MyLifeIsAverage

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

You should have asked her to join you.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha. That would have gone over well. xD

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I agree, she might have wanted some Cop Porn. :)

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Could've been fun... OP missed out on a great opportunity

[ - ] TwistedZZZGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

OP's mom's a MILF.

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cop Porn, the best type of cop.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 8Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Oh, Officer! I've been naughty!

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 8Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

It wasn't an accident, OP. You PURPOSELY switched the syllables around.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 6Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Then your mother beat you to within an inch of your life?

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Demoted? :(

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Well, I finally had a whole fleet instead of just one ship. Then I was ambushed by the Spanish and they sunk all but my Galleon.

[ - ] LyuunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

yay!

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I hope so.

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

With a hot branding iron.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Porn, you wish you were old enough to watch it. n00b.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

In your face, OP!

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*noms OPs head*

[ - ] prophetGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cop porn has the best props handcuffs, tazer, nightstick.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So true!

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oolala, kinky. -waggles eyebrows suggestivly-

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*Plays suggestive porno music*

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Let's turn this fantasy into a reality right now! ;)

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ok, I'm the cop I'll be taking all comment offenders back to the station.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wait, you're a guy, right?

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wait you're a guy too! NOOOO! This is not the right type of scenario!

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

No! I'm a girl! I've got a pussy to prove it!

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Did someone say yaoi? -has video camera-

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh I thought this was going to turn into a prison flick with guy action, ill.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Thank God.

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

iz dis coment ofenzive enuf 4 u

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't get it...

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

He said he's taking comment offenders in...I was playing along. Just nevermind.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Oh! I get it! Sorry, I'm slow.

[ - ] prophetGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hell yeah its offensive several grammar and spelling violations you're coming in. *reads rights*

[ - ] I_am_a_fat_comment_guyGood: 1Bad: 41 year, 11 months ago

OP's mom is a MILF

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Wait, aren't you OP?

[ - ] I_am_a_fat_comment_guyGood: 0Bad: 31 year, 11 months ago

I mean, yessssssssss

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

........

[ - ] LyuunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

agreed, ninja_pirate, agreed. ........

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What exactly was OP talking about that s/he had to say strawberry, reindeer and rainbow?

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I don't think I even want to know..

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

It's probably for the best.

[ - ] RawrWafflesGood: 1Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

All the stuff involved in the cop porn?

[ - ] I_am_a_fat_comment_guyGood: 0Bad: 21 year, 11 months ago

Yes

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Reply fail!

[ - ] I_am_a_fat_comment_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

:(

[ - ] Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Somehow I don't think the usual crowbar will work, so... *katana*

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm sorry! Cookie?

[ - ] LyuunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Cookie!

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm kinky! Who else?

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 3Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My name is an anagram of kinky.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Fucking WIN! *Jealous*

[ - ] NotPumpkinGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I took a while to work it out... And then I realised it was in your username.

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lucky!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I'm Andy.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Im Jess

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*I'm Jess

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Pleased to meet you.

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Right back at cha.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Can I buy you a drink?

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Why not?

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*orders a Scotch and a ?*

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Vodka. I like me some Vodka.

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

So would you be interested in joining my crew?

[ - ] Ninja_Pirate1623Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ooooh! Sure. ;)

[ - ] SquiggilyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Hawt.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Looks like it's time for me to go!

[ - ] CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I will miss you.

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I will miss you too!

[ - ] LolzbucketGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Byeeeeeee!

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Lat0r fwend! :]

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

R.I.P. Alexis...wait you're not dying...

[ - ] AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Haha, that would be one sad day.

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I think we'd all suddenly cry if that would happen.

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Narwhals, narwhals swimmin' in the ocean...

[ - ] I_am_a_fat_comment_guyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

CASUIN A COMMMOTION CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Narwhals, narwhals swimmin' in the ocean, pretty big and bretty white, they beat a polar bear in a fight!

[ - ] I_am_a_fat_comment_guyGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Save Cthulgu eatin ye'!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Agh. *pretty

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Like an underwater unicorn they got a kickass facial horn! They're the jedi of the sea! They stop cthulu from eatin' ye!

[ - ] BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Narwhals, they are narwhals, narwhals, just don't let 'em touch your balls... (Darn, I don't get to say the best part.)

[ - ] Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Narwhals, they are narwhals! Narwhals! Inventores of the shish-ke-bob! (Im sorry, maybe next time.)

[ - ] LyuunGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Narwhals, you say? hmmm...

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Mmmm weird salad...

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Ceasar salad?

[ - ] Fmonkey9Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=2153582

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Someone's going through a rough patch...

[ - ] TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Heehee...

[ - ] taffy_213Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*pulling off socks* I'm gonna start stripping now!

[ - ] armsmaster2112Good: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

Liar stole this from an Cyanide and Happiness comic http://ieatsnowmanpoop.blogspot.com/2006/09/medium-cop-porn-please.html To lazy to search through the actual sight to find the comic there

[ - ] littlekidloverrGood: 0Bad: 11 year, 11 months ago

wouldn't it just be "corn pop"?

[ - ] RawrWafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

No, she's swapping the first leter of each sylable.

[ - ] RawrWafflesGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

*syllable

[ - ] LyuunGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

I once did that... i was santa in our schools christmas play, and i was singing "let it snow". when i got to a certain part i sang "It doesn't show signs of stopping, and i've brought some porn for copping...". i was embarrassed, my parents were embarrassed but the play just got a lot cooler...

[ - ] disorderlychaosGood: 2Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

What this person is talking about is called a "SPOONERISM" Car Wash = War Cash and so on...

[ - ] zmcgGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

Finally, intelligence!

[ - ] katfire7Good: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

My sister does that all the time (except not on purpose) and she has said the same exact thing to my mom. My mom just laughed.

[ - ] mynameiserikGood: 0Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

http://notalwaysright.com/?s=cockporn

[ - ] towel_faceGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 11 months ago

when i was at the movie with a friend, we were waiting in line to get some popcorn and our tickets, i then said "i like cop porn" instead of popcorn by accident, the old lady behind us wasn't impresed...

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