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Today, my spanish teacher explained how he hurt his back picking up trash that people had thrown into his yard while at a stop sign near his house. He said that to fix the problem, he was going to put up a sign saying, "LITTERERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED". Thinking he was a little lost in translation we said, "You mean prosecuted?" He simply smirked and responded, "No,this will fix it." Favorite teacher. MLIA
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[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 2 months ago
You forgot 'ever' at the end of your last sentence. Whore.
 
[ - ]  edwineversGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
when you prostitute someone, does that make you a pimp?
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Your teacher's actually the prostitute, OP. You're his next constumer, remember?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Constumer- half customer, half monster.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
wasn't OP the last customer?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Exactly! And OP is quite the monster.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
that fatguy is pissing me off
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I saw that. :/ What a butt head.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*looks around for a fat guy*
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Previous post.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Im going to hurt him if he doesnLt leave me pissed isn't helping him
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Is he in the one with the dog named Cuddles? Becasue my school blocked the comemnts to that one just now.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
yup lots of cussing
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That is prolly why I cant see the comments there. Thanks, fatguy.
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
He's also his next costomer.
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Okay, I have spelling fail today. *Customer.
 
[ - ]  edwineversGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
are you perhaps implying that he is his only customer?
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I was fixing my mistake, actually. Then failed and needed to correct it again.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Third time's the charm, apparently.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Nawh, I think you made a great word out of it the first time!
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Thank you. I loved your definition of it much more though. We should use constumer more often as a word in this language.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am so down for that.
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Prostituted?
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
:3 Walrus Uprising :3
 
[ - ]  PillowbabysgrlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am the eggman.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I am the walrus, coo coo cachoo.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Or is that spelled with a k?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Noooooo people always think that's what it is! Haha.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Goo-goo-ga-joob!
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Whatever. I don't listen to the song anyway.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Haha, no worries!
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I need a good piece of art to show my grandparents when they're in town, besides my personal stuff. I need a subject, ideas?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Music.
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I agree. Music is a great subject for art because it is an art.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Mhm! You know what would be neat? If you knew an artist they listened to.. Somehow include a few lines of lyrics or something?
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
And you could even form the words around what they were. Like if it was 'I like potatos' in the song, you could put them around or in a potato. Stuff like that.
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Hmm... That's a good idea! I'll look into it. They'd love something to take back across the world, I want to surprise them. c:
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well good luck!
 
[ - ]  LavenderPlantGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Thank you, Alexis!
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
A zombie llama with a handlebar mustache.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Disguised as Spiderman.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
With a watermelon helmet.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Named Bill.
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
And shoes made of buckets.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Who has conversations with himself.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
The guy who sang don't worry, be happy committed suicide O.o
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh weird! When?
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
...Seriously?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'm sorry, but when they make fun of him in Family Guy, that clip was fucking great.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Aw, I didn't know they did. *is sad for missing out*
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
! Watch it. Haha. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7QbUf_xxc8
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
ironic.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Haha, I guess that rumor was going around in 2007 and it was false.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It was?! My APUSH teacher lied to me -.-
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Dude, APUSH teachers are a little screwy if you ahvent noticed...
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*havent
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, mine looks like he's half hobbit and half elf...
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I dont have APUSH (I'm gonna try to get in next year) but my friend says that ours is kinda squirrely and likes to make weed related jokes.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*sigh* No wonder AP classes get such a bad rep, with these kinds of teachers.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Kick some ass! Watch the clip first, though. ^^ Hehe.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I will! ...as soon as I get around to opening up another tab.
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*hugs* MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!! :D
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*hugs back* :D How's it been?
 
[ - ]  cobaedaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*has to go* Bye now...
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*cries and hugs again* Bye!
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I hate trolls
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*sigh* We all do.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Damn work, making it all hard for me to be on MLIA.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
There you are! *hugs* Oh, and just a piece of advice...never go to sleep in a tight bra...ever.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'll make note of that.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
...you know its me, right? I could have sworn I told you...
 
