle cats. Jaguars, Tigers, Lions, Dogs... oh wait, scratch that last one.
 
[ - ]  terminoobGood: 2Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
You asked your cat? Weirdo.
 
[ - ]  howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I MADE THEM PUBLISH THIS AS SOON AS I VOTED ON IT AND NOW (A COUPLE MINUTES LATER) HERE IT IS. SORRY IT WAS THE FIRST THING I VOTED ON
 
[ - ]  howwieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHHA *does happy dance*
 
[ - ]  AbsorbYourFaceGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
I WON THE 649! happy dance!
 
[ - ]  howwieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
*gasp* you were talking to me... are you a-merry-can
 
[ - ]  AbsorbYourFaceGood: 3Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
This is why I have a dog. He eats my homework instead.
 
[ - ]  giraffegrlGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago
How did you post this if you have no computer mouse????
 
[ - ]  howwieGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
she has a KEYBORD AND A TAB KEY or mabee her cat pooped
 
[ - ]  brayslGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
It's a laptop, it's got a little censor thing. Some people use mice cause they find it easier to operate with. I like the little tablet, though.
 
[ - ]  howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
dont overdose
 
[ - ]  howwieGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
:) :) :) :) :) :) :)
 
[ - ]  Coca-ColaGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago
WTF, you talk to your cat? Lonely much...
 
[ - ]  savehGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago
u live alone?? because if u asked ur cat then...... wierdo
 
[ - ]  dancingpolarbearsGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
i apparently did not read the beggining of the story because i thought you were talking about a pet mouse lol
 

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