[ - ]  AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
HAhaha, I know it's you love.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
:) Just making sure. I only have two more hours before I have to leave for school. And I'm stuck here all alone til then.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You better get really drunk then. Trust me, it'll work.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Somehow, I don't think getting drunks a good idea. I have to use dissecting things second period...I'd probably either destroy my pig or hurt myself. Maybe both.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Full on battle with a pig. I think you can take it.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I don't know...its smaller than me but if I'm inebriated...damn you porkchop -.- (yes, that is my pigs name)
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Just toss him the ole elbow to the face.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I'll get in trouble with PETA...anyways, how's work going?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals. Work is good, I'm kinda busy, but not horribly overwhelmed.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Thats good. Right now I'm just wondering if I should take advantage of the fact that I'm home alone.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Well I think you already know my opinion on that.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I do it almost everytime I stay home or go late...I'm going to. I've decided.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ugh, I can't wait till I have a day off or something. That way I can join in the festivities.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
We should plan a day where we both stay home. Preferably when I have my phone or a webcam, but I'm up for it whenever.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Let me know when those said events happen. I'm taking off probably the 23rd of next month.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You will be the first to know...unless your not online when I get them, then you'll be like seventeenth to know...wait, isn't that your birthday?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yes Ma'am.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Somehow you stumbled on one of my nicknames right there...well, then I most definitely will stay home that day and make you a special surprise.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Lol, good times are to be had.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Even though it'll be your birthday...will I get something too? Video for a video?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You have a deal.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I can't wait. I only have twelve more minutes to talk before I have to hop in the shower and leave.
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Before you hop in the shower and masturbate to the mental image of my pounding you against a wall?
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Or I could do the second part right now...
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You know you want to. The more fingers the better.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I usually do two or three...we'll find out how many you'll use hopefully
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
If I could see it I could tell you. *winks*
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
youll see it and then some
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
When I do see it I'm going to use it as insparation to ge tmyself hard and play with myself.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
oh you'll get plenty inspired...but i have to go. I have a test first period, and as much as I want to be late so I can talk to you, I cant :(
 
[ - ]  IhatemyusernameGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I must be going for an hour *blows kisses* Love you all!
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Byeee!
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
-waves bye with a hankercheif, sniveling- We-We'll miss you!
 
[ - ]  Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I have grown fond of you too.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Thirty five minutes, then I'm off work. Then, I have to drive to the ferry. Then wait for the ferry. Then take the ferry. Then drive to my new home. I now arrive at home about two hours after I clock out. :/
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
That sucks. I'd bring food along and some video games.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Yeah, I have my DS and some of my friends are waking up around the time I'm off.. So I have a couple texting buddies. Haha.
 
[ - ]  Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Which games?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I usually stick wit' Mario Kart, keeps me awake. Or Phantom Hourglass, because I'm obsessed with all things Zelda.
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Mario Kart! I used to be beast at that until the wii version came out. But now I mostly just play Pokemon games on my DS.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Then you have to battle your way through pirates.
 
[ - ]  Rousis14Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Is this CaptainAndy in disguise? Or are you an imposter?
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh, hellof.
 
[ - ]  AdmiralAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I got a promotion.
 
[ - ]  cookiecrumbzGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
You go from a dawg to a captain...now you're an admiral. What's next?
 
[ - ]  CaptainAndyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Back to Captain.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Lololol.
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Alexis turned into a roflcopter!
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Weeee!
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Ner!
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Dachshund!
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
-s are awesome!
 
[ - ]  I_am_a_fat_comment_guyGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Oh shizah
 
[ - ]  TerrasochiGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
VIRUSES!
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
-watches viruses attack Terra-
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
*Grabs popcorn* Oh wait.. I srsly hate popcorn. *Grabs beer*
 
[ - ]  Nikky44Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
-takes your popcorn- No need to waste perfectly eatible popcorn...
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
"Edible", not "eatible".
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
My cat's name is Phillip. Why do people think that's so weird?
 
[ - ]  Lycan4425Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Reasonable name for a cat.
 
[ - ]  AlexisAculaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
I think it fits him well.
 
[ - ]  Fmonkey9Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Is the cat yellow?
 
[ - ]  Fmonkey9Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
Wait, sorry. I thought you said Popcorn. Bit of a fail right there *_*
 
[ - ]  BoxWithBoxesGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
It's also reasonable name for a nickel. Bad thing is, "it's a girl nickel!"
 

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